Monday, July 15, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former B list reality star who is now a C list celebrity who only manages to stay C list because of one of her projects is lucky she has not lost her kids yet. At one recent party her kids were playing in the pool while our celebrity did lines of coke off her dryer and then had sex with the guy who brought the drugs right there on the dryer.

37 comments:

Kate said...

Backdoor teen mom

Kristin said...

Pam Anderson and the project that's working is the hookin'.

dee123 said...

Pammy's kids are in Canada. Not her.

oliviasblog said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Hot. "Here's some lines, bend over slut."

erika said...

not backdoor mum, she would have videotaped the whole thing to make a profit.....

'kids' plural...what about brooke mueller? she was on paris' trainwreck reality show....

LilaFowler said...

Moms need love too!

Gayeld said...

@Erika. Brooke has lost custody of her kids.

Ruby Soho said...

Brandi Glanville?
Not that I am hoping it her if true....I like her

Kristin said...

Do they not have pools in Canada? What am I missing?

Abby said...

I'm guessing Kate Gosselin

B Smears said...

How classless! Everyone knows you do lines off a toilet seat.

Molls said...

Heidi Klum.

M52799 said...

I believe dee123 means that Pam's kids live in Canade with her parents. They don't live with Pam. Still could be her though. I assume they come to visit.

Sherry R. said...

Kate Gosselin - that would be funny.

Brenda L said...

Don't worry, this will be revealed in 2016.

B Smears said...

But I'll be dead by then!

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Brenda L Or it will be revealed after the kids are actually taken away, or the mom is arrested for possession or child endangerment.

Count Jerkula said...

I used to spend lots of time in strip clubs. If I saw a lot of cokey douchebags in the bar that night, I would go take a leak in the toilet stall and piss all over the lid of the toilet tank. You know damn well at least one schmuck was too drunk to notice and dumped a pile of blow in piss.

Nutty_Flavor said...

The 'kids' clue leaves out Ashlee Simpson and Snooki. Not sure if the rest fits Nicole Ritchie.

L said...

Yup, I am afraid you are right @Nutty_Flavor - Nicole fits.. her designer work being the only thing that keep her still relevant.. sad. I saw her webisodes and I really like her humour :'(

distracted said...

I vote brandi glanville or nicole richie

texas rose said...

I like how you roll Count!

Count Jerkula said...

If it is Glanville, I'm not as hard. In the rear view photos from last week's nip slip set, it really looked like her butt was falling off. She never should have worn butt floss with that outfit.

Count Jerkula said...

@texas rose: Which was it, "here's some lines, bend over" or peeing on the chopping surface?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Glanvilles not a former reality star. Not sure if Richies show is still on or not but shed be my guess.

texas rose said...

I liked both.

crila16 said...

Can't be Brandi. She was never a former B list reality star and now a C list celeb. She's currently still a reality star on a reality show. The House Wives show put her on the map. Before that she was on the Z list.

I want to say Nicole Richie.

Anna Nonymous said...

Nicole Richie?

girl77007 said...

@Count: My fellow Texas Rose beat me to the punch on both counts, but I did get a certain thrill with the "bend over" comment and then actually giggled out loud at yellowing the tank top. You jack ass.

littlejenny said...

For some reason I thought Nicole Richie...... Hope not tho

Count Jerkula said...

@girl77007 & texas rose: Ya know, it's funny. Many moons ago, when I was a sophomore in high school, I was on a week long, school sponsored trip to the mid west. First night there, un packing and getting ready for the initial events on the itinerary, one of the older guys said to us first timers there, " Now if you see any girls from Texas, go up and talk to them."

How come?

"Because Texas girls love Jersey guys."

Why is that?

"Because Texas guys hate us."

Although I didn't have the opportunity to experience the wonders that the Lone Star State has to offer, I did enjoy sitting for brunch one day with a set of curly haired blond California twins, about 5'2, that i would have gladly sacrificed a burlap sack full of puppies in Satan"s name to be able to keep. One for cookin, one for cleanin and both for luvin.

texas rose said...

Count - Are you saying that you are out of high school?? Did you graduate? Just kidding - you are one of my favorite commenters.

Count Jerkula said...

20 years out, babe

TeacherNan said...

I do believe Count's got a p*ssy posse fan club. "Count" me in!

MadLyb said...

Mama June?

PS said...

Adrienne Maloof? Just to be different. Not sure Richie is C. Coke certainly fits...baby daddy cheating, dropping serious lbs on already skinny frame...yikes, Ma,a- get it together. A kid drowning is a silent killer. It's not all splashing and yells. They can just slip under and not come back up. Terrifying.