Monday, July 15, 2013

Donnie Walhberg & Jenny McCarthy Are Dating

Trying to give herself a little publicity to boost her chances of getting that cushy job on The View, Jenny McCarthy has started dating Donnie Wahlberg. He shows up on her VH-1 show which is dying a little death everyday and Jenny sees an escape and the next thing you know the couple are dating. Not exactly the typical guy Jenny dates anymore. She tends to date guys who are athletes. Sure, she dated Jim Carrey but he made her laugh. Making someone laugh can make up for a lack of muscles. Plus he is well endowed so that is always a bonus too. I always feel bad about writing that someone is well endowed. What if his daughter is reading this? Now she might not read the site anymore because she will associate the site with me talking about her father's giant peen. Now, where was I? Oh yeah. the two dating. They spent the 4th of July together hanging out together with other people also there. I guess you could call that dating. I don't think Donnie is going to say no to Jenny although she needs him way more than he needs her. NKOTB makes big bucks every summer now and ever since he got divorced he has never been with someone longer than it takes to get dressed after.

33 comments:

Unknown said...

You made me think about Jim Carey's penis.
Gross.

Anonymous said...

Enty is being a HATER.....

#teamjenny
#abitchgottaeat

StewMcG said...

Thanks for the visual of Jim Carrey's large peen, Enty. Just what I needed to think of, today, at work.

Anonymous said...

Shudder. Eww. Dry heaving. Don't vaccinate your kids. They may end up like Marky Mark cunting Wahlberg

Tyger Lilly said...

At first I was picturing his brother Marky-Mark (and his Funky Bunch) and I was thinking "nice score, bitch!" But then I realized it was his brother. Remember his excellent albeit short tighty-whitey performance in the Sixth Sense? Creepy!

WareCat said...

The visual I got of Jim Carey's cock was he's Canadian, grew up poor, & prob has a Shar pei. I'll pass.

VIPblonde said...

Jim Carrey ain't got nothing on Liam Neeson

tookiesmum said...

Janice Dickenson said in her book that Liam Neeson had a coke bottle in them thar drawers. I'm jealous she got to see in person.

parissucksliterally said...

I cannot stand Jenny McCarthy. I have never liked her, or thought she was funny at all.

Joanna said...

Mark Wahlberg also stars in Blue Bloods alongside Tom Selleck. Between that and the NKOTB summer tours, he must be raking in the cash. Maybe that's the attraction? OTOH, I can't imagine what he would want with her.

VIPblonde said...

@tookie *Evian bottle

MichaelaK said...

Even worse than thinking about Jim Carrey's junk, now we're thinking about Jim Carrey's daughter reading about his junk. Happy Monday visual!

You know Marky Mark is giving his brother the side eye.

Brenda L said...

"ever since he got divorced he has never been with someone longer than it takes to get dressed after."

Don't guys ever outgrow this mentality? I guess not.

tookiesmum said...

Thank you @vip, it's been awhile since I read the book. Just the bottle thing was enough to make me go wow.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the force is strong with this one.

nightowl said...

Just when I thought they couldn't find someone dumber than Elizabeth Hasselback...

MISCH said...

I hope they pass over her

Mango said...

Well, at least Enty didn't refer to Jim Carrey's penis as a "Hammaconda".

SophiaB said...

Liam's junk=8th wonder of the woooooooorld!

Anonymous said...

do NOT want to think about Jim Carrey's peen, giant or teeny sized. ick nast

Cornbread said...

MTV should reboot Singled Out. That was more Jenny's thing.

parissucksliterally said...

Cornbread, all Jenny did was make stupid faces on that show. She is NOT funny.'

When can we retire the word "hater"? Whenever anyone voices any negative opinion, that is the bullshit rebuttal.

So lame.

sandybrook said...

When they were both riding high 20 years ago they wanted nothing to do with each other?? Now they are both done and share common interest--getting off

Cornbread said...

parissucksliterally, don't forget the fart jokes. Those were crucial to the show's success.

MichaelaK said...

TRUTH. There is only one Hammaconda!

Anonymous said...

What is lame is an over investment (emotional usually) in someone u don't know. An "over opinion " about someone just living their life. Not everyone is a hater, some simply have an opinion.

I've been on this blog since April 2012. SOME, not all, of the same people have NEVER missed an opportunity to vent their bitterness towards Halle.

If u find yourself hating on thesame celebutard, saying the same Effing! Thing for 1.5yrs......you maybe a HATER (Jeff Foxworthy voice)

;^)

Anonymous said...

**not u in particular @Paris, but some. They know who they are.

chopchop said...

Get your hands of my man, bitch! (says my junior-high self)

Shocky said...

Not true. She's not his type (not that he's overly discerning) and it's a blatant publicity push for her

Jenn said...

Farting Burping Girl and The Less Attractive Wahlburg ..I hope they don't breed.

TeacherNan said...

As the mom of an autistic son, I have tried for 13 years to "cure" him a la Jenny McCarthy. How did she get the cure? Do I need ridiculously round fake silicone titties to do that? If so, I'm saving up my $ .
She is an idiot and unfunny. Call me a hater, skater, traitor, "potater" or masterbator. I don't care.

Anonymous said...

(Sigh)......wtf?

Henriette said...

Stupid (McCarthy) has been hired by Babaw WaWa and her crapfest show. At least Sherry Shepard will look like a genius next to Stupid.

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