Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Does anyone else think the whole John Mayer/Pete Wentz thing is a little strange? I mean does John Mayer want to have a shot at Ashlee or another shot at Jessica Simpson? Did he see Pete on FFF and so wants a shot with Pete? Does Jessica call Ashlee or Pete and ask how John is doing? Does she find excuses to come over when she knows John is there? What does Tony Romo think? What does Jennifer Aniston think? Do we care what Jennifer Aniston thinks? Does this turn Pimpa on at all?
I mean the possibilities are endless. I have heard of and enjoyed ex-sex, but this kind of seems to be taking it to the extreme. Maybe they are just legitimately fans of each other and friends, but at some point you would think that paths are going to start to cross and things could get awkward. It becomes even more awkward when you realize that Pete Wentz has admitted to kissing guys and then there is that story about Mayer making out with Perez.
It seems to me this just has the making of one big free for all orgy when everyone is sitting around a room watching old episodes of Newlyweds drinking everytime the camera focuses on a puzzled look on Jessica's face. Try it and you will be drunk faster than you ever thought possible. The next thing you know, Pete or John is playing the center and Tony Romo is searching for an imaginary ball between their legs while Jessica and Ashlee sit in a corner and Pimpa is just walking around with a camera or two thinking about how much money he can make if the whole country thing doesn't work out.
Yes, it's crazy, but you have to admit that it is fun to think about.
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11 comments:
whuuuh?
Oops, I just laughed way too loud and now everyone's asking me what's so funny.
ENT i'm going to say YES to all of those questions. Ughhh why the HELL would anyone kiss Fugly Perez..UGHHH
Bwahhhahahaha @Emma
It's like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, minus 5. Are all celebutards basically sexual exes?
"Are all celebutards basically sexual exes?"
Yes.
You're assuming the men are in it for the women?
Come on! The women are accidental in this! This is John Mayer and Pete Wentz cupping a feel. And if I were Mayer, I'd be cupping a feel of Pete Wentz too.
Hello? Is there a barber in the house? Because both of these guys are going to need a shave when they get rid of their beards.
i'm dizzy, and i don't think it's the flexeril! i LOVE the six degrees thought, though--
adrian, you never "call" me!!
i'll send my zombie hoards your way...
buns-- I am sooo bad. My sister-in-law said the same thing. I promise I will. We had an out of town wedding that took up my free time. I miss chatting--I will be back!!
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