Friday, June 27, 2008

Ted C. Blind Item

Fake à la Ferocity knows how to have it all. She’s got the fans, the perfect relationship, the career, the love, the adoration, the healed needle marks! What more could a chick want in life? Maybe to hold onto that existence, perhaps?

When we last spoke of Ms. F, everybody was gossing in overdrive because she was so painfully thin. And, you know, most folks thought it was starvation stuff and the honey-doll just wasn’t eating much. Not true. F2 was shooting up with the best of ‘em, and, trust, plenty of H-wood honey-pies are on heroin right now. I mean, forget closeted fagolas—that’s the real dirty secret in this town, for now, at least.

But Fake à la needed to get off the hard stuff for a variety of reasons, family and Biz included. Firstly, she’s done it before. Secondly, she’s not stoopid; Ms. Ferocity knows damn well if she keeps up the drugs like most of her addicted colleagues have, she’ll say buh-bye to everything she’s nabbed. F.F. has no intention of pulling a Belushi, I assure you. And that is why Fake à la employs some of Hell-Ay’s fanciest docs, their specialty being weaning famous folks off drugs via synthetic goodies that’ll make anybody’s bad day a tad more doable. Roughing in rehab? No, babes, that’s for the little people.

However, there does lie a small kink in this elite, indulged sitch, prob being Ferocity’s docs think their client’s intending to quit for good. Uh, yeah. She’ll do that about as soon as she stops screwing whomever she pleases. See, the cleaning up’s only for F2’s current activities, babes. Then it’s right back to anorexia rumors, count on it.

102 comments:

mooshki said...

Looks like Dr. drwe was right. :(

mooshki said...

Oops, Drew. It's Friday, I've already turned my brain off.

Anonymous said...

I'm not buying that it's Angelina. There would've been something about her kids.

Also the syllable thing doesn't fit.

Doc Girl said...

I think Angelina fits, except for the "screwing whomever she pleases"

Unknown said...

Wow, that one was almost readable.
I was thinking Angelina too - and I think a mention of the kids would have made the BI too easy.

I can't think of any other actress with "fans, the perfect relationship, the career, the love, the adoration," and anorexia rumours in the past.

mooshki said...

He doesn't always follow the syllable thing - sometimes there are other connections to the "nots." I'm open to other suggestions, but I think it's her. Here's the first Fake-a-la Ferocity item - fits her too. link

notvotingforsuckno said...

I think he is TALKING about Angelina. Do I buy it? Um, no.

merrick said...

I dont think its her either .. I was thinking scar jo

Unknown said...

Donna, ScarJo has not really had talk about her being anorexic ;-)

ms_wonderland said...

Thanks for that link to the first Fake-a-la BI Mooshi. That was very clearly Angelina in her anorexic phase.

Presumably the clean-up is so the twins are not born addicted.

vitazza said...

Angelina!!!!!!! fo sho!!!

KS said...

angelina jolie. it alluded to her kids and being prefnant by saying she had to give up smack for the biz and the fam.

svd said...

i think it's Angelina. it's a persistent rumor and the "à la" could refer to her french heritage.

it seems very obvious:
-she's done it before
-her current activities "babes".....
-anorexia rumors

mooshki said...

Nvfs, haven't you heard that everything posted on the internet is always 100% true? LOL.

Leslie said...

Didn't ent have a BI about a woman who was detoxing at home last year during the holidays?

Unknown said...

Leslie, I *think* that was Lainey...

captivagrl said...

nicole kidman

notvotingforsuckno said...

mooshki, are you implying that it's NOT?? Good, maybe that means Jared from Subway is still among the living, harhar.

MnGddess said...

I have never seen Angelina look "anorexic". There are far more actresses with that "skin and bones" look. For Ted's original BI (noted above), the Nots were Kelly Ripa, whom I have seen look painfully thin, Jessica Biel, who I would like to pay to trade bodies because hers is so fit, and that British chick who was in Pirates of the Carribean, who always looks like she needs a meal. The Nicole Kidman guess seems a bit more accurate. And I can't believe that Angelina would mess her body up with heroin. I just don't think she's that stupid. Smoke some weed? Probably.

Anonymous said...

i still don't think it's Angelina.

