Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Shelley Malil Needs Some Glasses On His Way To Jail


I guess when you are on trial for premeditated attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and residential burglary you will come up with pretty much any excuse to avoid going to jail, but Shelley Malil, who was in 40 Year Old Virgin has come up with one that no one is going to believe. According to testimony given by Malil's ex and stabbing victim, Kendra Beebe, Malil came up to her and made it seem like he was going to hug her and then stabbed her 20 times."He said, 'Kendra, Kendra, Kendra.' … I saw a flash of silver, and he goes bang, bang, bang,"

Malil's lawyer has said that Malil did not realize it was Kendra he was stabbing and that he thought he was stabbing Malil's new boyfriend David Maldonado.

In fact, Malil's lawyer has even said that Malil thought he was "fighting off" Maldanado and had no idea he was stabbing Beebe. Uh huh.

13 comments:

supergroupie said...

What a piece of garbage - I hope he rots in jail for the rest of his life.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Soooooooo, either way, he's guilty.

califblondy said...

And he probably had a Twinkie that day too.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Maybe he thought he was in the matrix.

It's been used before. Successfully, I might add.

von said...

Oh, sure. "I thought I was stabbing that guy repeatedly. I didn't realize I was stabbing my ex repeatedly. With a knife I already had in my hand." Yeah, sure. Makes total sense. Enjoy prison.

KLM said...

Wait, not trying to be a jerk, but just trying to understand. Was Malil stabbing his ex's new boyfriend or his own? I think there is a type-o.

sunnyside1213 said...

She is lucky to be alive.

nancer said...

and this is why i hate criminal defense attorneys.

Robert said...

Defense attorneys have to say something on behalf of their clients, but the less they have to work with, the more ludicrous the claims become; that one is just absurd.

girltrav said...

I know Kendra and heard about this right when she was taken to the hospital. He's totally guilty.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wow...
I'm honestly suprised he didn't try the "Paris defense" ... ie, "it wasn't my knife".
Or even better, from "Chicago The Musical", a line from "Cell Block Tango" - "...ran into my knife ten times"

VelvetStaccato said...

Seriously?!?! I can't believe any attorney would support a story so ridiculous no matter what. Actually, that he hasn't fired this piece of dung as a client is beyond me. I certainly wouldn't want my name nor my practice's name associated with such a violent, malicious. lying-ass criminal!! He is absolutely PATHETIC!

linnea said...

i guess i don´t get it either - would it have been ok had it been the new bf? On the other hand, I don´t think HE gets it either.

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