Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Blind Item #3

Other than carefully formulated answers that sound like they came from a customer service call center, this foreign born actor had nothing to say about his A+ list singer girlfriend. Literally no original thought whatsoever as the actor hit a red carpet.

18 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn

J said...

She doesn't really inspire poetically.

notthisagain said...

taytay and her closeted faux bf joe alwyn

Freckles said...

Joe knows who her real muse is

Brayson87 said...

What, Tay Tay bought herself a boy robot to parade around. He's probably terrified of her.

longtimereader said...

It's amusing how her dumb clueless fans still think she's is straight. The general public is so clueless/manipulative.

Pissoff said...

Blow up doll

cebii said...

He's gotten a career out of the deal. He can't complain.

Aquagirl said...

It’s stunning that anyone believes this relationship is actually real.

Unknown said...

you'd think as an actor he'd be able to at least act personable

Brayson87 said...

Do you think they take turns pegging each other when they're bored?

Unknown said...

Say something nice about her. Like "I love her because she has no gag reflex".

notthisagain said...

@unknown

the only ppl joe alwyn cares about not having a gag reflex are male

Empi said...

She has had 1 bf that was confirmed straight maybe 2. Mayer and the Kennedy kid. the rest are all pretty clearly gay. So either she is gay or asexual or has a guy who she keeps out of the public eye.

smh said...
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Drewholtaus said...

I wonder if karlie took her things out of her own room at tay tays mansion

EB said...
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EB said...

@longtimereader I don’t know about that...many of her fans have been shipped her and Karlie for many years. And it doesn’t seem like anyone here at CDAN actually knows for sure either way. It’s a gossip site. Not investigative journalism, yes? Not a big TS fan, but I don’t get this place sometimes.

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