The aint'ts on todays are:
Heather Locklear, Whitney Houston and
Ashley Judd

The first F-ala-F were:
Jessica Biel, Kelly Ripa, and Keira Knightly

I don't see how Angelina fits in with these b/c list people. What would she have in common with Heather Locklear or Kelly Ripa in particular.

Anonymous said...

mngdds - angelina was looking pretty skeletal after the death of her mom last year. And she's a former heroin addict.

Kristen S. said...

mn...never looked anorexic?!?!?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1130/620305806_8d39b67348_o.jpg

Just GIS angelina jolie skinny

Adrienne said...

SVD, I caught that "babes" wordage in the second to last sentence too. I think it means that her current activities are "babes"/children, and not that he's calling us/the reader "babe."
The more Ted C. I read, the more I get used to it. You just have to tuck your chin and start reading. Don't come up for air until you reach the end. haha!

boobsu said...

Mngddess.. Angelina has admitted to previous heroin use

captivagrl said...

the aints: Heather Locklear(public divorce), Whitney Houston(singer),Ashley Judd(fashionista/cover model), Jessica Biel(gay rumors), Kelly Ripa(goody-goody rep) and Keira Knightly(foriegn accent). All of the main qualities describe Nicole Kidman. Before she announced her so called pregnancy, she was painfully thin.

jw12 said...

Leslie, I found the Lainey Blind.


Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs. This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision. Wonderful news indeed

ThoughtElf said...

I'm going with Nicole Ritchie

mooshki said...

I wouldn't say Nicole Kidman is loved/adored by anyone but a few die-hard fans these days.

Anonymous said...

The "screwing whomever she pleases" doesn't sound like Jolie. Please. Do you think Brad Pitt would be putting up with that? Or that no one would ever kiss & tell?

Also, aside from when she was painfully thing between her mother's death and getting pregnant again, she's not really big on the anorexia rumor radar. She's always been naturally thin. Too thin last year, sure, but not a constant prob.

What about Nicole Richie? "most of her addicted colleagues" fits. She's in a great relationship and has constantly been rumored to have anorexia and meth/heroin issues, along with Rachel Zoe.

Lil Nik said...

i was thinking Lara Flynn Boyle fit

Kristen S. said...

Who adores Nicole Richie, though? I don't see her having throngs of slavering fans. Kidman has more fans, but I don't see her screwing around very much, if at all. Angie has been quite open about her sexual appetites.

jw12 said...

ace-

I think "screwing whomever she pleases" could also be past tense. It doesn't say that she's doing it now.

I'm probably wrong b/c I thought it was Halle Berry.

RagDoll said...

laviolett, yeah, that's how I read it too.

The other clue "no, babes that's for the little people" I see what he's saying, but if you read between the lines. "Babes" "little people" could = references to kids. PLus he flat out says that "family and Biz included" are reasons for the temporary detox.

I read it as AJ, too.

Anonymous said...

But "screwing whomever she pleases" is implied as something she's not likely to stop (like she's not likely to give up the drugs), and that means it is someone who is still doing it.

Emma31 said...

Angie girl!!!

amh.producer said...

new amy here... I do not think it's Angelina. I thought of Kate Bosworth immediately.

jw12 said...

ace- your probably right...Ted is so damn hard to decipher.

Unknown said...

Fergie??

just a wild guess.

jax said...

anorexic and heroin user is angelina..open your eyes!
there has been tons of wispers about her and Brad and how he covers it up for her all the time.
she was skinny as hell b4 she got pregnant again.

"She’s got the fans, the perfect relationship, the career, the love, the adoration, the healed needle marks"

no other women fit this description that have also had drug/anorexia issues.

except maybe Paltrow.

jax said...

security..damn Fergie is a good guess! i eat my words. yum!

digawina said...

jw12 - I remember that blind and it totally popped into my head when I read this one too. I thought that one was Angelina and I still think it is. And I think this is her too.

merrick said...

if you look at the first set of haves, 2 of the three were married to people in the music biz and the third was a member of a music family .. so that would rule out angelina, as far as I know, brad is not musically inclined .. but nicole richie, nicole kidman are both married to people in music business

catherine said...

ang also has those enlarged veins. i think its def her. plus, there were rumors they did a threesome about a year ago with that model. and if she slept with someone attached and famous they probably would keep their mouth shut.

Unknown said...

