Thursday, May 08, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This A list film actor. I was thinking about it, but he definitely has opened movies on his own. Action though. That is kind of like women opening a horror film and being called A list. Oh, well, everyone knows him, and when I say know him, you know him. You know, (points eyes)down there. Well seems that our actor is a very generous sort to women on the street who he is attracted to. When he meets someone he likes and likes a great deal, he gives them his card. On the back of the card is a 1-800 number to a credit card concierge with a note that says, "buy something as beautiful and exotic as you... my treat xoxo". There is a pre-set spending limit on the gift.

#2 - What cast of a hit television show that is changing coasts is sitting in front of their computers right now reading this blind item? At least one of you has been a blind item, and one of you is permanently safe.

71 comments:

morgen dorffer said...

Well 2 is obviously Ugly Betty, and the blind item would be Rebecca right?

I'm still laughing at 1, I need to meet this guy..

Sylvia said...

I was trying to remember which show I had just read about that they were moving from where they are at to New York since that is the fashion mecca.

Morgen you are right it's Ugly Betty.

Trix said...

Why cant I run into #1? Damn.

HA HA @ #2. This renews my zeal for one liners and zingers against crappy celebs, because they might actually be reading them, yay. I'm guessing America is the permanently safe one, because she's so awesome...or an EL spy LOL

Dave said...

I'm trying to figure out if #1 is creepy or cool. crool.

Cali Girl said...

so, is #1 someone from FFF? The list isn't that long - how about Antonio Banderas, opening Zorro? Or Wesley Snipes for Blade?

Elle said...

Ooooh! #2 sounds like a bit of blackmail!

Love it! ;-)

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

#2....Anna Ortiz, Valtrex in the backseat of her car that got discovered by the valet? And America is a charitable darling, she's permanently safe.

captivagrl said...

#1. sly stallone, A list action, FFF alum

francesca fiore said...

I was thinking number one might be Daniel Craig. And yeah, number two is UB! Do they really read this? If so, love you dudes. I'm pretty sure the blind was Rebecca, although I don't know who could be considered permanently safe. Pretty much anyone in that cast can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned.

francesca fiore said...

I was thinking number one might be Daniel Craig. And yeah, number two is UB! Do they really read this? If so, love you dudes. I'm pretty sure the blind was Rebecca, although I don't know who could be considered permanently safe. Pretty much anyone in that cast can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned.

francesca fiore said...

oops, sorry for the double post.

Megan said...

how about bruce willis? die hards....

morgen dorffer said...

I agree with the guess for the first one, about Daniel Craig. Isn't his name the new keyword for FFF?

califblondy said...

Hmmmm, I wonder what Vanessa had to do to EL to be PERMANENTLY safe?

jax said...

what about Jason Statham? that would be a great way to throw them off the scent..lol.
its totally someone from FFF.

surfer said...

Very funny dave - crool!

Sounds to me like #1 might be over-compensating, if you get my drift. Talk about red flags--trying to buy/impress a total stranger on the street, no less. Something not quite right there.

cj4 said...

I don't think #2 is Ugly Betty. My vote goes for Project Runway, which is rumored to be moving to LA as part of the switch to Lifetime (boo!). That fits with the "permanently safe" comment, as well, given that the winner each week is safe from elimination the following week. As to who is the subject of a prior blind item, I will leave it to the rest of you...

d said...

I first thought Daniel Craig too, but I think Jason Statham is a better guess.

Have we seen him on FFF? If so, I missed it and have to go look again.

Eve said...

I think #2 is Ugly Betty but it's worth noting that Gossip Girl is also moving to the East Coast...

RagDoll said...

#1 I need to meet this guy, too. Unfortunately, "Something as beautiful and exotic" as I am comes from Target, so...I'm out of luck there, LOL!!!

Trix said...

lol@ragdoll. I knew I loved you.

Lisa said...

I'm guessing Clive Owen since he's you know...down there (in random photos)...twice.

loco said...

Gossip Girl already films in New York.

itsnotabear said...

1. keanu?

Judi said...

Whoever #1 is, he's generous.
Huge shout out to UB cast. Love, love, love.

Meela said...

1. Gerard Butler

Harriet Hellfire said...

Well, I'm just going to admit that there is nothing I can say that hasn't really been said. I don't think DC is #1 though.

nikki said...

a friend of mine who is a former escort slept with bruce willis after he divorced demi. she said he was very generous and he was very well endowed

budford said...

Well, Nikki sure has some of the more interesting friends on this blog. LOL Off topic here, but how about a missing blind? What the heck is wrong with the blonde (skeleton) on the Daily 10.

nancy said...

I second Nikki: a friend of mine slept with Willis back when he was still "Bruno" and on "Moonlighting," and said he is extremely well-endowed.

budford said...

As for weird Randoms, how about Daisy for the one who flys off to the tropical sexcapades and Rosanna as the hooker.

captivagrl said...

