Thursday, April 29, 2010

Jenna Jameson Tests Negative - Titos' Turn


Jenna Jameson and her attorney provided results of a drug test taken Monday to TMZ. The results show Jenna is clean of at least 10 of the major drugs one can take. The list included oxycodone which is the main ingredient in OxyContin. I have to say she and her attorney seemed really thrilled. Like they won a long shot.

When lawyers start talking about prestigious facilities you start to wonder. Just take the results for what they are and don't play up the results. Just say, "Hey, I was negative and Tito can suck it."

"I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug."

Jenna's attorney Ronald Richards added, "The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any opiates or controlled substances. Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility."

So, since it appears Jenna is telling the truth on her end it just means Tito is telling massive lies in order to deflect attention away from his arrest. He might want to start thinking about that plea deal now.

28 comments:

__-__=__ said...

Oxy doesn't show up in 2/3 of all tests. Google is your friend:
From The New Scientist:

Of 710 drug tests performed, 85 gave incorrect results, either because the urine sample was too dilute to interpret properly, or because the test picked up prescription medicines. Meanwhile, routine tests failed to detect the painkiller oxycodone in nearly two-thirds of cases.

See, just drink a bunch of water and 24 hrs. later it's just like nothing happened. Tito was framed!!

0 said...

Two words: 'roid rage.

Icecat said...

Good for her. I hope it's true.

Sporky said...

That man's face and head are truly frightening.

Just Another Blonde said...

I hate to ditto - here, but Oxy is notoriously difficult to test for. The water trick will actually work. I know this for a fact. This would be why they were so excited about her pissing negative.

It just means she isn't on anything else, which no one was saying she was anyway.

Patty said...

Was this a uring, blood or hair test? He claims that he confronted her about pills he found, yes? Did he say she was under the influence at the time of the incident? How long before a systems is clear to show negative after drug use?

jess said...

the fact that she's testing negative (now) doesn't mean that she hasn't done it before and if the guy even hit her once,he had the upper hand...just look at him, he's huge!

I still don't believe her dislocated shoulder, ligament or whatever it was.

KellyLynn said...

Ditto what dashes up there said. I'm not saying Tito is innocent. I just don't believe Jenna is innocent, either.

Mango said...

No idea who the guy in the pic is, but DAYUM he has a ginormous head!

Ashlea said...

No one loves Jenna more than me, but something just doesnt feel right about this situation. Plus she has struggled with drug addiction in the past. ....

jax said...

i'd like to know how many tests were done in multiple "prestigous testing facilities" that came back inconclusive or positive. just because this one was negative and they are waving it around like a EPT test....doesn't mean she passed 'em all!

RocketQueen said...

I'm torn on this one. I didn't really like how everyone jumped on Tito's bandwagon after he accused Jenna of being a current addict - it's very possible that his attempt to spin is far-fetched and failed miserably.
I'm no fan of Jenna's, but I think she deserves the benefit of the doubt. The girl had visible injuries, according to the police report.

JJ said...

I agree with jax. Test a dozen times and find the one with the best outcome.

Borg Queen said...

Um...why did she have to go to Vegas for a drug test? Plus she waited a couple of days to have the test done. How long does Oxy stay in your system?

jax said...

something in the milk ain't clean to quote MK.

the tensor bandage from target and holding the kids on display the same day this shit went down? either she has the WORST publicist or none at all.

Anonymous said...

Well now both of them are retracting what they said they did. It figures.

Pookie said...

i'm convinced there's a 'celebrity apprentice' curse...tito, jesse, brett...and donald trump is behind it all..he always has a comment about each of these losers when they screw up.

Anonymous poster said...

Oh darling Enty--

Please do more homework on drug testing.

Most drugs are out of the system within 2-3 days, and any crackhead can figure out how to game the system.

Just Google it if in doubt.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

all I want to know is...if it was a piss test....did someone stand there and supervise? Sneaking in a clean urine is a piece of cake.

chihuahuense said...

LOL@ that GIANT HEAD!!!! Bwahahahahaha!

mygeorgie said...

Both of their stories changed drastically & escalated by the hour as they rebuted each other the day this came out. They're both douches. Tito is perhaps the biggest famewhore of the two though. He's notorious for running off at the mouth. He recently publicly announced that Chuck Liddell ( a fellow UFCer & Tito's nemesis) was an alcoholic. He's not. Outbursts of slander, lying & assholery are Tito's m.o.

These two truly deserve each other. I hope they work it all out.

mygeorgie said...

Ps. If you follow UFC you know that when Tito's manhood is challenged, copious amounts of bullshit stream from his pear shaped head.

audrey said...

Those sure were fast test results. Why does it take most police departments and coroners weeks and weeks and weeks to get tox screen results when Jenna Jamison can get them in four days.

lana said...

oxy is out of your system within 8 hours and doesn't show up on test results half the time either. plus they tested the next day.......the tabloids are doing a shitty job or covering this

Robert said...

Not only is that guy's head huge, it's shaped like a lima bean! Why would she marry a guy with a head shaped like a lima bean?

Unknown said...

Tito should have kept his blockhead shut, Jenna was trying to minimize what happened until he decided to blame her for getting beaten, and lied about the drugs.

When she found out what he said she then when back to the original story, and the league he's with stated that they will strip him of his title and ban him for life if he is found guilty. Cost 15 million dollars. He should have kept his hands to himself even if she was swimming in a tub of oxy's. I think she is waffling because of the kids. Once they hit you they will continue to hit you.

Char said...

I work at a clinic where we actually conduct urine drug testing. 48 hours after taking it, you will test negative, although half of all people test negative after just 24 hours.

Drinking water DOES help, although at our clinic we do test the specific gravity of the urine sample so we will know if they've simply diluted it by drinking excess water. So they could have said the sample was invalid. But who knows what happens at the particular place she was tested.

But yah, the point is if she was tested a couple of days after the alleged use, the test won't prove anything anyway. You would have to get a hair sample, and even then it would only show past use, you wouldn't be able to determine exactly when she last took it.

ChasingHeaven said...

Well said MyGeorgie! Tito is DEFINITELY known for shit talking and ALWAYS MAKING EXCUSES. Ugh!

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