This is Angie. Anorexic looking and heroin abuser, oh yeah. Having kids and a relationship is not always incentive enough to stop using. Especially if you have a man who's supportive and covers up for you (Brad the enabler). Is it safe to say that those two are not monogamous? I don't think they are. I think they have some kind of understanding and have group fun among other things. Those two are very secretive and only let out what they want us to know.

The thing with Fergie is that she's always looked healthy and very athletic. She's never really looked anorexic. Even if she's on smack, it's hard to tell by looking at her body (maybe her greasy face).

JW12, that blind in Lainey's site looks like it may be Liv Tyler. Lainey has made many remarks about Liv Tyler looking much healthier now and eluding to that blind.

Robin said...

Scewing anyone she pleases-

She has said that if she fell in love with a woman and wanted to have sex with her she would and if people did not like it -tough sh*t

That was when she was promoting Alexander.

In her Vogue interview the journalist said she "took" Brad Pitt and inferred that with little regard to his cheerleader wife.

In yesterdays column Ted made the comment that Angelina would go back to her man dumpin ways soon enough, asked her confidante who said that she has an emotional bond with Pitt so it would not happen as soon as it would have, but implied it still would. Ted implied he thinks of her as a maneater ..still. That is what he is referring to when he says-screwing whomever she pleases.

He released this right before Wanted for a reason- he released the other one when she as "making" Wanted. In the film she looks like she is an H addict. Several critics have commented on how skinny she is in the film.

Dr. Drew recently called her out on this.While dumb dumb AJ thought she never said she had done H, there are sveral interviews including a You tube where she says she did do H.-"she has done it before" If everyone remembers, Ted promised there would be more on this "later", this is the later.

Timing is everything with Ted. The babes , while it sounds like he is talking to us,he is talking aobut her new actiivity, which he refers to often.

Hhe ruled out Nicole Kidman, and just about evryone else you can even think to come up with the first go round. Angelinas name was submitted over and over again. She was never ruled out. Infact, it was submitted as late as 1 months ago. Still not.

Last, she is in hiding with her private nurses, Ana Nicole had her beautiful little girl on methadone folks with a private physicians.

Ted pratically pasted the "Wanted" poster to this.

wood1107 said...

Much as I hate to admit it, it's obviously Angie. It's barely blind.

Now...does having issues with drugs somehow erase every good work she's ever done? There are many, many high-functioning drug addicts.

Sigh. Makes me sad. Makes me wish it was Pamela Anderson, but it's not.

The minivans are creaming themselves over this one.

wood1107 said...

Much as I hate to admit it, it's obviously Angie. It's barely blind.

Now...does having issues with drugs somehow erase every good work she's ever done? There are many, many high-functioning drug addicts.

Sigh. Makes me sad. Makes me wish it was Pamela Anderson, but it's not.

The minivans are creaming themselves over this one.

wood1107 said...

Sorry about the double post. I'm so sad over this one...can barely...control.....fingers....

Still lurve you, Ange!

wood1107 said...

BTW, Angelina has been very honest about her drug use in the past, including heroin.

SkittleKitty said...

Fake-a-la-ferocity IS the same number of syllables as An-ge-li-na Jo-lie PITT.
Not necessary convinced, but I'm just saying.

Mouth House said...

I'm thinking Portia De Rossi. Is Angelina in Los Angeles enough to use local doctors?

Anonymous said...

robin thanks for spelling it all out. I'm convinced. :)

Melissa said...

I don't see how Angelina fits in with these b/c list people. What would she have in common with Heather Locklear or Kelly Ripa in particular.

This was just an example DN, not anything personal, but it helps me pose the question... why does everyone hone in on the "and it aints" and analyze how they relate to the answer?

I've read Ted C for years and years and while he once mentioned that he (sometimes, not always) mentions the BI answer in that day's column, I never heard him imply anything that meaningful about the "and it aints."

Did I miss him saying something about it?

Obviously, I don't think there is a connection. And yes, I do think this is AJ. Is it true? Likely. I trust Ted C. Even if he writes in a manner that makes us all want to run screaming.

merrick said...

It really bums me out if this is AJ .. she does seem to have it all .. but addiction is a whole nother ballgame ..poor shiloh and the rest of the brood and damn brad if he is enabling her to do this .. i really thought better of him

Jazz Hands said...

