Monday, June 04, 2007

MTV Movie Awards Report

This is the same person who dished for me at some other events. She doesn't know about the site. She just loves to gossip and when I can't go places she texts me all night long so I don't feel left out. She is a solid B lister in movies and television, and very attractive. AP wasn't there last night. I took out the normal texting abbreviations to make it easier to read.

I keep trying to look at Amy Winehouse's mouth to see how many teeth she's missing. You would think I would have a chance because she won't stop forcing her tongue down that guy's throat.

I can't believe they (Playboy) really offered that MTV chick $1M. She looks like a crack whore. She's pasty and just not attractive. Also you can so tell her breasts are soooo fake. Not real looking at all.

You know that Fantastic Four guy Iaon? I don't think he and his gf are a real couple. I don't know them, but it just seems staged.

Jesus. Does Disney just tell all their actors to wear the brightest damn colors possible? It's just annoying.

Michael Bay is 0-4 tonight at least. It's too hard to go up to someone and say I'm a producer or director. You want meaningless sex, those girls need to know a face. I think that's why Chris Tucker has about 20 phone numbers. He also looks like he's lost like 30 pounds. Doesn't look healthy at all.

Dane Cook just asked me for my phone number. Not a chance in hell. Too many stories.

God I want to f**k Johnny Depp. If he's not available then Sacha can have me.

Why does Adam Sandler ALWAYS have to dress like crap? Can't he put on something nice one time? Did he wear flip flops when he got married?

F to the I to the G to the H to the T. It's a fight between Josh and Fergie. They are walking out right now.

Why is Victoria Beckham famous again? She is so annoying. She has answered like 4 calls on her phone and is not quiet about it.

Zac Efron is REALLY tiny, but really cute. You can add him to the Johnny and Sacha list.

They ran out of food backstage. Half of it ended up in John Travolta. Plus he kept using his hands. Nasty.

Went to the bathroom. You can add Rodrigo Santoro to the list. I had no idea what his name was. I just asked Elizabeth (Banks) and she knew. She didn't know he was in Lost and I didn't know he was in 300. I just know he's mine if I can get him alone tonight.

By my count there are at least six guys here with women other than their wives or girlfriends. There are probably tons more, I just don't know who is who and who they do.

The thing about these things is I only know the same faces everyone else does. I have no clue who most of these people are. So when I see some guy groping his girlfriend and copping a feel, I don't always know who they are.

I broke a strap on my dress. At least it was free.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE these re-caps!

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

i love them too hey why dont she post blogs too she seems to be perceptive and nosy it could work.

Anonymous said...

12:42-she doesn't know ENT blogs. If she did, she might not give him the scoop!
That was great! Thanks for posting!

Anonymous said...

I dunno who this is, but whoever it is so fucking FUNNY! The description of the Josh and Fergie fighting had me in tears. And I'm so sorry they had to see Amy makeout with her crackheaded boyfriend, ya know that he's one fix short of doing a tell-all about her ratted head. Love her music though.

Totally agree with the Adam Sandler comment, he always looks like fug. Just b/c ur a comedian doesn't mean you can't put on a clean shirt and brush ur teeth. Ugh!

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Enty - I just want to say 'thank you' for all the of the fun you've given me over the past 9 months or so. You've totally been rocking my Casbah.

Anonymous said...

What's with the stories about Dane Cook? Anyone know what they are? Thought he had a girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey was at it again!!! And she had us all fooled that she was at "Promises".

Anonymous said...

I don't know who this woman is, but she thinks like me, so I like her.

GGA

Anonymous said...

Awesome post! It's so juicy you can smell orange scent coming through my monitor!

Let's see - Ioan (Fantastic Four) is supposed to be marrying his girlfriend of about 5 years this September.

Dane cook supposedly has a girlfriend, but the definition of "girlfriend" in Hollywood is verrrry loose. Not funny at ALL last night.

Description of Michael Bay was hilarious. Sorry, I have a fertile imagination and I could just see the dialogue ("hey! How's it goin'? Did you see me up on stage? Yeah, I'm a director. Remember Pearl Harbor?" blah, blah, blah. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live skit that Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan used to do. LMAO

Cyn

Anonymous said...

just don't know who is who and who they do... Love it! This was a great recap... How fun! AND I too was LMAO at the fergie and Josh comments. Thanks ENT ~Irishstayc

Anonymous said...

ENT-please keep your spy around!!! He/she is just as entertaining to read as ZX and AP!!!

Anonymous said...

Love the spy and the entries. They are hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Oooooooh, dishy!!! Love it.


