Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Blind Item #10 - Dancing Boy Blind Item

So, a little more about that one act - the founding document of the dancing boy saga (and still on the d/l). As with the feature (stage play, in this case, I mean - the movie is separate), we'll likely be putting on a secret one night only show at this one theater. And, if you'd be interested - this will hopefully be in 2019 - we could do an exclusive live stream through CDAN. In it, and at the opening - in a monologue - I'll be introducing myself as the dancing boy (so, blind item revealed). The cast will be some of my players, including former child stars, and introducing new - mostly young and youngish - talent (dunno about all the particulars yet, except Henry, Christina and I in the present tense storyline [which takes place at "my" house - a retreat for this secret global elite] and Anthony Rapp [as my agent] hiding in the closet).

Oh, also - the name? As I said, the tentative name was something like "Truth or Dare," but it may just turn out to be "The Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story" (just like the feature, in others words, and what Wes Anderson did with "Bottle Rocket" - a short and feature with the same title).

50 comments:

andrea said...

I think DB wants a big reveal party.

My flight is delayed over two hours now and I’m so bored.

J said...

Eyes rolling...

sandybrook said...

What can we chat about this time? What is your favorite cut of steak? Mine is ribeye because it's versatile and sometimes on sale.

Geeljire said...

How about Sandybrook being the world's unlikeliest threadshitter

nonyabusiness said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZzz....시발 닥쳐

Geeljire said...

Watch ur mouth young lady

Anna said...

Ribeye's my favorite too!
But I'm also partial to bacon-wrapped filet.

gauloise said...

Madonna beat you to Truth or Dare by about 20 years.

Geeljire said...

Anthony fucking Rapp playing the agent and you guys keep doing this

Certainly so difficult for CDAN's Brightest to comprehend

andrea said...

Hahaha pot calling the kettle black.

Filet mignon is my favourite.

cheesegrater15 said...

Hahaha, nonya. I know what that means!!

sandybrook said...

Bacon wrapped filet is good too. I'd bet that's Entys favorite meal too.

Geeljire said...

That's not kosher

Guesser said...

Can't wait! But again,who plays "us"? Will a @plot - like character show up to discredit you? Is Enty making an uncredited cameo?

Geeljire said...

This is very Sabbataen-Frankist, sandy, you rebel you!

Satan 666 said...

Filet, stuffed with bleu cheese and sautéed mushrooms, wrapped in thick-cut pepper bacon and grilled to perfection. Damn, I just gained 5 pounds typing that out.

nonyabusiness said...

@cheesegrater15 Really?! I didn't think anyone here would! Lol.

Geeljire said...

Yes but I embrace that title

Sandy would be melodramatically disgusted and likely invoke bestiality apropos of nothing if he discovers we share more than just an appreciation of New Wave

cheesegrater15 said...

Vegetarian, but I fucking love tofu steak. Press a block of tofu and cut into two slices lengthwise, coat with marinade, and bake at 375 for 30 minutes on each side.

Geeljire said...

No one in the military goes to Korea

Lunchpaillefty said...

Ribeye, for sure.

cheesegrater15 said...

Nonya, I lived in Korea for almost 8 years. I could never speak conversationally, but I can read and write.

sandybrook said...

No wonder you call yourself Satan 666😎

Lunchpaillefty said...

What is this “dancing boy” thing, anyway? A lot of the stuff here goes over my head, and I’m usually too dumb and lazy to research the in-jokes and blinds, but is my inability to understand “dancing boy” blinds all about my pea-brain, or do they really make no sense?

sandybrook said...

Most are incomprehensible

Unknown said...

zzzzzzzzzzzz

Geeljire said...

Dancing Boy claims to be a survivor of Hollywood child rape

For some reason, a number of commenters who consider themselves otherwise literate, educated, and worldly, claim to be unable to parse the blinds.

Then, anytime a Dancing Boy blind is posted, they complain about their newly found illiteracy and how tired they are of being confronted by it. They do not want to read any more Dancing Boy Blinds and do not want you reading them, either

People still read them

So they took it upon themselves to use Dancing Boy comments as some low budget diary of what recently passed out their assholes.

Again. For some reason.

Tuesdi said...