Assume it's Angelina. Seems to me that she can use heroin and mostly keep her act together (though it's obviously bad that one of her kids saw her doing it, if that's what is to be assumed from the first blind).

Thoughts?

nicola said...

I still think this is Nicole Ritchie, not Angelina. Nicole's "career" may be dubious, but she's still getting magazine covers and publicity for absolutely nothing. She's had a previous Heroin addiction, and her "anorexic" phase ended with the pregnancy.

Also the three “ain't”s, a blonde with “mental health” issues. A black singer with addiction issues. And an actress with "mental health" issues who comes from a famous family. Blonde, black, crazy and in a famous family. Nicole Ritchie.

But then I’ve been sucking ass at blinds lately.

Also didn't Lainey say Angelina had to submit to drug testing for the UN and she's passed each one, even during her skinny days.

nicola said...

@ Sara 12:25- Lainey "notted" Angelina for that blind.

califblondy said...

As much as I love her, after reading all the posts, it certainly sounds like AJ. Ted doesn't seem to like her much either and always makes cracks about Angie dumping Brad eventually.

d said...

The Nicole Ritchie guess does fit this blind, but somehow I don't think it's her. "fans, perfect relationship, career, love, adoration" makes this person sound more together and popular than NR is. Not to mention she doesn't really have a career.

Although the way Nicola stitched together the "aints" was really convincing.

Is it possible this is Mary Kate Olsen, has she already been ruled out?

nicola said...

Totally off topic, but has anyone figured out Lainey's new blinds. I think the 2nd one is Eddie Murphy, clueless for the first.

Robin said...

It is not Nicole Ritchie, it you read the first BI, Ted said that some love her some hate her, and he also indicated that people would be saying Paris who? No one would give a sh+t it it were Nicole. Now, maybe, then when the first one cam out, I don't think so. Nicole was a notorious heroin addict to the point Lionel had to step in. There is a list on E of who has been ruled out, but I can't think of anyone that has not been but Jolie. Paris who was in reference to the hoards of crowds when she was arrested. Who would get that reaction with this news besides Angelina Jolie? No one.

lutefisk said...

I don't think it is Angie because she has basically been working non-stop for the past few years. And in order to get insurance an an actor, isn't a drug test required? I don't think she would function with 4 kids, a career, a pregnancy, & moving constantly. She is our female Affleck!

Andi007 said...

First time poster - long-time lurker! I also think this is Angelina...and feel bad for those kids.

In the first Fake-A-la post, Ted describes her with her hand in everything - endorsements, charitable endeavors, all while looking super-duper delish - and had a 'once enviable bod', and has a hunky man.

That combination of clues seems to rule out both Nicoles - Kidman and Richie. They each fit some but not all of those clues.

That and I can't believe they didn't CGI some meat onto her bones for Wanted - at Cannes last year and in Wanted she looks like an addict.

Robin said...

Here is another clue from Ted-
Which megasuccessful star is cleaning up her habit so she can go right back out and shoot up again?

Megasuccessful being the keyword here.

Katja said...

what about the other side of the coin- Jen Aniston? She just started doing charity work.

Robin said...

None of the other clues fit Jennifer Aniston, did you read the first BI, you have to look at both.

Unknown said...

@ Nicola: Is Nicole Richie considered in Hollywood to be Black? I remember reading that her heritage was more Spanish/Latin in origin.

Robin said...

Clues from the first BI-

1-big star
2-has a hunky partner trying to help her and a very few movie executives
3-has always been candid with the media
4-is also known for her charitable contributions,and has stepped things up as of recently
5-is busy with edorsements,charity and entertainment projects
6-someone who has lost a lot of weight recently
7-someone famous enough, that should the public find out about her drug habit, she'd even make us forget about Paris Hilton for awhile who was just arrested.

Andi007 said...

Other clues from the first BI (in June 2007):
8-used to have an enviable bod
9-always looked 'super-duper delish'

It's a crazy list of clues that doesn't fit too many actresses!

Judi said...

Good job on the break-down, Robin. I think it's Angie as well.
Weren't all three 'And it Ain't's in rehab, too? Well, Heather currently.

Bingy's blog said...

