Blind Items Revealed
March 17, 2013
This one is from a few years ago. At the time, this actress was probably still B list. In the handful of years since, she has dropped down to D list in the acting department, but she still has A list name recognition and a list of millionaires who all want to have sex with her. I'm not sure why. Anyway, she was getting paid to be at an event and got absolutely wasted. Hammered. She said she was fine though and decided everyone should go to the pool. She made everyone get naked and then she tried to break into a pen holding dolphins which guests could play with during the day. Somehow she got in and instead of being nice, the dolphins started smacking her and pushing her and she almost drowned. The thing is she had been such a horrible person all night and to the people at the event who were paying her a lot of money, that everyone did nothing to help her until she finally got her head slammed against a cage door and sunk beneath the water. They took her out and the hotel doctor checked her out. The hotel did charge her $25K for what she did to the dolphin enclosure.
Tara Reid ( I think the sequel to Sharknado should be Dolphinado so they can get back at her for this)
25 comments:
Now this surprises me. I had always understood that Tara was a very nice alcoholic/drug addict/hooker.
More proof that dolphins are smarter than humans. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Tara was the popular guess back when this came out.
Had she died from her injuries she would have been immortalized for being murdered by a dolphin.
I KNEW it was this alchi!
Everyone thought out was LiLo
Now that's impressive. Bitch-slapped by a dophin!
I LOVE you dolphins! i swam w/ wild ones in africa! so sweet! and damn smart!
i am disappointed to hear this was tara and not lindsay...but bitch deserved it, bigtime.
Now, that was hilarious when you said the dolphins started smacking her around.
hahaha! so true
hahaha! so true
I've heard dolphins can be quite dangerous if not in the proper circumstances. Hell, they can kill Orca's or sharks. Wherever this place was, no matter how snotty or bitchy she was, the people that run the dolphins were in the wrong to let her even get that far.
And FTR, ever since I saw Tara on Celebrity Big Brother, I have had a fond spot for her. She likes her drink, but she never came across as a snot nosed bitch.
hotels have doctors? I had no idea
The funniest part of Sharknado is watching Reid try to act.
You know your career is tanking when you get bitch-slapped by a dolphin....
Cee Kay - This isn't a not nice act from Tara Reid. It's a failure to understand that dolphins, while lovely creatures, are none the less wild animals.
They're very intelligent and social, but they can be territorial as well.
I would totally watch Dolphinado
Wait, we need a different natural disaster to combine with bitch-slapping, man-eating dolphins. Uh...got it: a tsunami hits, oh, let's make it Miami this time, and washes ashore thousands of crazed dolphins. Dolphnami!
"It'll make a mint, Mr. DeMille. I'll have the script for Dolphnami! on your desk by tomorrow."
Go Dolphins! See they really are intelligent.
Dumb cunt. Dolphins don't like FrankenTitties.
There is already an Aussie movie called Bait, where a tsunami washes sharks into a flooded supermarket. I only know this as I saw them making the fake sharks and asked.
Wow, when marine life knows how shitty you are, that's pretty much it
Millionaires wanting to sleep with her is the real puzzler.
this is so wrong! those morons at the hotel paid her to create a memory of wild abandonment for the too rich asshole guests...she should have received a 50k tip from that cheap ass hotel.
@astrogirl. I actually really liked Bait. Farfetched of course, but still tightly edited and directed, and I actually cared for the characters.
For the first time it wasn't Tara being accused of smelling like fish.
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