Friday, September 13, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 1, 2019

Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why has focused her search on Malibu.

Meghan Markle

50 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Fat Markle heard there's tons of all you can eat buffets in Malibu.

Unknown said...

In her defense, Bel Air has gotten old and people do eat dinner there at 4 PM.

Guesser said...

So they want to be the old ones? I can't be the only one who notices how happy she looks without Harry and the baby.

Guesser said...

@MyDogSmiles, she was much thinner recently. Not puffy,either.

AvignonVagabond said...

The Fresh Princess of Bel Air would grow tiresome as a daily headline

DarylsBigFan said...

Aww that's so cute. Her fanbots are already here.
It's early on your coast, but I guess defending Rachel Engleson is 24/ 7 job.
Glad to hear her plot worked though.... and she's returning to the US with money. Keeping old men's secrets is quite lucrative.

Pissoff said...

She is a princess. Show some respect.

J said...

There was an amazing blues band in LA in the 1970s (before my time, but I have their recordings) called Hollywood Fats Band.

https://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Fats-Band/dp/B00005R5YK

...anyway, I guess that name's going to be re-used for Michelin Man Markle.

J said...

THAT'S RIGHT. She's a princess, you jealous peasants!

rosemary booker said...

The fact that there are people who genuinely believe there’s 0 people on the planet who don’t despise Meghan is hilarious!

rosemary booker said...

sharp!

nenny99 said...

she is not a princess technically

https://www.rd.com/culture/why-meghan-markle-wont-be-princess/

HollyMcGolly said...

No, she is a duchess. Having a title does not give the titleholder instant respect.

HollyMcGolly said...

Nope. Not a princess.

J said...

Still, show some respect! She's royal.

Big and fat and royal.

Lynda kiss said...

Lol 😂 no she’s not.

Derp said...

Princess Cumbucket

Gen-z99 said...

@J

I'd sure love to see how you look like.

J said...

No problem, Gen-z99!

As soon as I hire a publicist and pay to get myself pasted all over magazine covers, as soon as I "save the planet" by jetting across the Atlantic to watch one fucking tennis match and get covered in the news for that, you'll get a good look at me!

Meanwhile, you'll have to just dream.

timebob said...

she's a spit from 40, who she trying to fool. Middle age catches us all.

Rosie riveter said...

I must of missed a bunch of posts before yours Daryl. Who exactly is defending her up here ^^

Do Not Lie said...

There goes Malibu's property values! A whole lot of celeb residents there are going to be Markling her as she makes a beeline to social climb over them. Flab Markle will be left once again with that stupid expression when her dialogue is non existent so she mumbles as if she is so popular! From her lips spill word salad and tossed salad alas she is an old person non grata.

Rosie riveter said...

+1 rosemary
And if you say ANYTHING other than she's a big "fatty griffter fatty dummy" then obviously youre a shill.

And they say this, whilst screaming "u DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE EXACTLY WHAT I DO! YOUS CAN SKROLL PAST U NOWS"!!

oh the irony

J said...

We really must, as a nation, spend more on mental health services. Our most vulnerable go untreated, posing a danger to themselves and others.

Do Not Lie said...

J, you mean she's a royal pain in the a$$ but her shady AF background and behavior are far afield from regal. She is referred to as "Meghan Markle" now in the press and had no security around her at Grand Slam so this 45 year old is sliding down that greasy social climbing pole quickly and appears to be on her own. Burned every bridge with appallingly arrogant and deceitful behavior after The BRF gave her chance after chance after chance.

Scarlet Peaches said...

She’s been sporting some fried-ass hair extensions. Spring chicken she ain’t and the orange bronzer does nothing for her rodent eyes.

J said...

I know she's fat, and I know she's annoying, and I know her husband's IQ is dreadfully low, but at least the two of them are saving our planet.

Farmgirl said...

I like her.

CBGB said...

Cool. Malibu sounds awesome.

Em and 'im said...

She has put on some weight, but she isn’t isn’t fat. I’m not defending her other antics or her behaviour to members of her own family, the royal family or royal household which has been disingenuous, petulant, selfish and borderline nasty.

Nutty Flavor said...

I love her new fashion line. White blouse and dark trousers, totally revolutionary, and totally not like a server in a mid-priced Italian restaurant.

Brayson87 said...

It's simple, the BRF keeps her paid or she goes back to yachting. Hell she might go back anyway. This time she nabbed a prince, next time maybe a king. Everyone is going to want to sample whatever tricks she used to wrap the half-blood prince around her finger.

Tanna said...

I know a gent in Malibu that would prefer her to be there. There's nothing he can do about it, but the cameras allover the joint would bother him.
Even going to the hardware store would become a gauntlet.

Melissa Lyn said...

I doubt that. The only reason she is looking at Malibu is because there is a SoHo house there.

J said...

One thing that's indisputable: The more houses you have, and the further apart from one another those houses are, and the more frequently you travel from house to house for whimsical reasons... the more committed you are to protecting the environment.

Jennifer said...

Thirty
Mile
Zone

MissDavie said...

I would think Markle has a better chance of landing her next sponsor in Bel-Air though. Older money.

Aquagirl said...

@Nutty: According to Mio, she spent almost a year working on that project. She’s dumber than I thought.
The ‘charity’ part is only happening for 2 weeks. Another MM scam.

Monkeyweather said...

Don't worry, he's a cannibal

Unknown said...

Malibu boring. She won't get the attention and adoration she is looking for there, either.

Wallis Simpson said...

Damn they must really want out.

rabbit said...

Markle's got a ski nose just like Bob Hope. Is she too old at 45 to get a nose job?

Aquagirl said...

She’s already had at least one. Her nose looked really messed up at the US Open this weekend. Maybe she’s back to doing coke again.

Jan 15 said...

I thought I understood that they were looking in the Coldwater Canyon, Beverly Hills area.

It is a ten minute drive from there to Soho House West Hollywood.

Erin said...

Hey Rosie! As soon as I saw the BI, I thought of you and Sandy saying in unison "Oh great! Another Markle blind for the clicks!" Have a great weekend!

KnitWit said...

She could help the environment by moving to the Kardashians neighborhood. The paps won't have to drive all over LA for "news".

Mary said...

Thinner? Only thing thin is her legs though she’s got massive cellulite on her thighs. Her gut is huge though she was exposed by Brit reporter to be wearing butt padding to hide her flat ass

Sd Auntie said...

yes, guesser. she lost weight.

Rosie riveter said...

Lol hey Erin!
Hope you have a great weekend too!

not a libtard said...

she's utterly detestable, it's something most people can agree on

at this point it's no wonder that those who 'still like' her are being side-eyed as paid shills; I mean, it's super hard to be THIS stupid....like Harry-stupid.

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