It's def Angelina. Have you ever noticed the strategically placed tatoos on her forearms?! Perfect for hiding track marks. Also, why do you think her bro made up with dad? Bet he can't tolerate it anymore. They're lucky they are overseas, because here she'd lose her kids.

anna said...

i think the heather locklear 'ain't' is a reference to 'girl interrupted', given the news about heather this week.

and this blind made me go and google the hell out of heroin and methadone use during pregnancy.

-- aj may be (and have been) on methadone, rather than heroin. apparently methadone can cause anorexia because it suppresses the appetite, which would explain how thin she was before getting pregnant.

-- she probably made herself eat when she was pregnant with shiloh because she wanted her child to be healthy and then after giving birth she no longer had to fight the methadone-induced anorexia.

-- methadone use would also explain why she's so thin for a woman carrying twins. she should be consuming a lot of calories and gaining way more weight to take care of multiples.

-- i don't think shiloh would have been such a healthy child if aj had been on straight h while she was carrying her.

-- oh, and one other thing -- was just reading a study that said that women on methadone have a higher fertility rate. the study was clear that heroin does not suppress fertility -- methadone users are simply more likely to get pregnant compared to the general population, even when controlling for birth control use. might explain the twins.

Ice Angel said...

What about Madonna?

moi said...

"-- i don't think shiloh would have been such a healthy child if aj had been on straight h while she was carrying her."

That's not necessarily true. The grandchild of someone I know was born with heroin in his system--the mother used it all through her pregnancy. The kid is in preschool now and has always been healthy (and is extremely intelligent). Poor kid did have some withdraw symptoms for the first few weeks, but unless someone told you, you'd never know from looking at the kid about the mother's heroin use.

Ms. said...

The Lainey blind was Liv Tyler.

redgurl72 said...

I was just gonna say I think the Lainey Blind was thought to be Liv Tyler.

Ted's blind SCREAMS Angie, he's thrown a few red herrings in there so he doesn't get his ass sued.

RagDoll said...

Moi---

Yeah. Also, for celeb reference, look at Frances Cobain. Lovely, healthy, normal baby....whose mom used during pregnancy

Amy said...

Surprisingly, alcohol seems to be worse for a baby than heroin or cocaine. However, I find it disgusting that anyone would abuse substances while pregnant! Or after having the babies, for that matter.

Brad puts up with this? Then he's just as bad as her. If this ever leaks out, the Brangaloonies will still defend her to the hilt.

Anonymous said...

This is about gwyneth paltrow.

Amy said...

different amy than the above...

ted's comments during rule outs have been:

when asked if it is sjp:
Not a terrible guess, girlfriend, but incorrect nonetheless. Think, uh, more mainstream—slightly.

when asked if it is sharon stone:
S2 may be missing a few marbles, but she's not our smack-addicted sister.

when asked if it is jessica simpson:Sorry sweets, but Jess-doll doesn't fit the profile. She's single these days, remember?

when asked if it is madonna:
Excellent try, but, uh, no. Madonna does do everything these days, but not drugs...as far as we know, at least.

when asked if it is heather locklear:
Not a terrible guess, but wrong, nonetheless. Fakey ain’t a blond babe...least, not right now.

those were all after the first blind in 2007

mooshki said...

"And in order to get insurance an an actor, isn't a drug test required?"

Hollywood would shut down if it were. :) I think they only do that for people who have had public legal troubles. If you're a functioning addict, I don't think they care.

Mika said...

If this is AngieJo i have to hand it to her for being able to travel the world the way she does while she's doped up. LMAO Ted C obviously has it in for her and he definitely wrote this so we would think it's Angelina. Also when did she have the time to detox when we practically see the woman daily.

If it's even real my guess is Nicole Kidman or jennifer garner.

lutefisk said...

Mooshki--you are probably right about the drug testing, but I still can't believe someone working non-stop, taking care of 4 kids, & having a 2nd pregnancy in 1 1/2 years would find time for a heroin addiction. I would think it is someone who works more sporadically than Angelina.

Unknown said...

Some of the best directors in the world work with Angelina Jolie, she is always working on behalf of the UN's programs to feed children and women in refugee camps, she goes all over the world doing this in public. If she were a junkie, great directors wouldn't touch her and she's very much in demand.

It's someone younger, and that's if Ted isn't making it up, he is kind of an alky burn out now, and not getting much play with tips anymore. He fell of the wagon earler this year, he's a nasty drunk, he's lost a lot of cache in town.