O.G.

Anonymous said...

wait, wait, waiiiiiiiiit...who's the fug mtver who got offered 1mil? i'm so behind...

this post is great, ap is deffo fun. lol @ her disney theory.

Anonymous said...

Heidi Montag got offered $1M to pose in Playboy.

Anonymous said...

Josh and Fergie Fug ... break up already!

Anonymous said...

Love this most of all--Enty, you are soooo lucky! Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

WHAT?!! Heidi got offered what? You know Playboy says they're the classier men's magazine, but if they get Heidi they'll be at the same rank as BIG BOOTY Ho's. Yuck!!!!! Couldn't they have asked someone somewhat attractive?

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Love her! Can we keep her around! Please post more of her!!!

Anonymous said...

so bitchy! lovesit. she needs to be a regular as well.

Anonymous said...

omg ent you made my day... i love the 'real' posts
thanx
thanx
thanx

Anonymous said...

lol...there's a picture of josh & fergie getting take out not looking too happy with life on Popsugar...must have been 'cause of the fight....thank you so much for sharing ent!!

Anonymous said...

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE this girl!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoever this woman is, please be nice to her Enty; we want her to keep reporting for us. This is great stuff!

Anonymous said...

She is fabulous! Keep sending her to award shows with her Blackberry!

Anonymous said...

Great and funny post! Your spy seems like total fun, LOL.

Anonymous said...

The Fergie comment cracked me up. This gal has a mind just like mine I swear. Very entertaining! Do keep it up.

-spressogrl

Anonymous said...

Really enjoyed this post! She and I have the same taste in men!! More please.........

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, you have to get her to blog.

I'm so with her on Rodrigo Santoro - he's so bedable.

Anonymous said...

Should have banged Dane Cook more than likely it would have been the only genuine laugh of his whole career.

Anonymous said...

http://www.mtv.com/photos/?fid=1561551&photoID=2474605


Hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Mary mac,
Are you implying that Amanda could've had a hand in this post? Hmm.... indeed! :D

Tracee

Anonymous said...

This sounds just like ZX, AP and every other female voice and friend that Ent Lawyer has on here. And the overdone reaction of commenters claiming that they died laughing and "love!" this person is a little unreal - the comments were interesting but hardly laugh out loud funny.

This is probably Ent's latest "celebrity" friend that he's going to start have posting and the writer of the blog is setting the stage with all of these comments begging for more, more, more!!

Anonymous said...

Paul,
Don't be such a wet towel. Just b/c you don't think it's funny doesn't mean we don't. It's one thing to say you ain't entertained it's another the blast other folks about their sense of humor.

I bet you cry during comedies. Sheesh!

Tracee

Anonymous said...

I call B*llsh*t on the whole Heidi/Playboy/million thing. It smells like that whole stupid Ashley/Playboy/million rumor... And if I recall correctly, I just read that Playboy put the kibosh on the rumors that Heidi Ho was being offered *Dr. Evil Voice* ONE MILLION DOLLARS to pose for them and rightfully so... A million for her, hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Paul,

I started reading this blog when it first started last fall (early November?). I agree with you; many things about this blog are highly suspect. One example is Ent's assertion for this blog entry:

"This is the same person who dished for me at some other events. She doesn't know about the site."

Yeah, right! She knows nothing about this site. This is not very believable -- at all (for any target audience other than the terminally gullible). But assuming she doesn’t know, it seems very odd that someone who claims to be an attorney would take personal communications from a confidante and post them on a public blog without that person’s knowledge or consent, and OPENLY ADMIT THIS. This is not someone I would want for an attorney or a friend/confidante, especially in Hollywood.

I’m more and more convinced that this site is run by one (or more) publicist or talent agent/agency. NO attorney I know has the time to do their job and also a blog with the extensive links used here daily.

The real purpose of this site appears to be a vehicle to promote/generate interest in certain “celebrities and pseudo-celebrities”. However, like a piece of candy, this filling is best consumed when coated with a sweet seductive layer of derivative celebrity gossip and occasionally intriguing (possibly fictitious) blind items.

The less than fascinating saga of ZX, the manipulative indirect-reveal? non-reveal? of ZX (someone whom I’ve never heard of and whose work I am wholly unfamiliar), the revelations promised about early stories that never happened (perhaps just teasers to generate interest and get readers?), and the overly aggressive attacks on those who question Ent all reinforce my perception.

For those of you who enjoy this site I see no reason to stop reading and being entertained, as long as you understand the game: Dance, monkey, dance!

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