Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.

What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:

“I forgot my pill.”

“I’m a few days late.”

And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.

It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.

He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.

In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.

44 comments:

OG Gossipmonger said...

George Clooney, is that you??
Poor little Georgie!!

blonde ambition said...

George Clooney, Sarah Larson

kitoko said...

duh

RagDoll said...

I think it's The Cloon, too, gossipmonger.

GammaGirl said...

Clooney and Larson. George might be a skeezy drunk, but I can't blame him for dumping her if this is true.

Kristen S. said...

Not surprised she tried to pull a stunt like this. She always seemed the gold-digger type.

Hey George - I don't want kids! ;)

wineaux said...

now it comes full circle...george was the drunk on the motorcycle getting his ass kissed....he was drowning his sorrows in his bff jack daniels!

the.princess.leia said...

heather, I was thinking the same thing!!! He has to be the answer to BI.

Ellen said...

yup, i agree w/that too!

Lil said...

So cold to involve the family in the machinations. Poor George.

Thanks for posting this, Ent. :-)

jw12 said...

Yep, has to be Cloondawg.

Are the extra curriular activities men?

jw12 said...

Is there a way to refresh the comment section and not the board? This site kills me everytime I refresh.

Andy said...

This is even more incoherent than Casablanca. Are paragraphs missing? I can't make heads or tails of this.

Eeyore said...

Clooney.

Dead Angel said...

I think GC has been pretty open about having a vasectomy years ago, or else Krista Allen would have been preggo in a hot second to nail a monthly check from him for life. He picks the most bizarre women doesn't he?

Kara said...

Geez. Why not wait until you are actually really and truly pregnant to spring it on him. At least then you get dismissed with a monthly child support check!

Kara said...

Geez. Why not wait until you are actually really and truly pregnant to spring it on him. At least then you get dismissed with a monthly child support check!

Brit Brit said...

#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale.....
Well I read a couple of places that it was Ashley Tisdale (rumored) to be

Marnie said...

I feel sorry for him. Anyone with common sense would have understood the parameters of such a relationship. Did she think that romantic love was going to let her get away with laying claim to a social leap, laying claim to taming the bachelor beast, ingratiating herself to the media and the family, rushing in to nest? It did seem in the last few months she had an air of entitlement, when maybe she should have recognized a fairy tale romance as something to be grateful for and ease into, rather than exploit to within an inch of a reality show.

Desiree said...

Brit Brit where did you read that?

Carte Blanche said...

For awhile there, I thought she knew her place. Obviously not.

Silly girl. Greed caused her to lose out on her summer in Italy, visiting "Milano".

Carte Blanche said...

I think I'm going to have to change my name. There's another Kara. Darn it! Now I have to be creative!

i am a princess, yes i am said...

lainey updated her site today and says that yes, it is who we think it is.

uh duh though...

Maja With a J said...

Where do people make guesses on Lainey's site? I can't find a comments section or message board or anything...

Jazz Hands said...

Harriet... I think people just email her guesses. Am I the only one who thinks Lainey's site is boring and a pain to navigate?

Anonymous said...

I still have no idea where Lainey's site is

duncanpowers said...

Boy, Larson is just not the sharpest tack in the box, is she? I can't blame her for wanting to make it permanent, but everyone knows he's Teflon.

What aggravates me about Lainey's site is, it seems like she's being chatty, and yet there's nowhere to say anything. Who on earth is she talking to?

MnGddess said...

Thanks, Enty! (Although I am sure you knew about it before I did.)

Same thing happened to Clooney's other long term, (I call her Celine the French Bitch). SHe claimed not to know who he was; he fell pretty hard for her; then she strted showing up in Gap ads as a model and then as one of People's 50 Most Beautiful. Then (poof!) she was gone.

And George - you wouldn't have to worry about me. I've already had my kids. Don't need any more.

Maja With a J said...

