Thursday, March 22, 2018

Blind Item #9

This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor has a title in his home country. He shared a story last night about an incident that happened to him many years ago. He was doing a play and the stage manager walked in on the actor having sex with a co-star. The co-star was bent over with coke all over his back. Our actor looked at the stage manager and said either join in or get out. The stage manager got out.

34 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Sir Ian McKellan?

sandybrook said...

+1

totaji said...

Enjoying a nice, cold, refreshing coke while engaging in intimacy with one’s soulmate.

Brayson87 said...

Oh those delightful British buggering stories.

Lonely Bastard said...

Sounds like Sir Gandalf the gay, yes.

Geeljire said...

+1

Geeljire said...

Now we know when Gandalf the Gay is Gandalf the White at the same time

one_eyed_bob said...

Ole Gandalf making magic spew out with his staff and willing to share...another kindness blind?

Guesser said...

He multi tasks!

filmfanb said...

at least they guy was of age

totaji said...

Do we though?

filmfanb said...

Im sure Enty would have added a note if he wasnt

Boldblonde said...

Did is funny! As long as both are consenting adults...

totaji said...

I hope you’re right b.

Shawn McGuire said...

Would have been funnier if he joined them.

David Howes said...

@Brayson87!

Your use of the word made me wonder:
How many posters here know the meaning of "buggering?"

Hmm!

Geeljire said...

McKellan told the story
A detail he'd omit
Considering his Baby Oil club membership with Bryan Singer

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

I know, right? Someone please explain the British fascination with butt sex.

Lonely Bastard said...

@Normal.

Exactly the same as the Yank one but with more colourful vocabulary.

Geeljire said...

How about 'nonce'

T. W. said...

Brits are expected to be prim & proper in public at all times & keep a stiff upper lip. Naturally they let their hair down in the bed room.

riffer73 said...

"Blogger Brayson87 said...

Oh those delightful British buggering stories."

Lol! I can't stop laughing. I think that will keep me laughing all night!

Sugar Kane said...

Boy only boarding schools

McJ 2051 said...

McKellen and Olivier, or another thesp of that era.

Remie Ross said...

Well it's one way to not have to look at those terrible teeth while you're getting a little 😂😂😂

RealRescuesDon'tDoThis said...

The stage manager must have been sort of attractive, otherwise they simply would have told him to get out.

orangesoda said...

Nah, he didn't necessarily have to be attractive. Uphill Gardeners aren't known for being too picky when it comes to their bum buddies, especially when coked up. This guy could have looked like Danny DeVito and I bet Gandalf would have still been happy to accept another peen in the mix.

Geeljire said...

I am nominating this blind/comment section for Most Awful Imagery award for the ENTYS 2019.
It's only March.

Southern Man said...

So now you know how the Greek, Roman and British empires collapsed.
Guess who's next...

Geeljire said...

Rome never ended.

Sign Name Below said...

@T.W. ...or, you know, the dressing room backstage

PG Tips said...

I suppose he was sniffing off his back whilst on the job. Genius, really.

longtimereader said...

I'm willing to bet that pretty much every other UK stage thesp has a similar story they tell their friends in the bar after the play.

Post Cards From The Edge said...

:)

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