Amy Winehouse Is A Homewrecker
It's been awhile since I took a look down at the Caribbean to see what Amy Winehouse has been up to. Apparently she is still boozing it up and setting new world records each day for the amount of pot one person can consume. Apparently though she still has time to find the occasional person to sleep with and it doesn't seem to matter if they are married or single or male or female.
In her latest sexual encounter she managed to break up a lesbian couple that had come to St. Lucia for their first real holiday together. According to The Mirror, a woman walked into her bedroom to find Amy and the woman's girlfriend rolling around on the bed together half naked and participating in umm, extracurricular activities.
Amy pleaded for the woman to join them, but the woman said she was disgusted. Now, the article doesn't actually specify if she was disgusted by the idea of three way sex, her girlfriend's cheating or the idea of getting close to Amy Winehouse. Well, no matter, the woman immediately booked herself on the next plane back to the UK while Amy and her new friend are now inseparable.
All I can say is that I'm glad the woman found out now because if her girlfriend was willing to sleep with Amy then, that means she would sleep with basically anything that breathes. I still can't figure out how Amy Winehouse gets all these people to want to have sex with her. Doe she pay them?
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Oh great, Monday morning and now I probably have a herpe in my eye! So GROSS!
Someone who would risk their girlfriend for a roll-around with Amy Winehouse needs to be going to the Caribbean with their therapist. And their opthamologist.
Its the "OMG I GET TO FUCK A CELEBRITY" mentality. I mean do you think Jack Nicholson. Marilyn Manson, Jeremy Piven, Kid Rock, etc would get sooo much p*ssy, if they were not celebrities???
Wait - what happened to the soccer player (or whatever the hell he was)? I can't keep up!
so MM, so true!
Amy alone flicking her bean is disgusting enough on it's own.
Let's all share in a collective shudder...
Amy LOOKS like she stinks, and with her rotten teefers and what-not....who in their right mind would trade DNA with her? She looks chock full o'taint.
HEY
She is NOT daily setting the new world records for the amount of pot one person can consume.
That would be ME.
Mcdooks,
I am with you there, just the thought of the odor between her legs, turns me out, UGHHHH
MontanaMarriott - You had to go there didn't you lol...
Misery is very seductive.
LOLs & smirks at "flicking her bean"
Kristin S. that dude went back home because he has to work, whereas Amy does not.
Why did I even read the comments? [hurl]
From what I have heard, Amy Winehouse is a kinky bitch. Smelly or not, some people really like that shit.
No pun intended.
the tennis player?
ya he's soaking in lye and bleach right now if he knows what's good for him.
i don't care how famous someone once was, i have no desire to fuck a crack head. ya i'm looking at you too Doherty.
Ror some times you make me roll my eyes, but today you made me laugh "flicking her bean".
I'm sure Amy's providing the drugs, and that's what gets her laid.
I thought she was one of those trolls that live under a bridge until I took a close look.
it's disturbing to me that so many sites seem to see amy's drinking and pot as an improvement over crack. she's a fucking ADDICT. she's not clean and she will never be clean without probably a year in rehab/sober living.
she's been killing herself with one thing or another for years. frankly, i wish she'd just get a new crack supply in and finish the job. i'm sick of hearing about her.
McDooks.....lmao @ "chock full o'taint". It's actually given me the giggles...gonna keep going all night now, maybe tomorrow at work.
THANK YOU.
Yep, it's the starfucker mentality. Years ago a friend of mine had a partner who was so impressed that their friend fucked Jean-Paul Gaultier while on vacation without his partner, that he wanted a go at him. Shame what people will do to be close to a celebrity, physically or through bragging rights.
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