Sunday, July 14, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 12, 2013

If this B list reality star is shopping at a sex shop, it is not for her and her man. They are not together like that anymore no matter what it looks like on the outside. Too many parties. Too many other women. She is scared to have sex with him, but wants to stay famous. If she was shopping for sex toys, it was either for herself or you know, that other guy in her life.

Khloe Kardashian

41 comments:

Empress of Socks said...

So.... She wasn't, but if she was it would probably potentially be for solo use? Or maybe someone else. Aren't a lot of the toys probably maybe sold at sex ships for solitaire?

Empress of Socks said...

Shops, sex ships are a whole different kettle of fish.

Brenda L said...

hahahahaha! I wanna go on a sex ship!

parissucksliterally said...

In other BIs, you refer to her as almost A. Please be consistent with your ratings, when talking about the same person.

Nosy_Canuck said...

There's nothing like a fun fling to make you get yourself together and look good. It kind of explains the recent move on her part to get to the gym and show her 'new body' all over town. I don't love that she is kind of forcing herself to maintain the marriage for fame, but I do like her in general. I'm sure her 'manager' PMK is pushing her to stay which is unfortunate. Hopefully she can get things together and get out from what is (and will continue to be) a terrible situation.

EmEyeKay said...

Where do I find these sex ships???

Empress of Socks said...

The navy? Also maybe a singles cruise? I mean, lake havasu has something similar, but they're more of boning boats than sex ships (lacking the grandiosity, you see)

The Raving Badger said...

Or she could be shopping for a bachelorette party. Duh.

The Raving Badger said...

Or she could be shopping for a bachelorette party. Duh.

Bacon Ranch said...

According to the movie, Titanic was a sex ship. At least for Rose and Jack.

Jessica said...

Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit which letter-rating Enty uses? I see through the rating anyway, it only places a person on the top part, bottom part, or middle of the fame ladder anyway.
And I would think Khloe's rating has dropped considering a few months ago she had her own Khloe and Lamar reality show, her KUWK reality show, her hosting gig on whichever judge show she was on (x-factor?) And she has since lost 2 of those.
Not to mention... "almost A" and "B" are like a millimeter apart, no?

Empress of Socks said...

Jessica, in every grade I've ever received "almost getting and a" means you got a b. so I might suggest that they aren't even a millimeter apart. Idk, the ratings are a loose suggestion, I think

Cee Kay said...

Explain to me how not being married to Lamar would make Khloe not famous anymore. She's still one of THEM, after all, and THEY never go away!

Count Jerkula said...

Good for her. Too many chicks are scared of sex shops and sex toys. Expand your horizons ladies.

Sex toys for dudes suck and are difficult to clean. The ones for ladies come in so many shapes and sizes, made from a plethora of materials, there is something for everyone.

If the thought of going to an actual adult novelty store is too much for you, then go to Adam&Eve to do some browsing. They have a wide variety of toys, fairly quick shipping (the stuff I ordered came from the Carolinas), free shipping and gift bag w/ purchase over a certain amount, and a quick Google search will net you a coupon code for 50% off 1 item (put the most expensive think you buy first in your cart so the discount applies to it and not a bottle of lube or something else cheap).

The Good Lord gave you a vagina, don't let it go to waste.



DewieTheBear said...

I loathe that I know this but on a recent episode of KUwtK, Scott was bugging Kourtney for anal, and she agreed to it only if he let her peg him first - and she pulled out the equipment with which to do it (which promptly caused him to lose his shit *no pun* and give up the request). I don't recall seeing a shopping excursion but that's not to say there wasn't one, or that her sisters were not involved in some way.

/kills self for having this knowledge

Snowy Owls said...

Agree Cee Kay, I would not know who HE was if it were not for HER.

Jazzy said...

Khloe is the only smart one. She knows that when this reality ship goes down she'll have basketball money to live on forever.

Bacon Ranch said...

You watch KUwtK Dewie?


