Monday, December 27, 2010

Crystal Harris Gets Hugh Hefner To Propose


Over Christmas, Hugh Hefner asked Crystal Harris to marry him. The 84 year old asked the 24 year old to marry him. Apparently Holly Madison was too old for Hugh or perhaps she did not run the assembly line efficiently enough for Hugh. You know, women were taking longer than their allotted 1 minute on the old man's peen. Hugh said in his Twitter that Crystal cried. I am guessing she cried because she is going to have sleep with his tired old balls until he kicks the bucket now. I don't think they were tears of joy.

So, if my math is correct, and honestly, it can be off sometimes, Hugh was 60 years old when Crystal was born. Yep, 60. So, basically he was almost eligible for social security when his new bride was born.

Do you think Holly still cares?

31 comments:

califblondy said...

Holly is probably trying to find a balcony to jump from at the Planet Hollywood in Vegas. I bet Kendra and Bridgette are laughing their asses off.

Kristen S. said...

Oh yes, I think Holly cares...she wanted the mansion and the Playboy empire for herself.

Did Hefner divorce Conrad? I thought they were still married? I thought it was his way of never marrying again.

Rose said...

There is no empire left.

Cheryl said...

Not much left and he probably insisted on a pre-nup.

yourfaceisamess said...

gross.

__-__=__ said...

Agree with califblondy. Very sad for Holly. And, at some point, it's just pedophilia. At this point. Yes, it's just gross.

timebob said...

I don't think Holly cares. She knew the only way to the real money train was to get pregnant. Once it was revealed Hef's sperm count is to low to knock anyone up. The game was over for her.

Whatever pre-nup that will be signed will be so tight that basically your just hired help for his peen. That is if they ever even get married.

CDAN Mod said...

ITA, Rose, Playboy is so 90s.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Engaged is one thing.
Married is a complete other.
Lets see if she actually walks down the aisle.
Hef didn't get to be Hef without knowing what he was doing.

Anonymous said...

he looks so fucking senile in this pic. holly is a go-getter, and she's fucking a penis 10 yrs her junior who's in a band.

timebob said...

I guess this means Holly is out of the will now.

Mango said...

Gross.

timebob said...

I love that picture, does Hef even know what planet he is on let alone engaged.

HannahPalindrome said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

If he was just a regular old man, I think her mom & siblings would be grossed out.

Again...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

jess said...

Ugh... he's gross. I think Holly cares, she put so much effort and time even if he was paying for her clothes and all, it must suck that she couldn't get him to marry her, that was her fricking goal and purpose in life!

Moonmaid said...

This is really icky, but to each their own. She does belong in the Golddiggers Hall of Fame!

I loved Michael K of Dlisted's comment: "And somewhere outside of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison is scaling the wall with a machete in her mouth and VENGEANCE in her eyes."

Oceansandsun said...

Poor Holly! I do feel bad for her. She tried so hard. This girl just swooped in. Somebody on another blog (or maybe this one, I can't remember) said they think Hef is leaving everything to Mary and that probably he and Mary are life partners and the girls are all a ruse. I do wonder about the validity of the assembly line (these days anyway, back in the day I could totally see it). Anyways, who knows?

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audrey said...

I am sure it is true love--in some bizarre world. To me this is all kinds of creepy--but then anything The Hef does is.

Susan said...

Can anyone divulge any deets on the previous comments re: the fall of the Playboy empire? Is the company not doing well?

I have always felt that the legend of Hugh Hefner is just that - legend and a schtick. At least for the time during my adult life. I'm sure he was a swinging guy back in the day, but I don't buy for one second that these broads are really doing the deed with his old krinkly ass.

Pookie said...

ok, the 'tired old balls' line? that just put a searing visual in my head and it ain't pretty.

and forget holly...i feel for this girl's family. how embarrassed are her parents right now?!

JoElla said...

Okay this is just a gut feeling, but..

I think Hef is kinda loosing it mentally and he has been selling off stuff. I "they" are making sure all of his kids are set (his daughter runs things, and the boys are being brought into the mix) and I think he is still crazy for Carrie (ex wife who is remarried)

Why do I think he is loosing it.. well remember how quickly he sold Carries house, the one that connected to his house so the boys could come over all the time? She and the new hubby and the boys lived there for years and then BAM one day he sold it and didn't even tell her until she had like a month to find a new home.

I think Hef's team is scrambling to make sure something is left from the 'empire' and Hef has checked out and no longer has any say in the day to day. They just show him the nekked pics of the girls.

I don't have any facts to back up my gut feeling, I just have a feeling this is how it is all going down.

I do feel bad for Holly, she was crazy about him.

Linnea said...

Honestly, does this girl think he (or his lawyers) havent prepared a tight prenup? Or is it just the publicity?

K said...

Just wanted to say hubby & I had stage seats at PeepShow last weekend, and Holly is a LOT prettier than I had thought from seeing her on TV. Her body is awesome--better than a few of the 20somethings on stage with her.

Monica said...

This Crystal Harris chick cannot be 25. no way. Maybe it's because she's already had a ton of plastic surgery, but seriously she looks 45.

Reviewer said...

Who is Mary? In Hugh's case, I would have expected his name to be Marty. He allegedly prefers oral (on him).

mooshki said...

I think it's a publicity stunt.

Henriette said...

I would be shocked if Hef lives to get married again! Hate to be the Grim Reaper, but the guy is closing in on 90, he is lucky if he wakes-up another morning.

I thought he was cute with Mary. He should have married her. Mary is his 7o something assistant/secretary.

Meg said...

@Reviewer - Mary is the house manager or office manager, I think. She was featured on The Girls Next Door.

I would think Hef was too much of an ageist to actually have a relationship with someone his own age.

I'm not sure what Holly thinks...she might be resentful or maybe she is over it by this point.

awesome balla. said...

no WAY is this chick 24.

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