Friday, September 06, 2019

Blind Item #11

Burning Man has turned into a straight up yachting thing. One party, attended by a billionaire and thrown by his friend had nothing but wealthy men and a host of professional and Instagram models who made deals for that night and for the weeks and months to come. 

40 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Bezos?

Tricia13 said...

Could be Musk or Larry Page as well

Brayson87 said...

So much for a capitalism free society in the desert.

MyDogSmiles said...

Also Fuckerburg has been there in the past.

Brayson87 said...

Wherever there's sand, you'll find rich people buying a$$ ;)

sandybrook said...

Ray Dalio a hedge fund billionaire is the only one I can find there this year. Are you submitting BIs again Hedge?

MyDogSmiles said...

Also Sergey Brin, one of the founders of Google has been there. Fun fact, his wife founded 23 and me. That couple managed to steal all of the worlds infromation and DNA. The more you know ...

MyDogSmiles said...

Make that Segey Brin's ex wife founded 23 and ME. They divorced in 2015.

gauloise said...

and the 23 and me woman is the sister of Youtube's CEO, which is owned by Google

MyDogSmiles said...

@gauloise Any coincidence lol

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

I hope the billionaires, at least, have adequate privies.

Brayson87 said...

@Super Comic, What do you think the yachters are there for, it's not just a Dubai thing.

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

@Brayson87: Until I started reading CDAN, I had no idea about yachting but even more recently, I heard how disgusting the sanitation at Burning Man is.

If I were a billionaire, I would have better places to be.

Brayson87 said...

@Super, Yeah the sanitation isn't the most disgusting thing there.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porta%20Potties

Brayson87 said...

Plus Burning Man is a great place to drop acid which is what half of them are there for.

Gen-z99 said...

Zuckerdork needs whores to make up for all the rejection he went through in his adolecents.

BayAreaGirl said...

@MyDog, Anne left Sergey after some very public cheating, so I don’t think she or Susan are on team Sergey. The power couple thing is pretty common around here. Most couples meet in school or when they’re just starting out and grow into their careers together. Sergey & Anne met when he was renting Susan’s garage, which is not uncommon on the peninsula.

MyDogSmiles said...

@BayAreaGirl Thanks for the info. It's just weird how many of the tech CEO's spouses are very powerful as well in their own right.

BayAreaGirl said...

Maybe it’s one of recent attendees mentioned here: https://www.fastcompany.com/90378291/tech-billionaires-havent-killed-burning-mans-anti-capitalist-spirit-but-influencers-might

momo said...

Gross. The scent and taste of baby wipes and ass. OMG NO AMOUNT OF MONEY would make me go there. These people are degenerate. I know someone who goes every year since the beginning. He's in his late 50 s and is one of those assholes that walks around naked all the time. He lives on this mountain in NoCal and you have to go through a gate to get to the properties at a certain point. You can bet his sleezy stinky ass is there, naked, at the pond every day./ He calls himself a reverend. What he is is a lucky bastard who inherited the property from his wife back in the seventies. He also started mardi gras in oakland, ANYwho that's all I imagine is there given his stories. All these washed up stinking mother fuckers and a bunch of whores that smell of baby wipes. GAG

James Howlett said...

They actually have new policies to murky the waters so you'll use their products without dear of being the next Golden State killer. There's another site/organization that you REALLY need to worry about getting your DNA. DeepMind was closed for a reason.

BayAreaGirl said...

@MyDog, when you consider that they meet at work or school, it’s not surprising. In the real world, not Hollywood, Marriage tends to be more successful if you choose a spouse of similar educational background & career ambitions.

PoliticallyIncorrect71 said...

Mike Meldman. Many 1% attendees stay at this resort for the 1% while there.

J said...

lol... it truly is a new world after #metoo.

MyDogSmiles said...

@BayAreaGirl I can see that

Dagny Taggart said...

Eric Schmidt maybe.

Sallysal said...

+1 on Eric Schmidt

Vita said...

Gives new connotations to Burning Man...There's a Clinic For That!

J said...

Burning Manhood

Brayson87 said...

Well it is mostly men there, makes sense.

Large Marge said...

Oooh gross. Hopefully everyone has a clean bill of health or there will be a lot of "burning" men.

BB said...

Nailed it

Aquagirl said...

🤮 🤮 🤮

Monkeyweather said...

Most billionaires aren't capitalists, they're criminals.

John Gilchrist Lodge said...

Another venue to avoid like the plague.

Sabre said...

Sorry, I'm not familiar with US law. If '23 & Me' or similar were to cease trading or partner with another company, what would happen to the data agreement terms? Could your data be sold, or possibly transferred to the partner's own terms & conditions? Has this happened before?

longtimereader said...

Getting paid $$$'s for at most two minutes of lousy sex with a small dicked middle aged nerd seems like a bargain.

TwoDots said...

Oh god. I hope Burning Man fucking implodes- it’s a haven for rich, white douche-canoes. It’s so far from cool it’s not funny. ☠️

rabbit said...

Anyone think Megan Markle will be able to yacht at Burning Man five years from now? That would make her 47.

orangesoda said...

@momo of course that degenerate asshole is from California lol. I hate that fucking state.

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