Thursday, February 07, 2019

Blind Item #14

After a fourth nose surgery, Coke Mom has given up coke. Apparently she is abusing pills like no other though. 

61 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Debra Messing

:| raven |: said...

Debra Messing

Low Key said...

Is this even a blind?

kfitz said...

im shocked there hasnt been a "blind" about the chris brown/offset beef

Vita said...

All the nose surgery must be interior, structural work, bc deb's nose hasnt seemed to change its distinct size and shape over the years. Pills dont seem like the best alternative for one's innards, though!

Lucky13 said...

Without the amount of beef in that genre of "music", I'm surprised a group of rappers haven't started a cattle farm yet.

Count Jerkula said...

Coke to crack to pills to smack is the normal progression among addicts I knew.

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Just needs to insert it rectally. Butt bumping. Just needs some coke blown up her cornhole.

morrowland said...

yep lining(s) of the nose can rupture & bleed, get infected, and lining can even "die" due to lack of blood supply which can cause a hole in the septum. very famous now mostly reclusive b'way/film star has had multiple surgeries. - via a friend of star

omfg said...

Khloe kardashian

Becki said...

@Morrowland, now THAT'S a blind!!

BoriGirlPR said...

Wait, i want to know more about why is she called like that! Been here for less than a year and this is the first blind i read about Messing.

Vita said...

Morrowland--- more scoop, please! Liza?

Lonely Bastard said...

@Borigirlpr.
Originally it was dropping her kids off to school while ripped to her tiny tits on booger sugar, if I remember rightly.

She used to be featured on here so much she makes Markle seem like JD Salinger.

Jimbonius said...

Too bad, I was hoping she'd end up looking like Artie Lange.

Lonely Bastard said...

@Morrowland.

Babs?

That's some Dambuster's sized work to go through that septum.

Krab said...

Coke Mom is a classic CDAN, along with MV and Timmy/Shimmy.

Brayson87 said...

Damn lady try to diversify your drug portfolio, your f*cking nose is falling off.

BoriGirlPR said...

Thanks Lonely bastard! i'll make sure to look it up then. I really love this place, lol.

Krab said...

Coke Mom is Debra Messing.

MV is Jennifer Lopez.

Timmy and Shimmy are, I can't even remember, but it's a great story. Look it up, BoriGirlPR.

Also, pretty much everyone in Hollywood killed Thelma Todd. It's a Murder on the Orient Express kinda thing.

BoriGirlPR said...

I knew about JLo but not the why.

Donna said...

I thought Coke Mom went all the way back to Ted Casablanca?

Sagan said...

Kris Jenner. The whole Karcrashian bunch are on pills, so why not? Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Me Again said...

Oh, I miss Ted Casablanca.

Unknown said...

Perforated septums (Stevie Nicks), and blown-out hearts (Bill Clinton). Coke does a body good..

Unknown said...

Kris Jenner's drug of choice doesn't come in pill form.

Krab said...

Ted coined the immortal Fish Stick for Gwyneth.

Vita said...

I remember an interview with Ike Turner back in the day (i believe from prison?), And he demonstrated to the interviewer he had a hole in his septum big enough to push a pen through. In hindsight, im hoping it wasnt the reporter's pen.

Flotsam like this remains in my brain, yet most substantive info tends to flee for higher ground.

Freebird said...

Arthur Blake

Freebird said...

Ha! I’m the same way, Vita!

BlissBoo said...

Serious question, how does one blow coke up their rectum? Do you use a straw? lol Also, wouldn't that be just as bad since its soft tissue? So gross, but I'm curious.

I forgot what the Timmy / Shimmy story was?

I thought Michael from DLISTED coined Goop fish sticks?

Vita said...

Good to know, Freebird!

Blissboo-- not sure where it started, but I do remember Ted often referring to Fish Sticks and Toothy Tiles in blinds....Michael from dlisted is often hilarious, imho!

Brayson87 said...

@Bliss, I believe you need a friend to blow on the straw. The idea is that it preserves the nose, sense of smell and possibly singing voice. I have to imagine there is extreme constipation though.

Count Jerkula said...

Also lots of blood vessels in the colon, so it supposedly absorbs quickly. I have heard of broads keistering extasy.

Count Jerkula said...

Is the D-listed guy the one who calls Owen Wilson the Butterscotch Stallion?

Dwight said...

If it is a replacement for Coke, most pills would cause a dramatic weight loss. DM doesn’t seem as skinny.

Krab said...

I think the Butterscotch Stallion was Defamer. Now I miss that place too.

mike m said...

