Saturday, August 18, 2018

Blind Item #5 - Reader Blind Item

These two actors (one deceased, one living but very old) were paired together in two different TV shows in two different decades.  They were very good friends and one of their favorite pastimes was picking up girls.  Their approach went something like this – The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent.  He would introduce the deceased actor ,rumored to be among the most well-endowed in Hollywood, who would unzip his pants and lay his manhood on the table.  This approach often worked and the two actors had sex with many ladies this way.

53 comments:

andrea said...

Well I don’t have a clue since this seems like Old Hollywood but I searched celebrities with the biggest packages and was not disappointed

yepthatsme said...

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra got engaged!

gauloise said...

Dick van dyke for the living actor who does accents?

David Howes said...

Bob Hope & Milton Beryle!

Rumor is Milton was well endowed!

BestMan said...

+1 I read old stories about him. Was also thinking Errol Flynn, but all his old friends are dead now.

parissucksliterally said...

David Howes, they are both dead. One is still living....

gauloise said...

Both Miltie and Bob are passed on, though.

cheesegrater15 said...

Not a rumor and both dead.

MDAnderson said...

Thought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.

s.s. said...

Could Hal Holbrook be the living actor ? Mark Twain, etc

canroadrunner said...

Milton Berle, Shecky Greene

Mischief Girl said...

Larry Storch is still alive (95 years old). Well known for doing voices. Had TV hits with The Phil Silvers Show in the 50s and Car 54, Where are You in the early 60s, as well as F-Troop. Can't figure out the friend with the large member who's dead, though.

s.s. said...

Well if it's storch the other guy is Forrest Tucker

c dan run said...

Larry Storch (accents) and Forrest Tucker (so the legend goes)

c dan run said...

ahhh Mischief Girl ftw

Mad Hominem said...

Thought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.

I would be truly appalled at our unjust God if Don Knotts (!) had a huge peen. APPALLED!!!

Sd Auntie said...

Gary Cooper was huge!

Mischief Girl said...

@c dan run: even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile...or at least a half of one!

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Sd Auntie said...

Most facially challenged men have big ones. Milton, Roddy McDowell, Fernando Llamas.canr have everything. Lights out close the eyes๐Ÿ˜‘

Guesser said...

Added guess,Bob Newhart and Tom Poston? 2 bit shows together,Newhart still alive, sometimes does voices.

gauloise said...

Tim Conway (alive) starred with Joe Flynn twice,

McHales Navy in the 60s
The Tim Conway Show in the 70s

He did a bunch of silly accents in the Carol Burnett Show


I cant find what he starred with with Korman outside of C. Burnett

Guesser said...

Apparently,Forestt Tucker was famous for this.

rosie riveter said...

Totally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"

sandybrook said...

I was going to guess Bob Newhart and Tom Poston so +1 to guesser

Sd Auntie said...

Bob newhart is the gifted one or Tom is? I'm having a hard time imagining this๐Ÿ˜ณ

hhstarr said...

At least they “put it all on the table”. No #metoo here.

Dan said...

Tucker and Storch. Had to check, but they did star in another series together after F Troop called Ghostbusters. Tucker was supposedly very well endowed and not shy about showing it (says he even putted a ball on a golf course with it on a bet). Storch for the voicework.

Kimberly Davis said...

Because putting your flaccid dick on a table is SUCH a turn on.

c dan run said...

Maybe he was standing up, next to a coffee table.

It's quite a picture - Storch doing his schtick, and Tucker doing his schdick.

Wonder if Tucker and Berle ever had a showdown?

hunter said...

In a nightclub setting, I actually think this would be quite funny.

Tricia13 said...

Omg you may be right about that !
That and big schnozzes-dead givaway

Dan said...

Not sure about that, but Tucker supposedly admitted he lost a size contest to George Raft, who went beyond the ruler or something like that.

Janis said...

Robert Conrad and Ross Martin

Susan Sech said...

Alan Alad and McLean Stevenson Mash & That Was The Week That Was

sandybrook said...

SD it would have to be Poston kind of tall, not too wide of body.

TwoDots said...

Ewww get your dick off the table, big or not!! ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ‍♀️

Stephe96 said...

According to legend, Tucker and Berle were st a party arguing whose was bigger. They decided to go upstairs and settle it once and for all in private. As they were heading up the stairs, Berle's agent supposedly said, "Hey, Milton - only take out enough to win."

Stupidpervs said...

Y'all act like you never seen or had one relax...they are mortal instruments too ..

GentleBreeze said...

Why are you making me even imagine this? Between Errol Flynn and Clark Gable - OK. But Larry Storch and Milton Berle? C'mon !

Amy said...

Lol, if this happened today there would be 'outrage' and they'd be blacklisted. Personally I'd find it hilarious but that's just me.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

gauloise: Hilarious!

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Abe Vigoda and someone else from The Godfather.

mercyprosperity said...

definitely Bob Newhart and Tom Poston.


Newhart is known for having a dirty sense of humor, off stage. The opposite of his button down stage persona.

Guesser said...

@mercyprosperity,I imagine it in the Newhart characters,with Don Rickles doing commentary.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Yeah, but Abe Vigoda famously put the LONG in schlong!
Go FISH!

Brian said...

Bob Newhart is definitely not known for doing accents and voices. He's known for doing the same exact voice, with the stammer, in pretty much everything he does.

Karma said...

Only if Tom was pulln it out 4 a guy. My Mum was in a Lavender entertainment industry marriage in the 60s. Mum & her DL hubby socialized with him. I could write a blind...or 2...or 3...

ron hobbs said...

After reading this thread I googled a list of Hollywood's biggest. A long list it appears lol. The biggest surprise.. Durwood Kirby. Who the hell besides me remembers Durwood Kirby? Almost fell off my chair.

Bill Beard said...

"The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent. He would introduce the deceased actor"

- Weekend at Bernies?

Thot Crimes said...

"rosie riveter said...
Totally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"


the plot socks prefer to poo-poo only on the pedo threads. So if the BI girls were children, they'd be all in this shit deflectin' and misdirectin'.

Pumpkin said...

Please do !!!!

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