Have I ever conveyed to you how much I loathe Paris Hilton? I just want to make sure that each of you is aware of my utter distaste of her. For years I have searched in vain for some reason to find her pleasant or not a complete waste of space on earth and for years I have been thwarted in that pursuit by her at every turn. I can think of nothing positive Paris brings to society. I can think of nothing she does which would ever change my mind. I don't think she has one redeeming quality except that she gives the employees of Valtrex a steady paycheck.
In her latest Tweets she has pretty much summarized her uselessness and contribution to the world at large. All of last week she was in Maui with her equally useless boyfriend. She returned back to the mainland and said she was so excited to spend time with her 18 dogs. Well, she said babies, because she knows if she gave a number we would realize how many are dead.
Apparently one day back in Los Angeles was more than she could stand with them though because she Tweeted the following earlier this morning. "Finally finished packing for Cabo and just realized that I might have mistakenly packed my blackberry into one of my 6 bags. This is brutal."
Umm, yes. At a time where a good portion of the world is starving and people have been stranded for days in a snowstorm and soldiers are fighting across the world from their loved ones during the holiday season, the fact you may have misplaced your blackberry in one of your six bags while on your way to another vacation is definitely my definition of brutality.