Saturday, January 01, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

December 29, 2010

Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time.

Jerry Lewis

23 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Pig. Vom.

farmgirl said...

Totally what I thought.
He is such a tool.

timebob said...

oh man, apologies to those I said it wasn't Jerry Lewis.

Well this has been a glorious day!

I feel like I have had sex for the last 10 hours with all of you!

xoxo

witwritergirl said...

Holy crap, that makes me gag. I'd always heard he was a total loser....confirmed.

Cecilia00 said...

Just gross.

Jackie said...

Enty just posted this one on FB for those that don't have an account:

This B- comedy actor who spends most of his time doing movies but gained his fame from a sketch show and a very famous character on that show. Anyway, our actor was secretly married a few months ago. No big deal really. Lots of celebrities like to keep that stuff secret. What is juicy though is that his wife, who really no one knows is his wife has been cheating on our actor. - Rob Schneider

captivagrl said...

Gross, pathetic, weirdo.

Lissette said...

@jackie Thank you! Has he posted any others??? I don't have a Facebook account.

ItsAJ said...

@Jackie
Thanks!!

Goodnight and happy new year all!

jess said...

Woah...this one is so gross, and the same sperm "blessed" carpet? Just NASTY.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

If I was married to Rob Schneider, I would be tempted to cheat. Does she have to laugh at his unfunny jokes too? Epic fail.

fairylights said...

Ewwww, cudos to those who guessed him, I didnt think Jerry ever refused to cheat so I totally glossed over him.

NASTY!!!!!!!!

This has been lots of fun, thanks Enty, and to everyone for their comments!

jess said...

Oh..that's too bad for Rob.

Well, it's been a good day laughing with your comments, once again this website has awesome readers. And thanks Enty for the the juicy, gross and really wrong reveals.

timebob said...

time to roll up the carpet and do this again in July. It will be a long 7 months to top this years reveals.

good night and happy new year!

Jackie said...

@Lisette and AJ

That was the only one (thus far). I know a few people that don't have a FB account. I wouldn't want those of you to miss out.

I feel bad for Rob Schneider. And grossed out by Jerry Lewis.

Reese said...

Good lord, Old Hollywood was sickening. I am always happiest with the kindness reveals, but especially today; loads of very ugly stories.

Thank you so much for giving us your day today, Enty. Much love and tons of bacon to you in 2011. Best of everything in the new year to all CDANers!

On to Facebook for more fun!

Marion said...

Gross - what a pig !

the lutefisk said...

The Jerry Lewis blind was certainly up there as far as disgusting reveals go, but at least he wasn't cheating or using underage kids.
Happy New Year everyone, and thanks so much Enty!

shiny_special_one said...

Ugh. I knew it! Not even surprised. I already can't stand Jerry Lewis, this just makes me feel vindicated about finding him completely repellent.

shiny_special_one said...

BTW:

"If I was married to Rob Schneider, I would be tempted to cheat. Does she have to laugh at his unfunny jokes too? Epic fail."

I think this is my favorite quote of the day. And I relate! LOL rc&n

sunnyside1213 said...

Ick nast.

selenakyle said...

@ Jackie-- Thanks for that!

I don't do Facebook so I therefore miss out on some stuff.

Sad, though. I think Rob is supposedly a good guy IRL.

CarolMR said...

The Jerry Lewis blind doesn't make sense. He was a serial cheater. He didn't refuse to cheat. I'm beginning to think half these blinds are bull.