Thursday, March 22, 2018

Blind Item #9

This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor has a title in his home country. He shared a story last night about an incident that happened to him many years ago. He was doing a play and the stage manager walked in on the actor having sex with a co-star. The co-star was bent over with coke all over his back. Our actor looked at the stage manager and said either join in or get out. The stage manager got out.

31 comments:

  1. Enjoying a nice, cold, refreshing coke while engaging in intimacy with one’s soulmate.

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  2. Oh those delightful British buggering stories.

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    1. Anonymous11:19 AM

      I know, right? Someone please explain the British fascination with butt sex.

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    2. Boy only boarding schools

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    3. Well it's one way to not have to look at those terrible teeth while you're getting a little 😂😂😂

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  3. Sounds like Sir Gandalf the gay, yes.

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    1. Now we know when Gandalf the Gay is Gandalf the White at the same time

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  4. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Ole Gandalf making magic spew out with his staff and willing to share...another kindness blind?

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  5. at least they guy was of age

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    1. McKellan told the story
      A detail he'd omit
      Considering his Baby Oil club membership with Bryan Singer

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  6. Im sure Enty would have added a note if he wasnt

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  7. Did is funny! As long as both are consenting adults...

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  8. Would have been funnier if he joined them.

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  9. @Brayson87!

    Your use of the word made me wonder:
    How many posters here know the meaning of "buggering?"

    Hmm!

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  10. @Normal.

    Exactly the same as the Yank one but with more colourful vocabulary.

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  11. Brits are expected to be prim & proper in public at all times & keep a stiff upper lip. Naturally they let their hair down in the bed room.

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    1. @T.W. ...or, you know, the dressing room backstage

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  12. "Blogger Brayson87 said...

    Oh those delightful British buggering stories."

    Lol! I can't stop laughing. I think that will keep me laughing all night!

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  13. McKellen and Olivier, or another thesp of that era.

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  14. The stage manager must have been sort of attractive, otherwise they simply would have told him to get out.

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  15. Nah, he didn't necessarily have to be attractive. Uphill Gardeners aren't known for being too picky when it comes to their bum buddies, especially when coked up. This guy could have looked like Danny DeVito and I bet Gandalf would have still been happy to accept another peen in the mix.

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    1. I am nominating this blind/comment section for Most Awful Imagery award for the ENTYS 2019.
      It's only March.

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  16. So now you know how the Greek, Roman and British empires collapsed.
    Guess who's next...

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  17. Anonymous7:48 AM

    I suppose he was sniffing off his back whilst on the job. Genius, really.

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  18. I'm willing to bet that pretty much every other UK stage thesp has a similar story they tell their friends in the bar after the play.

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