I like a Ribeye as well - with bleu cheese butter. I don't eat a lot of red meat but 2 or 3 times a year I get a wicked craving for this.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Thanks for that. I understand the child survivor part from my short time goofing around on this site. Your explanation doesn’t make me feel as dumb as I probably am.

BestMan said...

PA AG nailing the catholic church and over 300 priests for abuse and cover up.

The season is now, for whatever reason. Fry you nasty slime.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Glad I’m not the only one, and I’m not being obtuse.

Geeljire said...

HARRISBURG — Top Roman Catholic leaders in Pennsylvania routinely covered up child sex abuse by hundreds of priests, who piled up attacks against more than 1,000 victims over seven decades, according to a long-awaited grand jury report released Tuesday.

The nearly 900-page document – the product of what may be the most comprehensive examination to date of clergy sex abuse across a single state – accused church officials in six of Pennsylvania’s eight dioceses of routinely prioritizing their institution over the welfare of children.

More than 300 accused priests were singled out – though some names remained redacted amid an ongoing court fight over the accuracy of the report’s findings and the damage it could cause to the reputations of some identified within it. Dozens of church superiors were also named as complicit, including some who have risen to prominent national postings.

Geeljire said...

Oh and a "London Terror Attack"

You really want to question why when I'm watching NHK I see who was conveniently standing around to "contribute hot footage" and it's:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ewelinauo?lang=en

What a tiny industry this is after all

I'm only here for the snark. Pffft with Kindness Blinds. said...

I JUST bought a Sous Vida AND a Freshseal after drowning my first 2 steaks in water from using ziplock bags. WISH ME LUCK!!

cc423 said...

I'll be watching anything else... 90 Day Fiance, some guy trying to back into a parking space, a monkey pick its ass... ANYTHING else.

Layla said...

Definitely filet. With a nice salad and a glass of wine.

But this DB stuff...I dunno. There were a couple of recent DB blinds that were actually understandable and interesting. This one and the other ones that confuse me feel like he is writing them on his phone after one too many adult beverages and is throwing grammar and spellcheck out the window. Is he really genius? Did he throw in those readable blinds just to make us take a peek now out of morbid curiosity instead of going straight to the comments? Because that's what I'm doing now. Yeah. Just shoot me.

hhstarr said...

My husband family is from northern PA and we heard lots of stories for many years about the cover ups by the Catholic church there. Father Paduka (not sure if I spelled it correctly) allegedly befriended a fatherless preteen boy, buying in gifts. Mom was paid off when she found out and father P was transferred to another diocese. He was also the priest who baptized my youngest daughter. Ee aren't practicing CCatholics anymore.

P. Edwin Nibbles said...

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?




Paul Saint John said...

What you doin' on your back, aah
What you doin' on your back, aah?
You should be dancing, yeah
Dancing, yeah

Charity Channing said...

Glad you survived DB.

Stupidpervs said...

👏👏👏👏

Anne T. said...

What is the deal with this DB stuff? It’s too difficult to go back & read all of the DB blinds & over time I have read many but I am lost. Is there a place where they are collated?

By the way, a nice prime cut filet cooked Pittsburgh rare with a side of Bernaise. & mushrooms. & creamed spinach.

Now I am hungry and it’s past eleven pm on the east coast, too late to fire up the grill? Hmmm,

Adrastia said...

The secret one night only show will be the part in the AR game where all the players gather only to find that they have been trolled. The theater is an abandoned warehouse and DB is sitting at home laughing and eating Cheetos.

J F said...

What channel is the monkey picking his ass on? That actually sounds interesting

... definitely better than Teen Mom or Real Housewives of Gutter Trash

Unknown said...

May be wrong but it seems to me this could be about a Hollywood version of bacha bazi.

Cree said...

Are we supposed to be praising this? Even if these blinds were genuine, "db" only seems to care for his own fame and not about any crime or outings.

At least get a better writer. Not gonna be surprises if the "big reveal" ends with "db" "dead" so we mever find out who he is or who he was supposed to expose.

Cree said...

surprised* never*

Geeljire said...

DB is assuming serious risk
But Geffen holing up in his yacht should indicate "why now"
Be patient!

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Bill Beard said...

Soooooooo.... how about that weather hey?

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