Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Michael Jackson Is Not Buried Yet


It has been a few days since my last Michael Jackson story and while I would like to discuss whether or not the mother of Blanket is a Mexican nurse named Helena there isn't really much to discuss. You either believe her story or you don't and you move on. However, there is actually something we can discuss and that is the fact that Joe Jackson has said Michael isn't buried yet. Earlier this week there were reports that Michael was buried and Joe says that just isn't true. I could have told you it wasn't true. Do you really think it would be just some quiet thing where people were told after the fact? Joe couldn't sell t-shirts if no one knew it was going on. In an interview with E!, Joe also said that he supports the idea of moving Neverland to Las Vegas so all Michael's fans can visit him there.

Can I tell you what I think is going to happen? I have discussed with others and they think I am crazy but I think they will move Neverland or have some kind of exhibit in Las Vegas featuring Michael. That Sony movie that is going to be released soon will be available to watch there in a special theatre and they will sell DVD's of it. I think there will be a type of Graceland experience without maybe actually moving all of Neverland. Now, what is missing at Graceland? The tomb of Elvis is at Graceland and his mom and dad, but you don't get to see a body. How much extra would you pay to see Elvis's body? They charge you one price to get into Graceland and then you can add a whole bunch of extras. How much extra do you think Michael Jackson fans would pay to see his embalmed body? Yep. I think that is why they haven't buried it yet. There is not going to be another autopsy. There is no reason not to bury it, but they haven't. The reason? I think they are deciding how to make money off the body.

Oh, and don't think that just putting it in Berry Gordy's crypt is burying it because it isn't. I will give up on this idea when someone tells me he is buried in the ground. Other than that I think the Jackson family is perfectly content selling tickets to see Michael's body. For an extra $100 you can have your picture taken next to it and a souvenir key chain that plays ABC. A beating by Joe Jackson is optional.

35 comments:

jlb said...

I'd rather go back and see Lenin again.

Kim said...

This is one of the most morbid things I have every heard. People suck. Especially Joe Jackson and his disgusting need to make money off his son, well beyond the grave.

austinrob said...

What an interesting theory you have there. I, too, won't believe a thing until I hear he his buried in the ground. I find it extremely distasteful that he is not buried yet. As their family, they owe more to respect to him and not worried about making money off his tomb being a tourist attraction. This really saddens me and sickens me at the same time. I think his children should be upset about this when they reach adulthood.

not on my dollar said...

Yes Enty I agree I can imagine this family charging people to view "The King Of Pop's" corpse.

The more I read about the Jacksons the less I respect them (with the exception of Rebie).


Those poor children don't stand a chance.

Anonymous said...

It seems that Joe Jackson and all the Jackson family want a piece of Michael one way or another. His brother Jermaine and Larry King's wife were trying or going to do a birthday tribute for Michael. Can you believe that. The guy is dead why would they do a birthday if he is not even alive. Anything for a dollar. The way I see it these people are disgusting.

AMD said...

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this were true. Joe Jackson is such a vulture, I'm surprised he hasn't turned it into The Michael Jackson Traveling Memorial Extravaganza and Hotdog Stand.

He's gonna make those kids work their asses off.

shazzzba said...

WOW...AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE WAITING FOR A PERMIT SO IT WOULD BE LEGAL TO BURY HIM AT NEVERLAND, YOU KNOW GRACELAND...DOLLYWOOD...FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY....THIS GETS MORE BIZARRE BY THE DAY....

BigMama said...

Those kids just don't stand a chance do they?

Karmen said...

Damn, that's an interesting theory. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it turned out to be true. I hope it's not, but this is Joe Jackson we're talking about. He has an ugly face; he has an ugly soul; he's just an all around ugly person.

califblondy said...

Just when I think they couldn't get any sicker, the Jacksons always find a way.

I wanted to believe they were waiting for our Gov. to give them special approval to bury the body at Neverland. Silly me.

Kristen S. said...

I paid to see Mao under glass. Wasn't worth it. Wouldn't be worth it to see MJ under glass, either.

Carrie L. said...

It is so disgusting, but I think you're right, Enty.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I think you're on to something there, ENT.

Damn, those poor kids.

Cute Little Redhead said...

Joe Jackson is going to burn in hell for all eternity. I'm just sorry we'll have to wait for him to die to get that started.

captivagrl said...

gross, but possible. hope not.

Lisa (original) said...

"...a souvenir key that plays ABC. A beating by Joe Jackson is optional."

OMG & LOL, Enty :-)

Pookie said...

o enty, que macabra!

that would be sick...displaying an embalmed body.

but then...joe jackson is a sick man. i put nothing past him.

selenakyle said...

I'm not going to even read the post to know that any man with those kind of eyebrows and that kind of mustache is a bad guy.