People do vodka up the ass also

Angela said...

Butterscotch Stallion was definitely Defamer Mk. I, along with the photograph of Brian Grazer.

Sekrit said...

I saw "Coke Mom" and immediately remembered so many of Ted's names for people and when I was just a lil lurker here!

I honestly can't remember why JLo was "MV", the only blind I ever remember from back then is of her not 'cleaning out' herself before having backdoor shenanigans with Ben Affleck and there was a little mess.

"Timmy/Shimmy" was Alice Brady/Arthur Blake
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/09/life-and-times-of-timmy-revealed.html

Just another day on this stage we call ... life said...

this is either Khloe or Kris Kartrashian. I'm almost tempted to even throw in Kylie. But, Kris K would be thinner than she is if it's her.

J.W. Christensen said...

Oh Hollywood. If you're not a pedo, you're hooked on coke and pills.

UnicornsRReal said...

OMG Ted Casablanca...that was some old school gossip blinds. He could riddle so hard I had to make index card notes.

Angela said...

Ted Casablanca also didn't take himself seriously. He was fully aware that the very issue he talked about, Hollywood, was vain and ridiculous, so he tried at least to have fun with it. He wasn't the kind of writer who would report murders and massive sexual scandals on a daily base, using apocalyptic undertones to make up for the lack of actual evidence. That said, in the final months, Ted's blind items were turning extremely repetitive, on autopilot, so it was almost a merciful decision to fire him, as his standards were so much lower than.

The scary Brian Grazer headshot at Defamer was named Grazerhead. I've just remembered it.

Tinydancer said...

Really? I thought that was Michael K at Dlisted.

Leerow said...

Yes! Michael K! He calls LiLo Apricot Ashtray

Blue Margarita said...

Angela just STFU if you dont like it hear LEAVE no one is forcing you to stay. I am very glad to have this site now that Ted is gone....this is one of the only sites left that has interesting gossip....don't ruit with your crybaby bullshit.

Sd Auntie said...

Wow Vita!! Can't get it out of my mind too!!

Vita said...

Sd--��

Krab--IIRC, I think MV might have been Milli Vanilli, due to dubbing subject matter

Vita said...

Sd-- those questions were supposed to be a smiley of shared gossip storage, lol

SW said...

Boy do I miss blinds about Toothy Tile and who was the gay one in the Kristen/Rob relationship.

Angela said...

Blue Margarita,

I've read your message.

Can you send me your address, so I can post you a "Sorry for breaking your illusions that you're a good person who fights a good fight against creeps while you're just a sad, hateful, racist idiot who loves to get excuses to hate even more people you already hate in the first place" card?

Yeah, I had to order 500 copies, as it was indeed cheaper than 100, and it would be closer to the number of actual people in this situation here.

And isn't it funny that people who are happy to parrot the worst accusations against people can't take a simple snide addressed at them? How "precious snowflake" of you...

plot said...

@Blue

Angela gives a different perspective from other posters which is much appreciated. Why does that rankle you so much?

Take your own advice, sugar, and don't read his comments if you don't like him. It's really simple.

IndigoBlue said...

That's my favorite nursery rhyme EVER!

Jack's Girl said...

I remember Toothy Tile. Wasn’t that Gyllenhaal?

Thorne said...

Oh Defamer and Grazerhead! How I miss them. Casablanca was my gateway to Defamer, which led to Gawker and this site. RIP Gawker. I'm not reading crappy New Gawker.

Angela said...

Thorne, try Dlisted. Even if the founder, Michael K, doesn't write the bulk of the content anymore, the other guys are often good and the tone is extremely close to the glory days of Defamer. Michael K has a knack for finding great zingers, and the success of his blog has never gone to his head.

Mrs Libnish said...

1A - Free Speech +1000

Open board, say what you like. But also know that you probably WILL get called for being an asshole.

Snowflakes won't survive. It's too hot in here.

Depeche Model said...

D-listed has basically become a collection of intellectually void cat-fans, communicating in gifs and ranting since 2015 how much they hate Trump. They all post the exact same shite, every day, every week, every month. No deviations allowed, no difference of opinion must exist, every commenter must type exactly the same things, over and over and over again. Braindead zombies who believe they are different, yet are all exactly the same.

It's where wit and diversity go to die.

plot said...

@Depeche

You sound hurt. Dlisted reject your wisdom, dear?

shakey said...

An AGC alt+gossip newsgroup user coined Fishsticks for GOOP. May have been PinkPrincess. She was my favourite poster. Ted was Toothy Tile.

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