Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Joran Van Der Sloot Has A Girlfriend Who Visits Him In Prison


Apparently Joran Van Der Sloot still attracts the ladies. Either they are idiots or they have some type of terminal illness so they don't feel threatened by being in his presence. Anything other than that and well, I wonder what is wrong with you. According to The Enquirer, the woman, in her 30's visits Joran in his cell. Not a waiting room or a visitors room but in his cell. Conjugal visits? Well, who knows. What The Enquirer does know is that she was originally hired by Joran's mom to being Joran food. The rest just came naturally after some visits.

She is only there 30 minutes each time but there is no limit to the number of times she is allowed to visit. Joran has referred to her as his girlfriend.

20 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I'm not surprised. Lots of ladies like the serial killers. Why, I have no idea, but that's just the way it is.

Alice D Millionaire said...

I can wrap my head around a girl being attracted to him because of what Sue Ellen said. What I can't understand at all is why the eff they are giving him special privileges. It is not like he is in his home country and he has been accused of killing one of their citizens!

RocketQueen said...

In addition to being a psychopathic murderer, he's also an ugly little pig, isn't he? I guess ugly shines from the inside out.

selenakyle said...

Yeah, I truly believe some gals have a sickness in this regard. Hell, in his particular case he's 6'5" so maybe he has a huge schlong or something. God only knows. I think he should be severly beaten and left for dead, personally, regardless of anything else.

And if he does get out like they were alluding to last week, I would be scared for his mother who kinda turned on him there at the end, seeming to finally (DUH!) realize he needs serious mental help.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Alice

In turn, I agree with you. Having a visitor to your cell doesn't seem right, does it?

califblondy said...

Hell, he wasn't attractive OUT of prison, why would a woman make the effort now? Doesn't Scott Peterson have quite the female following too? OJ never lacked for female companionship and one of the Melendez brothers got a wife in prison.

Maybe insecure women just wanna know where there fellas are at all times?

Lana's Blog said...

Gross.

Karmen said...

Not surprised. Didn't the Night Stalker get married to a "fan" while in prison? And Charlie Manson had that whole cult following him. I get that some girls like the bad boys, but this is too much.

Merlin D. Bear said...

This isn't the best of examples, however, Ted Bundy had his groupies even after conviction and waiting death row (ok, to my knowledge nothing like this situation), and John Wayne Gacy (30 confessed murders of young men) had his groupies also... and married one while on Death row.
No matter how heinous the crime, there are going to be women who for whatever reason decide that "he's not that bad" or "I can be the one to change him".
True or not, it happens.

M said...

Let's not forget Phil Spector, either...

sunnyside1213 said...

Where are this girls parents?

Robert said...

I can't figure the romance angle with serial killers. To me, this guy personifies the word "goon."
And Ted Bundy still has groupies, on Youtube and other sites. Weird!

Tenley said...

too bad Dexter is just a tv character

Anonymous said...

Women think that they can be the one that will help the criminal turn their life around. We all want to "fix" people who are broken. Sad, but that is a woman's mentality.

sunnyside1213 said...

Who knows, he may be one of those tremendously charming AHoles. My Mama always said, charm is 99% bx.

Michelle said...

Uhm...he has spare money to bribe gaurds for favours. What makes you think the woman isn't being paid for her services too? I doubt it's "true love"...probably just some poor girl trying to make ends meet whatever way she can or perhaps a "professional" visitor.
Sucks to think his money can still buy him power in a Peruvian jail :(

MCH said...

I thought Peruvian jail was supposed to be tough?? He gets cell visits and special food? WTF, Peru?

She needs to have her head examined.

Mari said...

Ted Bundy fathered his daughter with his crazy fan wife (he married her in open court, using a loophole in the law to ask her the question and she answered yes) while on death row in Florida. Ann Rule details the whole thing in The Stranger Beside Me.
It's um, interesting all right.
Wish Ms Flores and Ms Holloway had never been near him, but if this nutter wants to, hey, whatevs. They were clueless, she ain't.

canadachick said...

so his mom hired him a hooker in jail? and we wonder why he is fucked up?

sunnyside1213 said...

Ted Bundy fathered a daughter? OMG. How did that happen. I hope the child is living under an assumed name. I lived in Tacoma where Ted's family lived. I think they changed their name. Anyone know?

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