Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Blind Item #11

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born A+ list singer is not dating that one named singer. He is just trying to get her name out there to sell more records since she is signed to his label. 

21 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Chris Martin/Lorde?

ckpsjp said...

I hope not. He and Goop are literally old enough to be her parents.

Dena said...

Drake & Raye?

nonyabusiness said...

this must be him trying to sell a new coldplay record because melodrama came out almost a year ago.

Anonymous said...

I thought Chris Martin was dating Dakota Johnson and Lorde was dating Jack Antonoff.

Squee said...

Chris Martin and Lorde aren't on the same label. Probably Drake.

Mad Hominem said...

If you're suffering from a "self-importance" deficiency I suggest you do a GIS on Lorde, because every picture of hers is screaming, "Don't you DARE laugh at me!"

Mr Selfdestruct UK said...

Ha ha ha everytime I think of lorde south park comes to mind!

notthisagain said...

LOL

"I am lorde, ya ya ya ya"

notthisagain said...

is this somebody and tinashe?

Danilo said...

Chris Martin is dating everyone. I do not think he would use a dating to promote himself, dating everyone makes his nature

orangesoda said...

@Kris hah! I have to go back and watch that episode now. I love Randy.
I think this is Drake, though.

Brayson87 said...

So is this a kindness blind?

Dead Girl said...

Drake

Dead Girl said...

idk if Lorde is still fooling around with Jack anymore

T. W. said...

I don't think anyone likes Lorde.

Wylin said...

drake/raye

Hugo Pedersen said...

Randy Marsh :-D funniest character on TV the last decade IMO

Anonymous said...

Oh no! I bought the hype!

Dusty Fairy said...

Everyone knows Drake is gay, right?

orangesoda said...

According to CDaN comments, every male with any kind of celeb status is gay. Ya ya ya.

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