Sara - I don't really like her site either. I read it for the BI's, but the rest is just inane, self-absorbed chattering. I'd rather read Perez for all eternity.

jax said...

i can't hate on Lainey, she's a local girl and we need to stick together if ya know what i mean.
i wish she did have commnets though for her BI at least.

RandomRamblings said...

George Clooney.

Unknown said...

Golddiggers know that the only insurance they have is to get pregnant and then they have money coming in monthly.

Sarah Larsen's mistake was to jump the gun, probably hoping that she would get preggers in the meantime...

Clooney is too smart and too old for her. He's played this game much longer than she has, even with her rep.

anna said...

facebook has a lainey blind group that's pretty active -- lainey claims she doesn't read it (doesn't know how to 'use' facebook), but i'm sure she does.

they have some good guesses -- some of the time.

lutefisk said...

so what was that crap about Clooney getting a mystery call to drop her?
unless.....he is spreading these himself to throw us off the gay path.

Martin Devon said...

"He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time."

BULLSHIT.

Lainey made this up to support her previous "George loves Sarah" crap.

Dead Angel said...

Vasectomy people, or he'd have 200 kids by now. Really he had one after his divorce. Seriously.

surfer said...

jw12 - right-click then scroll down to refresh and click (but obviously it has to be in this box).

acetomato - http://www.laineygossip.com/.

Lainey's site is a pain in that you can't leave comments. You can only email her. She once said that she tried to set up for comments, but it messed up the site, so who really knows. Hers is one of the few sites where leaving a comment isn't an option.

Ent, seriously, I think you need to fire your "crack" team of techies. We all know ads bring revenue, but the site freeze is seriously pissing everyone off. Is it really worth it if it messes with the site? That shouldn't happen.

Dick Insideu said...

Sounds like Denise Richards and Ritchie Sambora to me.

trashtalker said...

This made me think of the blind from June 28, 2007, which we assumed was George C. and Krista Allen:

How dumb can someone be? You may have noticed that there is an A list aging, but not old film star. Actually not A list. He's definitely A+. Some might even throw on another plus. Anyway, you will notice there is a certain woman he dates for a month or two and then she disappears. She then returns in six or seven months for another month or two. This cycle has been played out for a long time. Turns out that she is dumb. (How dumb is she?) I'm glad you asked. She is so dumb that our A+ actor has got her pregnant at least three times. Each time he tells her that he has had a vasectomy and so she can't possibly get pregnant. She always believes him and is always getting pregnant. In fact when she gets pregnant is when she disappears. Seems that is the actor's goal each time.

Ms. said...

Couple of comments.

to Ent. Site freezing. It's not the ads, it's how the site loads. Fairly easy to rectify, but you need a saavy web person to muck about with the code for an hour or two to do it for you.

to JW12 - close the comment window and open it again on the site's main page. No need to refresh the site.

George - problem I have with Lainey's blind is that I don't believe for one minute that the guy hasn't been snipped. So the 'forgot my pill' comments just don't ring true with me.

Sarah's air of entitlement... yes, that certainly wasn't there in the photos at the Palm in Vegas.

George's former GF, Celine. To the commenter who objected to her appearing in ads etc. She's French and that's how her work visa was secured so she could stay in the US. At the time it was the easiest visa to obtain - actor/model. She didn't have the qualifications to enter & stay in the country through other employment visas. And she was around for over three years.

Jazz Hands said...

I'm coming to the site using Firefox, and I notice that the Technorati widget is the last to load... what would happen if you removed that, Ent? Keep the ads ;)

trashtalker said...

Two cents: I don't have any trouble with the site. I'm using Firefox on Macs. (Now that I've said that, something will go horribly awry...)

RagDoll said...

trashtalker:

Using the same thing w/the same results. Am knocking on wood for both you & me....

Judi said...

Cloon's been saying out loud and in blk & wht for the last 15 years that he'll never marry again. Celine Balitran. Yeah, for three years until she started telling the FR press that they were engaged. If you don't want to be used by Cloon, don't start with him. Period.

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