Anonymous said...

I'm going with Gwynnth. Husband is musician, she had that ER visit for undisclosed reasons a few months ago, said she wants another child and is super skinny but had a hell of a bod before. Her husband is also pretty hot. As for 'screwing whomever she pleases', I don't necessarily interpret that as sex...Gwyneth has been said to treat people badly, friends included. AJ is not even on my radar..she's so heavily watched that there's no way she could get away with all that mess and not one shred of proof. Brad is a known pot smoker...heavy smoker..rumored to be one of the problems in the marriage with Jen but dealing with heroin use...well, I just can't see it. But to me it seems that AJ is devoted to and completely selfless when it comes to her kids. I can't see her doing something that could have them removed from her custody no matter what. Just my two cents!

Anonymous said...

There's just no way it is AJ. She travels internationally and breezes in and out of some hard core security checks. There's no way I believe she heads out to spend a week visiting refugee camps and keeps some stash of smack around or magically doesn't have any withdrawal issues when she is out visiting orphans and victims in third world countries.

You think the NSA/CIA would let her within ten feet of Colin Powell or any other major DC player if she was a junkie? Or somehow they wouldn't know about her heroin habit? No way they haven't investigated her background, including medical, and examined every last contact she makes.

On the other hand . . . that doesn't mean Ted C isn't suggesting this is Angelina Jolie, as some of you mentioned how much he hates her, but if that is who he is talking about, I call bull scat.

lutefisk said...

Except for the "screwing whomever she pleases", unless this is meant possibly in regards to her business deals, this fits Victoria Beckham. Isn't she trying for a girl now?

Anonymous said...

Adrain...I like your guess even better than Gwyneth...Vicki is a lot more polarizing than G. People love or hate her. I agree on the screwing people thing...the way it's written is weird. 'She'll stop doing heroin as soon as she stops screwing anyone she pleases...meaning never.' Unless there's backstory we don't know about (wasn't there a prob with Katie Holmes?) then that line confuses me. Either way, the two are a lot more likely than AJ.

lutefisk said...

Carmen---I think Victoria is known for being plastic, & the fact she hangs out in the fashion world there is a good chance she dabbles--Marc Jacobs is in & out of rehab. Also, she "screwed" a bunch of high-end stores
by not promoting her $300 jeans, & they ended up in close-out stores all over the country. Besides, no where does Ted say she is an actress-- just that she has a career.
And her relationship--who wouldn't want David Beckham, minus the tattoos & voice?
Just muy thoughts. I think Angelina found her calling in life, & ditched the drugs. Posh seems to insecure.

Anonymous said...

Adrian (sorry I misspelled your name!) That's it...I'm in. Forgot about her screwing the business' re: her clothing line. Great guess! I'm on board.

lutefisk said...

Carmen--usually with Ted I have no afflecking idea of what he is saying, but after mulling it over in the heat I'm on Posh. But, of course I could be totally off, too!!

lutefisk said...

by the way--EVERYONE misspells my name.
I got used to it!!

myx n mingle said...

This is definitely Angelina. Tiffany A. Stone had a very thinly veiled blind item on her site about a year ago about Angelina still being on heroin.

Anonymous said...

I'm still with Adrian...Posh doesn't travel a lot..Ang would have a hell of a time finding 'dealers' in every country that wouldn't blackmail or sell her out. David Beckham, fine and tough though he may be, is completely devoted and reliant on Posh emotionally. She's the balls in that family. Brad and Ang seem pretty equal and can do their own thing seperately. I guess I'm so convinced because I NEVER have decent guesses but when Adrian made her point, something just clicked. I suck at this stuff. My even bigger question is how in the hell can someone do heroin and work? I mean, coke is one thing but it would seem heroin would be something that incapacitated you. And when did this become a trend? Damn...I can barely afford gas, much less heroin. Sigh. So much for me hanging with the cool kids.

lutefisk said...

Carmen, the cool kids have their 15 minutes of fame, & are done when they enter the real world. Stick with the not-cool crowd. They fare much better in the real world.

mags said...

Adrian, AJ's been Afflecked!LOL.

Yes, Ted C. is all about timing. The first bv was 6/21 right before AMH's premier and right after he was shut out from Ocean's 13 red carpet. This time he reported they sold the NO home and was miffed when his inquiries were not responded to but came through other media sources. Hell hath no fury like a Ted C. snubbed.

