Monday, August 10, 2009

Shocker!! 64 Year Old Man Marries 17 Year Old Woman And It Doesn't Last Forever


Most of the time when you hear about a 64 year year old man marrying a 17 year old girl you wonder what movie you are watching. Seriously has anyone ever heard of some 64 year old marrying a 17 year old where she wasn't like bride #13 of 16 in his harem or some kind of religious cult? Well, after five years of marriage, Brian Williams, now 69 is divorcing his 22 year old bride Stacey who he met when she came home with his 18 year old daughter.

I am honestly shocked the marriage lasted five years. If I had known about this five years ago I would have given it a year at the most. Apparently Brian wants the divorce because Stacey stays out until all hours of the night partying with her friends. Now, you and I would probably think all hours of the night would be 3 or 4 in the morning. For Brian though it could be anytime after say, like 10pm. Brian, who uses a cane to walk says that he doesn't hold any grudges against Stacey and that he told her long ago if she ever wanted to divorce to just let him know. I mean there are plenty of other 18 year old women who would probably love to have a go at him. Here is your Verne Troyer quote of the day and it comes from Stacey at the time the couple got married.

"When I look at Brian I don't see an old man, I notice what's in his heart. Making love to Brian made my first time so special. He's a great lover."

23 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Awesome file name for the picture.

Kim said...

I have no words.

MontanaMarriott said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Janelle said...

Ugh.

.robert said...

This is my new goal for when I turn 65.

RocketQueen said...

@ Kim. I think the words you're looking for are: Ick. Nast.

selenakyle said...

OMG just looking at that dude's hair made me nauseous.

I've got nothing against old, but old and gross just doesn't cut it.

And he was her first! Bleeeeccchhh.

Sporky said...

He looks like a blonde Buddy Hackett!

Robert said...

Well that article helped me keep to my diet today.

sunnyside1213 said...

OMG...what redneck heaven did they spring from?

Anonymous said...

You really think he was her first LOL.

not on my dollar said...

That little girl just wanted to get out of her parents house.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

sunnyside: England.

lutefisk said...

she kind of looks like Britney there.
but I 2nd the ick nast.

McDooks said...

Ummmm, YUCKY.

Lisa (original) said...

AT first I though he looked like Tip O'Neill, former Speaker of the House, but on second thought, I'll go with the Buddy Hackett comment above.

LOL @ PimpNamedDaver, too true!

Harriet Hellfire said...

*HORF*

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, close call between this and Morgan Freeman and his step granddaughter for which is more disgusting/disturbing/unbelievable.

Sara Bellum said...

Gee, that's surprising. A person in her early 20s who wants to go out with her friends and have fun and not get the Senior Special at Denny's. Absolutely amazing.

I guess this guy could be considered the Redneck Hugh Hefner.

ardleigh said...

There isn't enough money in the world.

Do you think he was older then her parents?

I need mental comet to cleanse my brain now. ICK NAST.

Merlin D. Bear said...

My only response to this is to quote an old Sophie Tucker joke...
"It happened that my old boyfriend Ernie called me, and he said to me "Soph, " (he always called me Soph) "on the occasion of my 60th birthday, I have married a twenty year old girl. "
So I said to him "Ernie, when the occasion arises that I shall celebrate my 60th birthday, I shall marry myself a twenty year old man. And let me tell you something, Ernie... 20 goes into 60 a HELL of a lot more than 60 goes into 20!"

Judi said...
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Judi said...

Cute, Merlin.
LOL, Lisa. He does look like Tip O.

This girl, Stacey, said that she "notices" what's in his heart. What does that mean? Why am I even asking? Eesh.
Father complex much?

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