Friday, May 23, 2008

Four For Friday - Memorial Day Edition

All of these happened on Memorial Day. No? OK, well how about they all happened to dead people. No? OK, well how about just some regular blind items then. As for Monday, it is a holiday in the US, and so the posting will be limited. However, there will be a long blind item to keep you busy should you be bored, or at work, or just not looking forward to putting on that happy face for the BBQ you have to attend at your in-laws. If you are driving somewhere this weekend, I just have two things to say. Be safe, and you must be rich, because I can't afford to drive anymore.

#1 & #2 - She (#1) is an actress. Aging, glamorous, and someone you think of with prestigious awards, but actually she really hasn't been nominated or won any big ones. She has made a living in great independent films. Foreign born. Probably C list in the entire scheme of things but with B name recognition. He (#2) is an actor. He is B list through and through. Younger than #1 and he tends to play nice and easy comfortable roles. No real stretching for him. Good looking. Really good looking actually. Both #1 and #2 are married. Both have a child(ren). Romances on sets are nothing new, even between married people. The interesting thing about this one is that #1 often cheats while on set while #2 apparently has never done so until now. #1 and #2 were having a glorious time. (I'm starting to sound like Will Ferrell in those Fenwick Arms skits) This is sounding tame until I tell you that #2's wife had the misfortune of dropping in on #1 and #2 while they were engaging in adult activities in #2's trailer. This situation was further complicated by #2's child(ren) running in at the same time and seeing dad, ummm. Yeah. Therapy anyone?

#3 - This married Golden Globe winning television actor from a network drama is older. Doesn't stop him from having guys nights out with his guy friends. Sad to say though those poker games he says he's having. Oh, he's having them, but with a group of strippers at a condo he owns. The only money changing hands in the game is what he pays for them to act out his fantasies.

#4 - This celebrity couple have several children. The problem is that one of the kids is not the biological son of the male in the relationship. Daddy thinks he's the daddy but he isn't. Mom slipped and told the real dad who now wants to see his child. This should get very messy, very soon.

55 comments:

nothingsacred said...

omg Posh was my first thought for #4.

several equals 3-4, right?

ali said...

My first thought was Posh and second was Kelly Ripa, but it seems like more of a Posh move to me.

juju said...

I dont think posh would ever risk her ticket meal.

Joanna said...

Awwwwwww, damn! My first guess for #1 and #2 was Brenden Fraser with Maria Bello. Fraser fits (he's even separated from his wife now), but Bello isn't married and has the nominations. Ah well.

califblondy said...

Robin Gibson for #4.


Just kidding.

Mel is the first star I thought of with several kids.

Moosefan said...

ohhhhhhhhh ssssssshhhhhhh...these are awesome! Now I have to print them and leave them for my weekend staff to try and figure out!!!
Have a wonderful long weekend to my friends in the States!!! To all, please do not drink and drive-moosey loves you!!

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selenakyle said...

Yeah! Juiceeee ones today. No guesses yet, but liking the Posh angle thus far. Be back...

selenakyle said...

Just got an Isabella Rossellini vibe off #1 after a re-read. Wonder if she's filming anything right now?

captivagrl said...

#3. don johnson

Judi said...

#3 Kelsey Grammer? Still thinking on the others.

Dijea said...

My first thought for #3 was William Shatner followed by James Woods. I'm working on the others.

Dijea said...

I think if #1 was Isabella Rossellini he would have said actress/model, but I'm coming up blank for #1 & #2.

If its Posh, I'm going to laugh my a** off.

Judi said...

#4 and really just kidding: Madonna and Guy?

jax said...

several? does that rule our CZJ and Douglas?
tom and rita?
Felicity Huffman?
Shiva and Dermot?
Will n Jada?

captivagrl said...

#1.monica bellucci(43) #2.raoul bova(36)...guessing he's a B- lister in europe

kellysirkus said...

#4 - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw

Judi said...

#1 Isabella R and Gil Bellows. If so, this makes me sad for Gil's family.

Jax, #4 says 'celebrity couple' so they may or may not be actors. Just what we need; a larger field to search.

captivagrl said...

kelly - they have girls.

captivagrl said...

holly and rodney peete?

adrian said...

#4--"relationship", does that mean not married?

adrian said...

#4--It just hit me--Brooke Burke/David Charvet? She has 2 kids from her 1st marriage, & just had 2 more with him.

captivagrl said...

#4.HEIDI and SEAL

Judi said...

Interesting, Adrian and Captiva. Burke/Charvet's son was born in March of this year. If they broke up, would anyone really care? But Heidi and Seal? Ewww. That would be messy.

Sarah said...

#4 - Goldie & Kurt?

Shot in the dark. :)

Have a great weekend everyone!

GoGoLola said...

Ooooh, number 4 is so good!!!

Warren and Annette????

Arnold and Maria??? That one son of theirs is kind of chubby; that could come from some other DNA.

