Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

January 9, 2019

It would be a whole lot easier to watch the former actress turned escort/reality star if she told the truth on her show or any of the interviews she has given.

Lindsay Lohan

21 comments:

Moose said...

Isn't it a whole lot easier just to not bother watching at all?

J said...

She needs to team up with ISIS for a reality show.

Brayson87 said...

What, and incriminate herself? That's not the way of career criminal LiLo.

Astra Worthington said...

I would actually get cable or whatever, just to watch that! She’d better practice her ululating and start picking out some black trash bags to wear. And driving a Toyota Hilux really fast in the desert. No guns for her though. I can’t see her with an AK or whatever they use.

:| raven |: said...

@Moose

+111111111111

i would never watch anything with her in it. i can't stand her. she always just looks dirty and i don't mean that in a good way.

she's like the equivalent to Simon Cowell for me. just that slimy, greasy, dirty, disgusting look.

ack!

jonesy said...

I always root for lindsay, hoping that she'll straighten herself out. but alas, she seems firmly engrossed in lying and other crimes.she didn't have much of a chance, her parents are awful.

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

I was a little disappointed when she took over for Don Johnson on Sick Note.

asstronaut said...

I watched that hot mess last night. Ugh. Jersey Shore is like 5-star Mtv programming compared to that dumpster fire.

Anyway, what did Lilo lie about? I'm out of the loop...

Brayson87 said...

LiLo has collected more DNA than Ancestry and 23andme combined, and charged more per sample to boot.

:| raven |: said...

@Brayson87

:O

BWHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amartel said...

If she told the truth it would be appointment viewing.

Amartel said...

Haha Brayson. But unlike 23&me she'll NEVER tell anyone else the results.

Brayson87 said...

@Amartel, Oh I'm pretty sure all the results are positive. ;)

Layla said...

I heard about the show. Watched the first episode. It was painful. So were here interviews for it.

Captain Fantastic said...

How much is it to bang her anyway?

Caity said...

After listening to the 3 part podcast, I watched Lindsay on OWN and I was stunned how much honesty they left out. It was all butterflies and rainbows.

Brayson87 said...

@Capt, All the valuables in your house.

HeatherBee said...

@ asstronaut- she lies about everything. Says she’s in Dubai because of photog laws, says she owns this club, bought the island, to name a few. The show is garbage, just like it’s namesake. The best part for me is watching her “business partner”who is a cross between a modern Franck from Father of the Bride and a flouncy cartoon parrot.

iknowitall said...

I have to admit, i am a big LL fan. and when I saw the first episode was on youtube I clicked it. She was my first girl crush i had to watch the car crash. It was pretty bad. I love reality tv too, so I was kinda bummed. I had to fast forward through a lot of it because it was just so dull. One thing i found funny was the horrible work environment. One guy (a f ck boi) was basically instructed to prostitute himself to a rich hot younger woman from Dubai who was there all alone... which of course he did. If it were the other way around it would have been creapy...er. LL if you read this 2 things... 1. we are stationed in Germany and would love a day in the cabana to judge for myself because I wouldn't pay 1k for that but would pay to fly myself down there to enjoy Mikanos and try you club out for one day... 2. you really need to go to the doctors that the kardashions go to... Who ever did your face isn't good. You can afford quality work. Look what their doctors did for all of them!

Mango said...

@ HeatherBee - “Panos, Lindsay’s creative director and partner of Lohan Beach House, is the eyes and ears of her empire and her staff. He runs the day-to-day operations of the club and makes sure it’s running up to Lindsay’s standards...”, the takeaway there being that LL has standards?

Bigbro411 said...

The show is actually terrible. Bad editing and manufactured drama up the wazoo.

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