#1. luv to know the spending limit. that's got to be the first thing....$100? $500? more?

Ed said...

#1 made me think of Colin Farrell.

califblondy said...

I hope Project Runway isn't moving to L.A. Would Tim Gunn and Michael Kors go along? I don't think so. I love the trips to Mood for fabric and walking the streets of NYC for inspiration.

SUE said...

Number 1 = Orlando Bloom.

Beth said...

#1 is someone who can open an action film but not other genres. And has done the full monty. It does kind of narrow down the list to Daniel Craig, even though he's engaged. Since sex isn't involved, I guess he's just "appreciating beauty" and not cheating.

#2 was obviously Ugly Betty but the Project Runway guess is a good one. EL LOVES Heidi Klum, she'd be permanently safe. But the "cast" is pretty much Heidi, Nina and Michael Kors so Ugly Betty is a better "cast" guess. EL seems to love both America Ferrara and Becki Newton. And Rebecca Romejn has been the obvious guess to at least 2 blind items (the pot one and the being a diva and being written off the show).

Amy said...

Wouldn't Bruce Willis be A list w/o the just b/c he can open an action movie disclaimer?

emily said...

I'm going out on a limb for #2 and saying Matt Damon. He's down on the random photos and the only movies I can think of that he has opened on his own are The Bourne movies. He's definitely A list though. Bruce Willis could fit too though. Interesting.

selenakyle said...

If Jason Statham or Daniel Craig are even, at the very least, bisexual, I will do back flips!
I love them both and it kills to have always thought they could both be gay!

But... please tell me when I missed Statham in FFF so I can go back and find it because I really, really want to see that.
I always thought Bruce Willis was the actor with the terrible, ahem...warts.

Murphyzlaws said...

******Off Topic*******
Yesterday, Ent had an item about the Smiley Face Gang in Random Photos. I remembered a kindness plug he did late last year about a young man who went missing after an evening out. I went back and read all the older posts and finally found it. It was posted on November 14th and was in regards to Kyle Fleischmann. In the comments section of that post, another missing person case regarding Justin Gaines was also mentioned:

GammaGirl said...
“Thanks for posting this Ent!
Just in case people were wondering, they were able to track Kyle's cell to a tower near the bar where he was last seen, but it hasn't resulted in any major leads.
Thanks for the kind words and well wishes, the response has been amazing!
The biggest development today is that this case may be linked with the case of Justin Gaines in Duluth, Georgia. Justin disappeared exactly one week before Kyle and was last seen leaving a bar at closing time. Frighteningly similar circumstances. Here's a link
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/14580882/detail.html”

The most recent link for Justin's case is: http://www.newsnet5.com/news/15256888/detail.html Maybe I’m crazy, but I can’t help but wonder if there is a connection between Kyle, Justin, and The Smiley Face Gang.

oxfordshirelady said...

Get a fucking life people, there's war, hunger and injustice galore yet you're focusing on a bullshiter who posts fake gossip. I've been forced to view this site as my work was stolen and posted as a "guest author" of the fake model story. Are you people that lonely, uneducated and bored that you will beieve ANYTHING posted by the obviously emotionally disturbed personality disorder sufferer AKA as the "entertainment lawyer"? As a nylon with fantastic bi-continental legal friends, I have many options for remedy but all my male friends in NY & LA are leaning towards violent persuasion, Discuss, we'll vote as BLOGGER/YAHOO is very amenable to copyright infringement and accountability.

oxfordshirelady said...

Postscript: whatever the outcome of your vote to beat silly or not, the blogger will be outed.

frou frou said...

#2 is scrubs. moving to new network. amongst other things

frou frou said...

sara chalke was a blind not too long ago.

frou frou said...

god, am i dumb. i read "COATS", not "COASTS".

ooooh boy. nevermind

writerw$$$$$ said...

Too funny. Now reading Blogger/Yahoo's official complaint response report listing IP addresses and surprise!!! several of you post as multiple silly identities. Yes you Jax. How very very sad, pathetic and REPORTABLE. I'm weighing options, leaning towards outing everyone. My editors are awaiting a first draft but this combined with who actually is the author of the blog is SO FUCKING FUNNY. Truly sad when you know the details of their little lives. Oh thank you so much, I could not have made this up.

oxfordshirelady said...

Thank you, merci, gracias etc you're the best W. God how silly to know who they are but also delicious for the future. A possible feature on internet gullibility----- writer pls email to paper the attachment again so we can vet.

oxfordshirelady said...

I spit beer through my nose reading the identities. All you secret little mean assholes- don't you know how much info is out there about you w/ a name & IP address?

Danitelo said...

Ugly Betty is officially moving to the East Coast.

Charmed said...

I'm going to go with:

1) Mark Wahlberg
2) Ugly Betty

Beth said...

If it's Ugly Betty, I feel bad for Ana Ortiz (Hilda). She literally just bought a house here in LA.

