Monday, April 26, 2010

Enough About Cameron, Michael Douglas Talks About HImself


Now that Cameron Douglas is in jail for the foreseeable future, Michael Douglas can go back to doing what he loves doing best. Talking about himself. Oh, and his dad and how they are both ladies men. In an interview with Elle, Michael says that he was introduced to sex when he was 16 years old.

"There were a couple friends of my mother's when I was 16 and they were 30. I wouldn't want to get any of them in trouble, but they're probably all dead by now." That is nice of him to say. They are all dead by now. Lovely sentiment. Yeah, I am going to talk about you having sex with a minor when you may or may not have been married, but since you are dead and your kids probably won't care I'm going to mention it.

He also talks about the time when one woman wanted sex with him but he decided to have sex with another women that night and, well, I will let Michael tell it. "I remember one woman who'd been pursuing me, and I'd gone back home and was in bed with another lady. At an unbelievably inopportune moment, she popped out of the closet. Let's just say that took care of the rest of the night."

He also said that his dad would hit on every woman Michael brought home. Oh, but he was totally devoted to his marriage.

32 comments:

PotPourri said...

Well I figure the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'd expect this from Kirk Douglas's kid.

Theresa said...

So how old is he that women 14 years older than him are "probably dead"?

MISCH said...

HE IS 66....I BELIEVE AND CZJ IS 40...SURE
SO THE WOMAN IS 80 OR BETTER...AND COULD BE VERY MUCH ALIVE

califblondy said...

I like him as an actor, but reading this creeped me out.

chopchop said...

So Michael Douglas's mom was 14 when she had him?

How convenient that anyone who could corroborate this story is dead. Oh, Michael, your story is as full of crap as your diaper. Nice attempt at reclaiming relevancy, though. Why don't you dump yet another wife & trade her in for a newer model instead? That would make more sense than this BS interview.

MontanaMarriott said...

The Douglas's are pigs and Kirk has skeletons in the closet which should have landed his old ass in Prison a looong time ago

__-__=__ said...

You just can't buy class.

Sporky said...

There goes breakfast...

nancer said...

i detest this man. why does he think anyone wants to hear this shit? he's a pathetic old man (and i can say that since i'm old too), and clearly not a gentleman.
he's a creep and so is his father.

Barton Fink said...

God, imagine being numb enough (I didn't say cocaine use) to coldly say "but they're probably all dead by now" about your sex partners -- I think Michael Douglas would have done well in a world ruled by humanoid reptiles, don't you?

timebob said...

There is an old rumor that Michael's dad raped Natalie Wood when she was very very young 13-15.
And it was covered up by studio executives.

I tend to believe the rumor is true now.

jess said...

@chopchop

"Michael, your story is as full of crap as your diaper" Lmao!

FrenchGirl said...

his ex-wife must be happy if she reads it!

J said...

@vera wang

Wasn't KD alledgedly involved in the old Hollywood tale that inspired Very Bad Things?

Now Michael, come clean about your alledged "stalker". You know the chick you were seeing on Catherine & when the sh*t hit the fan you had her arrested? We all know about the "clause"...

LMAO @ Catherine being 40

Guess again

Alice D Millionaire said...

Gross

MontanaMarriott said...

@J
I did not see Very Bad Things so not sure it is the same thing but KD was allegedly the killer of the Hollywood extra who was found murdered. He was having an affair with the girl which was publicly known by the studio and she ends up dead with no murderer or motive. Allegedly the Studio paid fixers to save KD's butt and spare him a trial and prison time.

Pookie said...

wow. what a lovely legacy this family is leaving behind.

wth.

Syd said...

What a dick.

Plus, I think he's full of shit.

Unknown said...

Holy shit, I never heard any of this stuff about Kirk Douglas! Do tell more!

Very Bad Things was a very, very disturbing movie.

jess said...

I also didn't know all of that dirt on Kirk D. !!!

Maja With a J said...

EEEEWWWWW!! This brings back bad memories of that gross dream I had where I was in a bathtub with MD and he was begging me to give him a HJ. BEGGING. It was GROSS.

RocketQueen said...

Strange he's even talking about this stuff. I would imagine Catherine is not impressed.

timebob said...

@J if I remeber correctly the twist was the person that helped KD (or whover murdered the poor girl) was handsomely rewarded by the Studio. He was bascially a page that when on to become very powerful and rich becuase of the secret he knew and all the players involved.

I'm sure the BI is here somewhere.

ardleighstreet said...

So Kirk killed a woman on one of his movies? Which one and what year?

timebob said...

ok, i found some deets on hollywoodscreams.com that relate to Kirk and a murder.

I first heard of "Jeanie" Spangler while I was at a Hollywood party. I was with some old friends who were show business old timers in Hollywood. Two of the ladies at the party had been Earl Carroll girls. Earl Carroll had a theater in Hollywood which boasted "Through these portals walk the most beautiful girls in the world." To have been an Earl Carroll girl was as much a trophy of beauty as being Miss America.

One of the women at the party had been considered the most beautiful of the Earl Carroll girls. She had been the featured performer in many of the live shows. Jean Spangler was considered to be Earl Carroll's second most beautiful girl. The two now elderly ladies talked about their friend, Jean Spangler. Jean disappeared on October 7, 1949. The mystery has never been solved. The conversation at that party indicated that both ladies thought a certain famous actor of the time, Kirk Douglas, knew something about Jean's murder, if she was murdered.

It is easy to find some stories about Jean Spangler. It is easy to see there were probably three main suspects involved in her disappearance. Police found her purse with a note to "Kirk." She apparently had dated a man named Kirk who waited in the car when he picked her up. She spoke to her friends about dating Kirk Douglas. She worked on one of his movies Young Man With a Horn. That title alone would be suspicious today. Kirk contacted police about her after her disappearance before the police contacted him.

Jean also had acquaintances who were gangsters. One of Mickey Cohen's friends dated Jean. His name was Davy Ogul. He disappeared shortly after Jean did. There were reports both of them were later seen in a Texas hotel.

Jean had told some friends she was three months pregnant before she disappeared. The note found by police indicated she would be going to a doctor while her mom was out of town.

Jean Spangler's ex husband owed her child support money. She might have seen him on the day she disappeared.

Shmooey said...

Disgusting.

And what does this mean, exactly:"Let's just say that took care of the rest of the night."

Anonymous said...

Vera, didn't Enty have that story a year or so ago?

timebob said...

I was looking for it Syko. I think it was the Old Hollywood story he posted about a low level studio worker how became a very rich and powerfule executive becuase of a murder he helped cover up. It went on that he had just died and the story went to the grave with him. But inspired a movie which I think was as posted above as Very Bad Things.

I know it is in here somewhere couldn't find it with the search bar.

J said...

@montanamarriot & verawang

exactumundo!!

B626 said...

This is no more disturbing than hearing Kirk Douglas describe, in the 1940's, bringing Joan Crawford home after a hot date and having her proudly show him her adopted children, tied up in their beds.
He departed, quickly.

Leah said...

Second generation sleaze.

Merlin D. Bear said...

@vera wang & montana -
I believe you've nailed that BI on the head.
Although I'm honestly dying (no pun intended) to get Enty's take on it.
Don't see it happening, however, as there's no statute of limitations on murder.

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