Wednesday, April 01, 2020

Blind Item #8

This back in the day A- list singer/international box office champion wants to start a new career as a televangelist. Yeah, I know.

30 comments:

Tricia13 said...

jess Simpson

Tricia13 said...

and um..no?

Aquagirl said...

Oh, C’mon!

Clur said...

that would be hilarious to watch. I hope she does it.

MyDogSmiles said...

https://pagesix.com/2020/04/01/jessica-simpson-is-leaning-on-faith-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/

Tricia13 said...

Jesus Jugs...

MyDogSmiles said...

HAHA

J said...

Why not? She's full of shit. Main qualification right there.

Zebra Seasoning said...

Sure. Why the hell not? Couldn't be any worse than the charlatans that are doing it now.

Unknown said...

MC Hammer?

norster said...

Can someone explain the "international box office champion " to me ? πŸ€”

Tricia13 said...

@norster-2 of her films did really well overseas(Ukraine especially). Dukes of Hazzard
And other was Employee if the Month I think. Whichever one came after DOH.
I know it’s inexplicable... though EOTM has some funny stuff thanks to Dax Shepard

sandybrook said...

As dumb as she is, she not as dumb as the hillbillies who give their unemployment checks to the PTL televangelists who con them out of it on an hourly basis for varied reasons

Trapped said...

Jessica Simpson

norster said...

@Tricia13 Thanks, was puzzled by that. Maybe she should get a t-shirt saying "I was big in the Ukraine!" Lol

Tricia13 said...

Maybe lol. (Maybe she doesπŸ˜‰)

cheesegrater15 said...

All she needs is 40 pounds of makeup and she's in. She'll fit right in on the Hillsong Channel.

squirrelmistress said...

because she doesn't have enough money...

Studio54 said...
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Studio54 said...

Jessica's in the closet gay Dad was a minister.
In his tax scam for the rich, Trump let rich people write off all expenses for a private jet, AND hide their income so this will attractive to ex-stars.

BUT, unlike what KON thinks, you just don't put up a 1-800 phone number and the cash rolls in. TV time is expensive, only a few make the mega bucks, that spent a lifetime building up their ministry (with the exception of Joel Osteen) who took over his father's mega church HE built up over a lifetime when his father died.

IndieRaga said...

I'd watch that.....
I'd watch that over Housewives any given day!

HushHush said...

I can totally see her morphing into Tammy Faye Baker.

cc423 said...

She is PERFECT for this... vapid, useless and always hustling for a buck.

Vita said...

Blind and comments!πŸ˜‚

"And then Jesus passed the loaves and fishes...or was it chicken?"

RobertaJoan said...

Jess and Jesus! Huckstering bucks from the poor and going-to-be-poor-soon.

Doesn't she know that God gave up the ghost and turned the entire operation over to Gabriel? God's running an asian-fusion restaurant in Santa Monica. No corinavirus; God got a special deal.

Jess and Jess!

notthisagain said...

jessica simpson....number 1 movie was that employee of the month thing in...russia, germany? weird.

Nubian princess said...

Best comment.

GentleBreeze said...

haha, good one Vita!

GOLD 1984 said...

You know I don't think this is a Bad Career Move at all.

And I honestly don't understand why Enty is acting like it is.

And why a lot of you guy's are making fun of Her for this.

Because let's not forget that Jessica Simpson did grow up in a Heavy Christian Family.

So given Her Past Upbringing to Me it actually make sense that She would want to move in this direction and become a Televangelist.

But also let's be honest here Her Music Career is never going to be what it once was and She probably realizes this now which is why Her Comeback Album that She has been working on since 2015 has still not been Released and probably won't.

But yeah I actually this this would be a really Career Move for Her.

Unknown said...

I heard she's working with Joe Exotic is somewhere called Buttfuck, Oklahoma.

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