√Črica said...

I don't think it's Victoria, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz look just like David!

√Črica said...

and I refuse to think Monica Bellucci for #1, she is just too good.

captivagrl said...

erica - considering that she and her husband don't live together....

Stephe96 said...

How 'bout someone like Kristen Scott Thomas for #1?

Stephe96 said...

Oh, and Kristen Scott Thomas also recently made "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Eric Bana. FWIW.

ajurk said...

#3 Hugh Laurie

as juju said, no way is posh gonna threaten that meal ticket.

jindi said...

heidi and seal is a great guess.

mom "slipped"- heidi klum famously slipped and fell into the beverly hills hotel pool during a photo op and continued without missing a beat.

seal "daddy thinks he's the daddy but isn't" has a song called deep water where he sings all about daddy...it's a stretch but feels right.

they, like tranny-loving gavin and poor gwen, are just to good to be real.

duncanpowers said...

I dunno so much about Heidi and Seal. It's pretty hard to miss his genes in those kids and I think he'd notice the difference.

gossip said...

Originally I thought that Hugh Laurie was #3, but he doesn't own his loft in Beverly Hills, he rents it, so I ruled him out because of that technicality.

So I'm going to go out on a limb and I can't believe I'm saying these two names but either Shatner or La Paglia.

trashtalker said...

On #1/2, the SNL skit has to be a clue (actually the Welshly Arms). That particular skit had Drew Barrymore in it. Drew was in Lucky You with Eric Bana ... but Eric doesn't play nice, easy roles, and Kristen Scott Thomas appears to be divorced. Errgh. I got nothin'.

#3: Gossip beat me to it: Anthony LaPaglia.

#4 made me think of the old TJ Hooker blind from last July, which said that the couple in question would be adopting a baby in about nine months, which would have been April. Ent, what's up with that one?

mngddess said...

If Hugh Laurie is #3 I'm going to Hollywood...
And he doesn't have to pay me either.
It's not Hugh - he's too damn tired after work.

Catherine said...

I have had WWWAAAYY TOO much Kendall Jackson tonite, but #4 mad me think of Brangelina...'course Shiloh looks like Brad....right?

Amber said...

It could be Monica Belluci.. she is married, but she and her husband live separately. I thought Kelsey Grammer for #3 as well

mags said...

#1.Not sure
#2.I like that Shatner guess and he has played in the WPT.
#3.Like the Burke/Charvet guess. They're more celebrities to me than a married "acting" couple. It's hard to consider either one actors since I don't think either are very good at it.

catherine, the blind refers to a biological son. That would exclude Brangelina.

Coco said...

What about Julia Ormand and Benjamin Bratt for #1? They're both in that new Soderbergh pic about Che Guevara.

They're both married with kids but he is older. Hmm.

Coco said...

Julia Ormand is also in a new movie with Chris O'Donnell. He is married with five kids and plays easy roles. He is also younger.

MontanaMarriott said...

For #4, it's a non-married couple since ENT would have said, the husband as oppose to the male in the relationship. Also cannot be Shiloh since he states "son" not daughter.
Hmmm Goldie and Kurt?

joe*to*hell said...

What about Pam ANderson and Tommy Lee for #4?

They are always on/off, and have two kids. Boys.

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trashtalker said...

Coco, that's a damn fine guess.

Melly said...

And there just happens to be a photo of Julia Ormand in the entry right below...hmmm. I'd hate to see Chris O'Donnell screw up his life that way, though.

Judi said...

Is Chris O'Donnell considered "Good looking. Really good looking actually."? I'd say he's cute, nice looking but not close to Enty's description. But the career description certainly does fit CO. Also, this actress has made a living in great indie films. Yes, you're right that Isabella's divorced, so it's not her. Shame because she fits well. Lena Olin, Binoche were nom'ed for Oscar. The Arquettes are US born. Julie Delpy, Maria C Alonso are not married.
F*ck, I don't know. I'm done. My head hurts.

Mia said...

julia ormond was my first thought for #1... no idea of the dude though.

littlemanwhatnow said...

Tony Shalhoub for 3

jindi said...

could #4 be the Dysfunctiona-Lohans?

chemically-altered dina could easily slip - crazy michael is re-opening their divorce case.

everything about every one of them is messy - goes without saying.

Stephlovesjr said...

#4 Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins?

Jamie's Girl said...

Sorry, #4 is Annette Bening with Warren Beatty. This rumor has been around for a while.

chickenrotini said...

Stephlovesjr - I was thinking the same thing!

Ms Hollywood said...

#4 Mark Wahlberg and that slut Rhea Durham. They are not married. She keeps popping out babies to keep him. The problem is the second child and the one on the way are not even his!!Everybody in LA and NYC know about it. Somebody better kick his naive little ass and buy him some paternity tests. She is making a total fool of him in Hollywood. Come on Marky Mark...grow some balls!!!