Mia said...

lol. as one of the (few- I guess) people who only post under their sole gmail identity, it'd be FASCINATING to know who the duplicates are.

silenttype said...

The Walhberg guess has to be the one. The "down there" reference matches to Boogie nights perfectly.

#2 Not interesting

acetomato777 said...

Oh thanks Francesca - now all I can think about is Daniel Craig. It turns out, with just the first cup of coffee started, all posts magically say Daniel Craig now =)

Jesse D said...

RE: Oxfordshirelady

who gives a flying f*ck? Seriously. Get. A. Life.

Susannah Leigh said...

Oxfordshirelady, if you truly knew the entertainment lawyer's real identity (or Jax's or ANYone's), you'd go ahead and out him. You wouldn't just make threats. And if he really stole your work, you'd prove it.

emily said...

I think any reveal of this site would be the ultimate in irony. Would have a rightness to it in a fittingness to the universe. But I digress, this site, for me anyway, is for pure fun. Get over it already and join in the fun.

NQ said...

So, okay, what? Oxfordshirelady actually wrote the model thing (that doesn't surprise me), and is using IP tracing to hunt everyone down? And her writer friend is writing an article?

I call BS. What publication do you work for? And, sorry, if it were as easy as an IP trace, I think we'd all know ENT's identity by now.

I work in journalism, and unless the identity of Ent were HUGE, this blog would not be newsworthy, copyright infringement or no.

More details, or it's total BS. (also, copyright infringement laws as they relate to the internet are very dodgy, especially if you live abroad, Oxfordshirelady. And given the blog creator didn't attribute it to himself, there's another problem)

liveunderarock said...

I gather the schools have let the trolls out for summer. We haven't had this since Spring break.

Certain people writing amusing posts under one name and trashing people under another isn't news around here. I'm sure Adrian remembers how they treated her about her photo contest before they found out she was sick. Now they act like her best friends. Trix and Pinky probably haven't forgotten how hard they tried to run them off the blog for daring to say anything negative.
just saying.....

Some of our psychology majors could spend some time analyzing the insecurities that cause people to need 2 anonymous personas on an internet blog.

I couldn't care less about who writes this blog. As long as I don't have to click on anything to read the entire post or click on anything to see a decent size photo this will continue to be my blog of choice. I refuse to read any blog where I have to click and wait to read the last two words of a sentence.

Maureen said...

#1: Arnold Schwarzeneger (sp?)

Susannah Leigh said...

For the record, this is my favorite gossip blog and I don't care who the entertainment lawyer is or what he really does for a living or how much of what he posts is true or if Jax has multiple cyber personality disorder. I was just saying (hee!) that Oxfordshirelady is clearly making things up in hopes of giving people a fright--or a thrill, depending on your point of view.

I personally hope the author's identity remains a mystery, and I believe it will. If he was ever going to be outed, it probably would have happened by now.

kellysirkus said...

@ oxforshirelady - I think I'm way more interested in your identity at this point.
You have piqued my CSI interest

are we gonna go all "Baugher/Allison" up in here?

love it!

donna said...

this is pure craziness .. i love CDAN not for what it posts but for what it doesnt .. i am so sick of reading about ll, ph and the rest of the celebutards that this is a breath of fresh air and it gives me something to do at work, rather than actually work.

why cant we all just get along in this neigborhood called crazy days and nights?

~crazy peanut~ said...

@ kellysirkus...e-mail me if you want. :)

liveunderarock said...

susannah, I decided I needed to clarify myself, also.
Someone like Oxfordshirelady always appears during Christmas break, Spring break and summer vacation to shake things up.

Those who have been reading this blog awhile know each others eccentricities and accept them as part of the blog's charm. And sometimes we are just like family at Thanksgiving. ;)

Resident said...

I don't understand what Oxlady is even talking about...and I don't care. All I can say is, if you don't like this site - get the hell off it.

Truly, the people who get on here and rant about this site are the very people who need to get a life. It's all about fun, people. F-U-N. There is NOTHING on here to take seriously.

Geezzzz - go pee in your own cereal and leave ours alone.

Excuse my behavior...I have a crick in my neck and it's making me cranky.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Oh no. My double life posing as Jax has been exposed. *LOL*

Mooshki said...

I really hope #1 is Statham. :)

Kelli said...

what fake model story is she talking about???

adrian said...

Why is it so important to "out" everyone? I am on here for some fun & entertainment, & realize that you can't take everyone's eccentricities
(is that a word?) seriously.
I don't understand why people continue to stay on when they are obviously not happy here. There are many other places that might suit them better.
And thanks livesunderarock for your support. I did it for fun, which isn't what life is all about? Having as much fun without hurting anyone---At least I am able to look at everything going on in my life right now, & honestly say I am a a happy person with a great family, friends, & enough spare time to read a couple of blogs to add to my daily enjoyment.
I don't care who is posting under what name--if it is a relevant or interesting comment, who cares?

someone said...

Steven Seagal!!! for #1