Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Nicole Kidman Shows She Has No Imagination


In one last attempt to try and show the world that Nicole Kidman is actually pregnant and to get people to care about the fact she is pregnant Nicole Kidman has decided to pose nude for a magazine cover. Wow Nicole how the hell did you think that one up?

Nicole thinks the public will love it and that it will no doubt drive the prices up she can get for those baby photos. I on the other hand don't want to see another celebrity mom posing naked because they can get away with it without appearing to be trashy. Do when you are pregnant and it's art. Do it when you are not pregnant and you might as well call yourself Denise Richards and get that reality television career brewing. Come to think of it has Nicole been in anything worthwhile in years? I wouldn't mind seeing her in a reality show. It would probably set a record for the coldest, most sterile looking show ever. I actually think she is slowly sucking the warmth out of Keith Urban's body in an attempt to somehow make her own body warmer. Not working. Still looks colder than brain freeze from a Slurpee.

22 comments:

Alice D Millionaire said...

well I have heard good things about that movie "Australia" so maybe she is not reality TV material yet.

To be fair she can't win with the whole baby thing. If she keeps her body covered everyone says she is not really pregnant and if she does nude photos people say she is unoriginal.

I know a lot of people don't like Nicole bc she is cold but I guess if I have been married to tommy girl I would keep folks at a distance too.

SHE SHE said...

You mean Nicold Kidman. If she breastfeeds, she's gonna be feeding the baby soft serve ice cream.

califblondy said...

Yet another picture with her hands under the belly? She had her arms/hands in that position for every picture I saw of her at the award show last Monday. Jeez. I'm starting to wonder if she was actually trying to sneak a scratch down there.

Alice D Millionaire said...

yummm ice cream

K said...

Rats. I assumed that it was a fake pregnancy. I've always thought she had the look of a person born with testicular feminization syndrome.

mooshki said...

Honestly, if she does this it will the first time I'll believe she is really pregnant, so I think it makes sense, no matter how unoriginal it is.

weezy said...

Not for nothing, but has she not thought of what her teenage childrens' reaction will be seeing their mother naked in a magazine -- and knowing everyone else can see her too? (Calling Dr. Freud, Dr. Sigmund Freud.) Bad enough having to deal with Suri, but now another ankle biter's on the way.

On Brangelina - what's with the burka at Cannes? Does she think giving birth is the only thing she can do right?

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

I'm actually pretty happy for Nicole. Didn't she go through all those miscarriages and everything? But yeah, I don't get the whole nude pregnant thing. When Demi did it it was to promote being pregnant as beautiful. Now they're all just copycats.

Kat said...

I'm happy for her too. I don't really get why people are all about bashing this woman lately. What has she done? Got dumped, got married to a guy with his own issues, acts fairly well in movies. Where's the crime people?

A friend of mine went to drama school with her years ago (late eighties) and told me that she was incredibly sweet and shy, but was the most serious student in the class. She apparently wasn't the best actress there, but everyone knew she'd end up famous because she has that 'quality'. Anyway, I get why people think she's cold, but sometimes you have to look beyond your nose, ya know?

Urban Myths said...

She is sucking the life out of Keith Urban... here's video proof...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnzgVgoXFsw

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Anonymous said...

I saw some pictures of her at the CMT awards and wonder why she was holding her stomach. Do all women go thru that cause I have never seen pregnant woman holding it. I've seen them rubbing it lol.

bionic bunny! said...

about the pose-- i don't know about her, but my stomach was so heavy i HAD to hold it up! there was no place else to put my hands anyway...

Alice D Millionaire said...

I saw AJ doing that pose in that white floral dress she wore at Cannes and I think Lainey said it is very common for pregnant stars to do that stomach holding pose.

lutefisk said...

Bionic Bunny--where have you been??

jax said...

i don't blame her for doing this. after that loonie ex husband who wouldn't want to prove there is a real human child in there after the circus freak show of tom n katie.

i dont understand the hate either.
if you hate tom you gotta love Nicole, there is no other way.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info on the holding.

captivagrl said...

i'll believe it when i see it, maybe.

Jesse D said...

LMAO

"colder than brain freeze from a Slurpee"

Unknown said...

Something wierd is going on. On Oprah, Tom Cruise said that they share custody 50-50 and that Nicole makes sharing custody "easy." Does this mean she stays away? She certainly wasn't with the kids on Mother's Day.

And although she said in an interview that she was planning on getting a house in LA to be closer to the kids, it obviously hasn't happened yet.

Well, this will "her" child and there won't be the problem there obviously is now seeing the other two kids.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

I dont particularly like her but I dont understand the hate fest.

Princess ButtercUppY, you are right, she cant win.

Whatevah.

All I know is...

That is ALL!

amanda rae said...

Ugh, I wish these celebs would STOP with the nude pregnancy pics. Sorry, but pregnancy is disgusting, and nobody wants to see you letting that nasty belly all hang out. If you want to be delusional about it, and pretend like you are attractive while pregnant, great, go ahead and lie to yourself all you want, but for God's sake, DO NOT shove your delusions off on the rest of us. Please.

There is just not enough eye bleach in the world to get an image of a naked pregnant person out of my mind!

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