Period, end of story.

He looks like friggin' Snidely Whiplash, for chrissakes.

selenakyle said...

OK, soooo glad I went back and read it!

Enty, you are slaying me over here!

"Beating by Joe is optional." Priceless!

And you know what? MJ's body was probably technically "embalmed" before he died anyway with all the plastic and drugs. Sheesh.

sunnyside1213 said...

Didn't they say they were going to keep it secret so no one would dig him up. Yeah. Lets sneak into a cemetary with a back hoe and dig up MJ.

Katie said...

I think your theory is correct.

Also, I heard that they are doing some sort of "global celebration" of his life in Vienna.

I'm sorry, I agree that I have bobbed my head to ABC, and I have sung along to "Man in the Mirror", but COME ON PEOPLE!!! He is a singer, an entertainer, a person, an accused child-molester, whatever you want to call him. I have frequently turned on THE FREAKIN NIGHTLY NEWS now 2 months after dude died and they are still talking about this shit. Please, I'm begging...stop talking about this crazy-ass greedy family.

wade said...

I never thought of this but I can so see it happening. You can bet at least someone (Joe) thought of this for at least a second or two.

I can also see him "going on tour". A year or so in Vegas, then maybe bringing the exhibit "to the fans because Michael would have wanted it this way...". After a year or more traveling in the big cities, a return to Vegas. Or maybe the tour first and then the permanent home in Vegas.

I can almost see the BS Larry King Interview that will be done about this if it does happen.

audieh_1 said...

Maybe they are going to wait until his birthday, and have a funeral, a huge global concert, with birthday cake for all.

Honestly, I find this so disrespectful,and I am not even a fan of Michael's. If you can find the time to go to court for custody, to up your monthly allowance, to clean out an entire house while searching for hidden cash the same day he died, organize a public memorial and give an interview to anyone with a microphone, you can fucking bury the man who obviously paid all the bills for decades.

ardleigh said...

Maybe they are turning his WHOLE body into those Michael Jackson diamonds.
His fans can wear a piece of the King of Pop forever.
Afterall they sold off his Pepsi hair for those 10 diamonds they are selling now.

Moonmaid said...

"A beating by Joe Jackson is optional."

LOL - hah!

That man is so repulsive. Blech!

zandra said...

It's sickening but it makes sense, who doesn't put a loved one to rest? Someone who thinks there is money to be made, MJ is not Lenin, he was a pop singer with disgusting sexual tastes, who would go see a dead body? It's just ensuring the freakshow never ends, but it proves that Joe doesn't love or care about those children - how horrible for them to know that their father is a side show act making money for his father, who he hated.

shakey said...

wade, it would be one corpse interviewing another.

On Excess Hollywood tonight there was actually a little blurb about how MJ looked, how his hair is cascading down and his hair and makeup were done by his longtime hairstylist/artist. I thought to myself, who the hell would want to know what someone looked like when they were dead?

I wonder if this was a prelude now.

maggiemei said...

@ Kristen S.

If you paid to go see Mao's body, you were scammed. It is free to visit him. you just need to stand in a long line beforehand.

And I think it was totally worth it. He had this weird sickly yellow glow to him. But I wouldn't visit MJ. That is too weird.

Miss X said...

Good theory, Enty. You are probably right.

I would NOT pay to see his body.

PJ Nelson said...

"...to clean out an entire house while searching for hidden cash the same day he died." I will never forget - or forgive them for this and the fact that all his unpublished songs are in their hands makes me sick.

I loved his music and his brilliance in dance - but have been more than disturbed by him as a human being since 2002. All that aside, frankly - a dog doesn't deserve the treatment he's received by his family after his death. Leeches, each and every one - except for Janet who has been respectful. Not feeling too comfortable about his mother, either.

canadachick said...

perhaps he's not really dead...just in a coma - you know like in a soap opera

Judi said...

I thought they'd decided on Forest Lawn. It's what I read on CNN about 10 days ago.

Anonymous said...

Im just very sad that this family cant come to eny ideal,whare and when will thay be burying Michael,,hes fans love him and are waiting to see him and honer him..whare is are king at? we wont to honer him..

Anonymous said...

Michael deservs to to be buryed at Neverland..whare hes fans can come eny time thay wont to pay honers to him........we love him and dont mind spendng the money to be with him..i have gotton some flowers for michael,a mouth ago....and im still waiting ,i will wait a life time if need be....Michael we love you..hold on we are are comeing..!

Anonymous said...

I havent had not one night of good sleep sence michael death not one..a part of me has truly went with him..ever one must die some day.i no that but god i just wont to if hes all right..lord whare is Michael gone? please lord be with him..i have faith in you lord..noing you are a good god,please keep michael safe in your arms.for we love him so..

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