I loathe that I know that,now.

auntliddy said...

Kartrasians will never be higher than c to me, and their lucky thy are gettingvthat!

auntliddy said...

Hey! Good fior her!! Too many men treat womans body like a playground for THEIR pleasure, never checking if shes enjoying it. And if men were doing THEIR job, women wouldnt need so many sex toys!!!!!!

V said...

@Count - speaking of men and sex toys...

http://onswipe.upi.com/upi/#!/entry/spanish-firefighters-free-mans-genitals-from-sex-toy,51daead6da27f5d9d0f3ab42

Count Jerkula said...

@V: I bet that was a Gates of Hell. Stainless steel rings on a piece of leather. Slip the rings over the junk, get him hard, then clip a leash on it and lead him around like the dog he is. I seen that shit at a bachelor party once.

Never put on a cock ring that doesn't have some kind of release (snap, velcro). I have heard horror stories.

B Smears said...

Ahoy! Land HO! It's ARRRRRRRRRR rated me mateys!

B Smears said...

Do these sex toys for males literally "suck"? Makes us females obsolete then... Although no sex toy as yet can give a good reach around. Or gargle balls.

V said...

@Count, duly noted ;)

Count Jerkula said...

@Smears: Some Do

Others can play along with specially coded DVDs or Streaming Video: Real Touch

I put my finger in a RealTouch at a porn expo. Lemme tell ya, WOW. Dude at the booth even fast forwarded to the Anal portion of the scene to display how it tightens up to show the difference.

Again though, the clean up just makes it completely not worth it. Way more involved than a spritz of cleaning solution (basically diluted dish detergent)and wipe clean.



Harry Knuckles said...

B, Will you marry me?

EmEyeKay said...

@Empress, I'd settle for a boning boat ;)

it took forever said...

She can do better than lamar.

NapAssasin said...

Slightly on topic- my 3 year old wandered into my bathroom this morning with my favorite "device" and my bottle of astroglide. Sigh. Guess it's time to find a higher hiding spot for the toys...

Get yourself some happy, Klohe. Life's too short to be miserable and alone.

B. Profane said...

"If the thought of going to an actual adult novelty store is too much for you, then go to Adam&Eve to do some browsing."

Nah, the Blowfishies run the primo online toy store: www.blowfish.com. I know one of the principals.

Stacey Charter said...

Another great place to shop is http://www.feminiqueshop.com/

Dr Jill McDevitt owns and operates the shop in my old hometown of West Chester PA and has a great online selection as well.

Robert said...

On the olden days of the Spencer Gift Catalogs, all women had access to were those "personal massagers" for those "hard to reach places." Looking at the picture as a kid, the whole thing went right over my head. Oy!

Scallywag said...

@Branda and @EmEyeKay:
http://www.dreampleasuretours.com/specialty-cruises-top.html

Count Jerkula said...

Scallywag: Good hookup. I think the Menage a Asia would be an awesome trip.

Now if any single dudes are looking at the Menage a Med cruise, but have no one to go with, the Greek economy is so shitty that decent looking whores will do a 7 day cruise for 2 or 3 hundred bucks, if you pay for their ticket.

SayWhat said...

@Dewie, they did this on the show? He asked his wife for anal sex on tv? What a prize.

NaughtyNurse said...

It's pathetic that she is scared to have sex with her husband, because he is a man whore who obviously doesn't use protection. Time for a divorce, pronto. And I agree that she can do better than him. I'm far from a Kartrashian fan, but I wouldn't know him if it weren't for her.

Anna Nonymous said...

I think Count J should start a line of sex ships, could be the next big vacation thing for swingers...

Count Jerkula said...

Anna: You know how to do a Kickstarter, and what the legal ramifications are? If so, I'll let you be the CFO. All other hires will be subject to a casting couch.

flowerpower said...

So who's the other guy Khloe's seeing?

flowerpower said...

So who's the other guy Khloe's seeing?