Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I Think The Nickname Possibilities Are More Exciting Than The Relationship


Apparently it is true that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are a couple. They have been spotted in Spain grabbing each other's asses and then eating food so you know it must be serious. One of the great things about this is that we can all stop with the Bradley Cooper/Jennifer Aniston stories now and concentrate on what it is that Renee has that men seem to like. I must not posses that gene because I would find it very disturbing to date her and do not find her sexy at all. In fact I find the whole idea of this couple kind of boring. Who really cares? Most women I know hate Bradley Cooper because they think he is the character he played in He's Just Not That Into You and also don't understand why he and Jennifer Esposito got divorced so suddenly. Bradley wants to stay famous and maybe Renee was his ticket to pap photos.

Anyway, one thing this couple has got going for them is the possibility of great nicknames. One photo agency came up with the name Cooger which I think is awful. I know we can do much better and I think because I am a guy and a kid at heart, Booger has to be first. Sure it combines more than a first and last name, but it is still fun to say. I also like Coozell. Bra-Ze is another option as is CoReZ. That last one is for all the texters out there who alternate between upper and lower case and drive me mad. Renee's middle name is Kathleen so you could do BradKat. The possibilities are endless unlike the relationship which I give about three months.

33 comments:

Pookie said...

i vote for Coowegger.

omg, look at her mondo-fab louboutins!

RocketQueen said...

Weird - from the back I thought they were Speidi.
I call farce on this rel'ship - some sort of bearding or publicity whoring going on here...

shazzzba said...

SO JEN A. GOT OFF LUCKY ON THIS ONE...AND RENEE ( WHO I REALLY LIKE ) HAS JUST GONE 3 FOR 3.....DOES HER GAYDAR NEED NEW BATTERIES....? YES I REALLY, REALLY THINK SO....
DITTO ON THE SHOES...

lutefisk said...

He has not been looking too good lately--maybe it's just me, but he has been looking rather seedy.

MommaBear said...

I think they look adorable together. But I have to say she looks really thin in that behind shot. Frighteningly so. I'm looking forward to the next Bridget Jones move if only to see her at a healthy weight.

And yes, I covet those shoes as well. They'd make my feet swell and hurt like a SOB, and I'd limp for a week, but damn my feet would look fabulous! Dare to dream....

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Anonymous said...

I really don't like Bradley at all and still don't see the appeal.

How about KatCoo? LOL

sunnyside1213 said...

I like him in spite of the fact that he has played a lot of sleazy guys. However, could he wash his hair please? And, why does Lainey call her snap face?

Love those shoes.

MommaBear said...

Lainey calls her snap face because the skin on her face is always so tight, brittle and paper thin, that it looks as though it might snap. Seriously, she needs to lay off whatever she's been doing to her skin, because it's starting to make her look older than she is. She's turning into Nicole Kidman.

leeloodallas said...

Zellbra or Zellper

I think Lainey calling her snapface has something to do with the shiney and pulled-taught look Renee had while promoting that football movie. Could be wrong though... anyone?

leeloodallas said...

and LOVE the shoes!!

Tenley said...

Oh, I just assumed snap face had to do with that sucking-on-sour-lemons look Renee always has on her face, as though someone has just snapped/insulted her and she has no sense of humor.

figgy said...

For some reason I have always loved watching Renee on screen.

I wish she weren't so skinny tho. And I also wish she would secretly tell me what really happened with Kenny Chesney. I won't tell.*


*Yes I will, sorry.

AndrewBW said...

I vote for Brager.

Anonymous said...

Bra-wagger

He was hot back when Alias started. I thought the rumor was he was Victor Garber's lover behind the scenes? There was also the rumor he beat Esposito and that's why they divorced after 4 months.

Grace said...

After mentioning in an interview that rats ate through 50 pounds of protein powder at her farmhouse, I knew then why she was thin. Who else buys 50 pounds of protein powder?

And this photo is the most revealing of all -- she must be in love because she actually has food in her hands and in her face and food in front of her.

Ahhhh, love... ain't it grand???

califblondy said...

WHO are we talking about? I can't see anything but those shoes.

Nina said...

Zooper!

Lana's Blog said...

Is Renee eating food?

the.princess.leia said...

Okay, the first name that popped into my head was Cooger and that was before I finished reading EL's post. So, to add something to it, how about Reley Cooger. (Read as Really Cougar)

jlb said...

They look like they have about as much chemistry as Jake & Reece.

Wil said...

Yikes! WTF is with the dark roots? Does the female have of Bradnee [Brad neh] not have enough money for touch ups??

Love the S&M pumps .. could care less about these two.

shakey said...

I wonder what the rats look like, Grace. Thin and boringly dressed.

I kind of like Zellbra.

gay tallywacker said...

Zellwooper.

MMSG said...

Zelwoop? Or Zelwegoop?

rtsew said...

Broozer?
My 4th closeted "boyfriend"?
Aside from Jack White(whom I love)Do all of the men she dates have gay rumors? There is the fox reporter, Kenny Chesney, and now Bradley Cooper.

PJ Nelson said...

I like SquintyCooper myself...

caydian said...

Zadley?

Leah said...

Do you really think they'll last long enough to garner a nickname?

They look SO uncomfortable with their hands on each others butts. How do they co-ordinate walking?

Mooshki said...

UGH! He can do so much better than her. I like Coozell.

Mmmm, I'd pay serious $$ to see a vid of Bradley & Victor Garber. SpyDaddy is HOT!

WTF is up with the mixing caps & lower case? I guess I really lam getting old, 'cause I just don't get it.

RJ said...

I, too, find Renee very unattractive, especiallly for an actress. However, my husband says she puts off a seriously batcrap crazy vibe, and sex with crazy chicks is phenomenal. So I think that's her appeal to all the hot guys she gets. Maybe even the closeted ones think they can make it work with her.

Sarah said...

Zellwooper.

Judi said...

LOL, Nina! Zooper's funny.

Coop de Zell.

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