Friday, February 08, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

January 30, 2019

The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge.

Love Island

33 comments:

astra worthington said...

Should call it “Whore Island”.

kfitz said...

yachting sounds so easy.

Brayson87 said...

@kfitz, It's degradation in exchange for money, kind of like being on reality tv ;)

kfitz said...

fuck it lol

Sd Auntie said...

If you wanna be a human toilet, go for it. Just get a hep c shot

Pissoff said...

"Yachting" sounds like "Prostitution".

kfitz said...

a human toilet lmfao gross

sandybrook said...

None of these pigs would ever be able to hold a job that would pay them as much yearly as 1 episode of Love Island or 1\2 hour of yachting

Brayson87 said...

@kfitz, Google "dubai porta potty" it's a real thing lol

kfitz said...

i'm scared....lol

kfitz said...

I just read the sentence "I even had to stick a live salmon in some 65 year old mans ass".....what...in....the....fuck?

Brayson87 said...

@kfitz, Yup that's what today's internet role models for young women are really like, the glamorous life ;)

AkhaldanSolo said...

Conan was talking about this last night and is fascinated with it. Sounds like a disgusting bunch of chavs trying to do what enty said, make it to the big league of whoring: yacht girl.

kfitz said...

thats one hell of a kink lol

Brayson87 said...

probably gentler than a gerbil

astra worthington said...

If all I had to do was stick salmon up elderly men’s asses....well, that doesn’t seem too bad. If I can do it in a hazmat suit and not have to have any sort of skin to skin contact or contact with fecal matter. But that does seem to be a pretty special case. I want to know how big of a salmon it was. They get huge! Is this guy the Middle Eastern Goatse? We need more info on that guy.

astra worthington said...

“What do you do for a living, Astra?”

“Well, I’m a certified salmon inserter. I shove salmon up people’s assholes.”

🤔😳

Brayson87 said...

@astra, Well where do you think he puts the salmon after it's been in his a$$? He didn't hire a yachter because he needed a nurse, he might have just been warming up the fish for her. :(

yepthatsme said...

Well, you guys can laugh all you want but yachting is going mainstream. Cadi B performing at AVN awards, Stormy Daniels being treated as some kind of hero by media and today CNN had an article which made it sound like yachting is a legitimate career option with minimum investment and gr8 returns! Next 10-15 years will be game changer for this industry to say the least!

Count Jerkula said...

Jizz Pig Island

astra worthington said...

OH MY GOD BRAYSON 😫

Nooooooo🤮

Yepthatsme-

What a fucked up society that glorifies whoring and glamorizes it. I’m not religious but I’m starting to hope that Jesus is coming back to clean this shit up. Disgusting.

Sd Auntie said...

Lol Brayson and KFitz. That poor fish...what a terrible thing to do to an animal🤮

yepthatsme said...

@Astra, in the next 20-30 years all drugs will be legalized and yachting will be taught in Universities. Last year at Oxford or Cambridge, i m forgetting which, had a 2 day session for students who want to go in yachting. But i have gr8 hope from out grnadkinds generation, see how the whole world is looking again at regulating smoking and drinking. Our grandkinds will again kick these activities in the dustbin where they belong! At least I hope so!

gen said...

It's good money if you can just remove yourself from your body while the guy is on you

astra worthington said...

Wow, Yepthatsme, seriously? Lol and they wonder why so many people roll their eyes at “college educations”. Maybe these schools should teach basic grammar and spelling. I can’t tell you how many people I’ve known that are highly educated, but can’t use an apostrophe correctly, don’t know the difference between “their/there/they’re”, and so forth. I’m not a grammar/spelling pedant, at least not in casual typed conversation, but these were people in respectable jobs, making these mistakes while doing official work stuff! And it’s not a few, it was almost everyone. Wtf?!

Imagine sending your kid to college and paying the insane costs, for them to take a class on how to be a whore. Add “higher education” to the list of deviant shit to boycott.

Maybe they should just legalize drugs and regulate it to the point they do with cigarettes. Stop glamorizing it and punish and ostracize the addicts. It might help the overcrowded prisons, lessen the power of the cartels, and if it’s taxed enough, the government could make money from it. I don’t know though, it seems like there’s no easy answers.

Ok that’s “Astra solves social problems 101”, perhaps I should teach a college class 😂

Gylly said...

Or fishing 😎

Kimberley said...

Astra, I totally agree with you. My particular bugbears are your/you're and should of instead of should have etc. I even saw a sign in a shop using 'your' instead of 'you're'! Plus the apostrophe thing which seems so prevalent now.

astra worthington said...

Kimberley-

I have honestly thought about printing out and laminating copies of “Bob the Angry Flower’s guide to apostrophes” and handing it out to the worst offenders/sticking it up around random places. It would be my contribution to society.

Lonely Bastard said...

Astra, see if you can get a copy or e-book of a book called "Eats shoots and leaves" by a British journalist and writer called Lynne Truss.

It's quite funny and right up your street on this subject

Freebird said...

<— grammar nerd

SusannZ said...

Meanwhile...
the Yellow Vests marched on downtown Paris for the 13th weekend in a row today, in protest of Macron...turning that city into a war zone.

Count Jerkula said...

Has the French military laid down their arms and fled to England yet?

dtfan said...

Ummmmmm 18 thousand people applied for the last series...

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