Thursday, July 18, 2013

Random Photos Part Three - ESPY Awards

Selena Gomez always looks better when Justin Bieber is gone.

Chrissy Teigen goes for yellow. Interesting choice.
Malin Akerman
Peta Heavens To Murgatroyd
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde
Jon Hamm
Katherine Webb
Maria Sharapova, Adrian Peterson and Kevin Bacon.
Robin Roberts and LeBron James
McKayla Maroney

37 comments:

Kels said...

Jason is looking extra douchey.

trainrides said...

Malin Ackerman looks fab and love the dress.
McKayla Maroney looks impressed.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Love McKayla's dress. I don't know who she is, though.

NYer said...

help me out--why would yellow be an interesting choice?

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

It often mind-blows me the fact that Maroney is underage. I think she is hot for a second until I remember it and have to watch some other thing to forget my almost-boner caused by her.

That Webb is cute, but there's something in her mad eyes that I find anti-boners.

It's something weird that the ugliest chick (IMO) in the part is the only supermodel (Teigen).

EleanorRigby said...

Annanaa, McKayla is one of the fierce five gymnasts from the Olympics. Gabby is sitting next to her in this pic.

HannahBanana said...

Hamm

Bacon (not really, but I love that we have both today! Lol!

annanaannnaaaa said...

Oh, no way! Is that the sideways frowny face girl? She looks so grown up.

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez

Maroney

Webb


EleanorRigby said...

@Annanaa, yep, that's her!

MichaelaK said...

Selena Gomez always looks like a Bratz doll.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Peta: WTF? She is wearing almost the exact monstrosity that Vanessa Williams wore a few days ago, but Vanessa’s was black and looked like TWO garbage bags draped over her boobies instead of 1 red one. Are their Stylists on crack? Is this a new thing? Batwing/tablecloth/nursing dresses?

Topper Madison said...

Am I the only one who thinks Selena has the body of a 20-year old, but the face of a 4-year old? It's unsettling. She looks like a little girl trying on mom's makeup from the neck up.

Unknown said...

I don't care about what a cheating, man-whore, alcoholic Jon Hamm is, he is still #1 on my get-out-of-marriage-for-a-night list and that doesn't look to be changing anytime soon. My god, he is a beautiful man.

Leisa said...

@Topper totally!!! baby girl face.

Count Jerkula said...

I view Selena like buying Microsoft stock at its IPO. Yes, she is 20 has a baby face and is a lil to thin. To me that likely equates to her at 30 having some sexy curves and still getting carded. By the time she's 40, I'll be pushing 60 and hopefully some of this libido will have waned.

All that said, if she is still w/ Bieber at 30, I hope she is 400pounds and smells like a mixtures of salami, feet, ass and onions.

Honey Bunny said...

Adrian Peterson


Jon Hamm


Adrian Peterson

Aoife said...

Yellow really is an interesting choice for a woman who told Joan Rivers on "Fashion Police" that she always goes commando.

Ladies you know what I'm talking about.

Aoife said...

Olympic gymnast for team USA.

Kelly said...

McKayla looks gorgeous there.

Thomas Fisher said...
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Thomas Fisher said...

Malin Akerman looks great.

And I so like Wilde & Sudeikis together. He is really looking great lately. And his gorgeous fiancee is simply shining every time when they show up in a public event. I love them as a couple.

Hegg said...

Have no idea who *McKayla Maroney even is, but I have to compliment those lovely thighs on her!

I still don't really get the no-undies smelly pants liquored up Hamm lust. He looks like a Sears model circa 1984. I mean, he's alright, but not THAT wonderful.

auntliddy said...

Bunch of unfamous people in bad outfits.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

Is the caption under the 4th picture a sentence or a name?
Katherine Web is even invited to the ESPY's? She's not even dating that guy that made her famous anymore! I didn't know competing on Splash made you an athlete.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

@ Hegg - Word. He's like an Arrow brand suit model, I expect to see him in a Kohl's catalog.

TeacherNan said...

F: Hamm
K: Bieber, even though not pictured
M: Sudeikis

Scallywag said...

Heavens To Murgatroyd, Peta, you're wearing the same dress as the Arthur Ashe Award winner.

I didn't like it on either one of them but the tribute to Robin Roberts was terrific.

I love yellow. There is no reason to wear a black balconette bra under a see-through yellow blouse in the daylight, unless you open for business.

Kassandra said...

I also would do so many wonderfully nasty things to Hamm-bone in a Japanese second...he absolutely reeks of testosterone and sex, as evidenced by his pronounced browline and broad jaw. That is one yummy sausage :)

Sian said...

I feel like Selena looks different from usual here??

Olivia Wilde is HOT

lazyday603 said...

Why does the world of sports need an awards show? Every sport already gives awards to the best team or player at the end of the season or tournament. It's redundant. Do the jocks just want to dress up & be critiqued by Joan Rivers & her daughter?

Anonymous said...

It works for Big Bird.

Anonymous said...

You are such a fuckin sad sack.

Anonymous said...

Hamaconda forevs. God I love the way it snakes around his muscular thigh. Cream my pants.

Anonymous said...

Fuck yes for Don Draper.

Anonymous said...

Do her from behind. She's legal.

Anonymous said...

Fingers crossed that natural selection kicks in before then and J. B has done all of society a favour and perished.

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