Sunday, February 03, 2019

Blind Item #7

This permanent A list mostly movie actress who really doesn't act much any longer made sure she was in the room the first time her son had sex to make sure the hired help didn't try to take the condom off her son.

46 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Angelina Jolie.

Jane Hanoi said...

Yup, st angie

Alex said...

Whoever it is, that’s absolutely disgusting.

Guesser said...

Well,at least she didn't do the deed herself. That's only for siblings.

astra worthington said...

What the hell is going on in that family? Damn.

cheesegrater15 said...

I'm honestly suprised she didn't.

Vita said...

Aaaagh!🙈🙉🙊

sandybrook said...

So she hired a whore to teach him pretty much like Madonna listened to Lourdes from the next room and afterwards gave her tips.

e.non said...

gives you a clue how perverted that environment they grew up in was, if whoever it is thinks this is at all acceptable.

John the peon said...

Maybe she should have sprung for a vasectimy instead, so much classier.

Count Jerkula said...

This is not incestuous enough to get the outrage up. Angie gonna have to give one of her kids a BJ while the others watch and take notes.

Poppycorn144 said...

JFC 😂

R in NYC said...

Just disgusting. No wonder Brad keft that sick bitch.

Gator said...

My first thought was Elizabeth Hurley.

Gator said...

Never mind, Hurley isn't perm A list

aemish said...

Gross!!!

tinydancer61 said...

Geezus! That is child abuse even if the kid isn't a small child.

sandybrook said...

In any case Hurley probably broke the kid in herself, no hired whores.

J F said...

What a thoughtful and engaged maternal figure.... I'm really impressed with her hands on approach to rearing her children.

During the oral sex part, I heard she did get upset and was overheard saying "no, No, NO... Dammit, I told you my son likes to be blown like THIS!... step aside and I'll show again. This time pay attention whore!!"

I've gotta run right now, but I'll tell you about the pegging lessons later...

Such a classy lady.... Where was my mom when I was ackwardly trying fisting for the 1st time?


Me Again said...

Ms Jolie has a lot of issues. She has issues.

Sd Auntie said...

Hoovering parent with no boundaries. She is one sick bitch.

Count Jerkula said...

One time i had a 50?something Korean massage whore leave the room when i flipped over. She came back with a 20something noob whore and said "I show, OK? I show." As she was making jerk off motions with her hand. (This was my first time at this particular joint and i knew it was just rub n tug, not full service.) "OK!" I said, and she proceeded to teach the young whore how to werk a cock with her hands. 99% sure they werent mom/dau, but that is how i thought of it as they passed my prick back and forth, trying different techniques. Sooo hot.

T. W. said...

@Count Jerkula

I am glad you're back. I am serious. Thank you for all the laughs!

JKJK said...

*IF* this is St. Angie... at best, it's very creepy, and at worst, criminal. Maddox is 17. Individuals aged 17 or younger in California are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape. And if "hired help" is code for "prostitute"... well then we can add solicitation and child abuse/endangerment to the list.

Unknown said...

It says "mostly movie actress". I only know Angelina from movies. Has she done tv work?

Vita said...

Unknown...her first big role was Gia...HBO movie

Post Cards From The Edge said...

I know this is off topic but I thought of Liz as well. I now agree with the angie guesses. But, the whole Liz doing her son and/or her nephew thing did pop in my mind but I just thought of something. Her son always gives off a gay vibe to me, what if it's her son and nephew having the fling that's why the nephew is always around. Maybe so cousin lovin'?

AppleThief4Elliot said...

I Sharon Stone, but she wouldn't be permanent A, would she?

RileyJo said...

Maybe they mean her trying her hand at directing?

RileyJo said...

She apparently takes it very seriously lol

Anne T. said...

Gaaaaahhh this is so gross, these celebrities are so fucking weird!

astra worthington said...

Lol omg Count! 😂

Flashy Vic said...

I would give quite a lot of cash...well 18 quid (about $26) to be stepson of Angie or nephew of Liz. Actually I'd go as high as £40 ($54ish) to be nephew of Liz who once was older than me but is now officially younger. But still as fucking hot!

Chica said...

How could anyone enjoy sex or get turned on while having their mom in the same room? As a patent how could you sit/stand and watch your child even all grown have sex? This can’t be true

kbeveryday said...

Pamela Anderson

molly said...

People actually believe this? That is more worrying. As for the blind, how would Enty know? Was he in the room as well? Or did the 'hired help' have his number on speedial?

Freebird said...
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Freebird said...

Yeah, riiiiiight. 🙄 Not buying this bullshit.

Urban Rosebud said...

+1M. Cannot even fathom. Jesus needs to take the damn wheels off & I am not religious. Shame on you, Madge. Angie girl.....no words today. Alledgedly.

Urban Rosebud said...

Count- Rude Jude had a story about LA Parking Enforcement giving him a ticket while he was in the massage parlour with a newbie who had no clue. OMG. Love Rude Jude. That story will have you crying.

You have hints of Rude Judeness Count. You always make me laugh. You were gone for a while & you were sorely missed on the CDAN Muppets balcony. Glad you are back.

Urban Rosebud said...

Gia.

Kris Taylor said...

Sounds like something Angie would do! Plus worse!

Laura Ramona said...

That's... not crazy, that's alien

sshockley said...

Why is everyone guessing Angelina? She acts. Consistently. Not 2 movies a year, but she acts.

NoMoreBullshit said...

Hmm..how do you even know that? If this is angelina jolie, is probably bullshit, enty fucking hates her and he will write any shit against her.

Stevie Nixed said...

no way this is hurley as she isn't perm a list
that said, pretty sure she'd be up for it

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