The original bv included this:
See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently

What century or decade has AJ enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the rags.

I don't believe it's a true item about anyone. When I originally read it, especially the fairly good reputation part, I thought of Rachel Zoe. Her rep really became fodder for gossip after Nicole Ritchie split from her in November of 2006. She had a book coming out last fall, a project in the works with Bravo, she was working with Harvey Weinstein and pissed off Anna Wintour. Is it her? I don't know. There is enough out there to "make her fit".

I'm going along with Defamer's take. Unconvinced.

At least for Ted's sake this bv is getting action. Whereas most of the blind vice activities at E! were Lainey's.

lutefisk said...

MAgs-- I'm confused now. Defamer doesn't think it is Angelina, & you think it's a fake? Just trying to sort this out.

Unknown said...

I'm really late to this party - I've never commented before and I have a guess. I'm sure one little thing will crush it ("she likes WHEAT toast, not WHITE" or some such), but hopefully I will at least get some points for thinking this through.

I'm sorry that this is going to be sort of long.

I think AJ is way, way too obvious. First, she hasn't really had an enviable bod - I *know* she is lean and men salivate over her, but everything is always printed about how thin she is and such. But this point is debatable and not the one on which I base my guess.

I think it is Gwen Stefani.

She has a ton of things going on (a number of projects, commercials, her clothing line, you get the idea). She has recently (obviously not whilst pregnant), within the past few years, become *too* thin. And her bod was enviable. Everyone wanted those abs! Her body was awesome (early 2000s?), and then she suddenly became really, really thin. Ted has hinted at anorexia rumors re Gwen for a while.

Lip cemented: she was wearing the hell out of that red lipstick for a really long time.

His constant mentioning of money and wealth (i.e., "elite, indulged", "little people", etc.) just seems waaay over the top to me. Blind Items are always about celebrities. Celebrities are always rich. The sky is blue. I don't see him going out of the way to turn these phrases if it were just anyone in Hollywood (or AJ). Also, he writes, "It's just, uh, so damn rich..." which jumped out to me, as I believe she had some horrible song about being rich and having Harajuku girls. The "uh" could be a clue to a clue, the clue being "rich". Wuh? The "Harajuku" reference could point either to her girls that would follow her around but were instructed not to speak, or it could be another "rich girl" reference.

*gasp, pant*

I don't know her sexual proclivities, but I do know that it has long been rumored that her husband is a closeted homosexual (or, in his words, fagolas), or at least enjoys the company of male-to-female transvestites/pre-op transexuals.

By "colleagues" he could be referencing the likes of Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen, et al.

Maybe I'm wrong and it's not Gwen, but I don't think for a second that AJ would risk using. She's done it before, yes, but her kids seem far too important to her than anything, her career included. And I don't think she would risk not being able to adopt twelve to twenty more children.

Gwen is also pregnant, like AJ, so the idea that her stopping for the family/pregnancy applies to her as well.

Finally, TC hates AJ for some reason and I could see him giggling like a schoolgirl over everyone guessing AJ for this when it's really someone else.

I'm sorry to hijack. I'm probably wrong, but several things fit nicely at the same time.

And...scene.

anna said...

jurgen: i'm sold.

nicely done!

Anonymous said...

Jurgen-I like that even better than Posh...wow...way to go!

mags said...

adrian said...
MAgs-- I'm confused now. Defamer doesn't think it is Angelina, & you think it's a fake? Just trying to sort this out.

I'm not convinced this is Angelina, I'm not convinced this is a true blind item. I do think there are some that are made up for whatever reasons.

For those who are going to work on this though, the following have been ruled out...
Jessica Biel, Kelly Ripa, Kiera Knightley, Jenna Jameson (she's definetely doing something though), Madonna, Jessica Simpson, SJP, Sharon Stone, Claire Danes, Heather Locklear (ruled out 2x), Whitney Houston and Ashley Judd.

Maja With a J said...

I would agree with the Stefani guess but Ted said she isn't a blonde...Gwen Stefani has been a platinum blonde for the majority of her career. She had pink hair for a while and I think her natural colour is brown. But she is famous for the plat blonde.

Could be a red herring of course...

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