Friday, October 01, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Uh, oh. Looks like our handsome, beloved, sexually confused Blind Vice stud Toothy Tile is back to taking bad advice from his short-sighted, money-grubbing handlers. 'Cause T2's again trying to make it appear as if he's actually into bedding women. So gross.

Remember the last time T.T. tried this heterosexual nonsense, bedding women? Poor Toothy had to rely on not Viagra, but the white, powdery stuff, instead.

Hmm. Wonder if Lindsay Lohan's little helper is what Tooth is relying on this time around:

Desperate Tooth, who hasn't exactly had an easy time of it at the box-office (or on the home front, for that matter), has taken to lurking around out-of-town strips clubs, leaving these sleazy joints with chicks. Wonder what he does when the babes finally get him home? Do they tell Toothy their favorite films from his mostly impressive film repertoire, just to excite him, once they discover he's not exactly rarin' to rip their panties off?

Probably.

Also, it's strange that this time around, Mr. Tile's opting to pull his ersatz straight-guy stuff outside of Hollywood. He knows perfectly well what he's been up to will eventually trickle back to T-Town. But it's almost as if Toothy's deciding as long as he's pullin' this fake babe-nailing crap outta town, it doesn't really count.

Or maybe it's that Toothy's put-upon partner (the male one) won't find out? Hey, gotta tip for ya, Tooth—it's doubtful Grey even cares anymore. He's over it.

Besides, Grey's learned from the best: he's on his own Toothy-like pretend romance that's beginning to make your past ones look like kid stuff.

And It Ain't: Justin Bieber, Jason Ritter, Alec Baldwin

MORE: Everything you need to know about Tooth Tile is in our new Toothy Archive

19 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Jake. Yawn.

Carte Blanche said...

You know its a slow week for Ted when...

Patty said...

When will this riddle finally come to an end? Oy.

Jackie said...

So does Jake's ex have a beard? I don't keep up much with gossip other than this website, so I'm perplexed...

TT said...

Jackie, Sophia Bush is Austin Nichol's beard.

Sonap said...

Look at the ain't

Adrian Grenier, Anderson Cooper, Brad Pitt, Carrot Top, Clay Aiken, Danny Bonaduce, David Hyde Pierce, Don Cheadle, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, George Clooney, Gerard Butler, Harrison Ford, Harry Hamlin, Homer Simpson, Isaiah Washington, Isaiah Washington, Jamie Foxx, Jeremy Piven, Joe Jonas, Joel McHale, John Krasinski, John Stamos, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney, Kevin Jonas, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Matt Dillon, Matthew Broderick, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neil Patrick Harris, Nick Jonas, Nikki Reed, Owen Wilson, Queen Latifah, Ricky Martin, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Shane West, Shemar Moore, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Weber, Tom Cruise, Topher Grace, Vince Vaughn, Wentworth Miller, Will Smith, Wilmer Valderrama

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b203252_blind_vice_archive_toothy_tile.html#ixzz118FnHJsx

Jackie said...

Thanks SittingPat!

Cheryl said...

Does anyone have anything new to add?

jess said...

so boring. Sometimes it crosses my mind that Toothy Tile might not be real, imagine if Jakey was put on the ain'ts list, people will freak-the hell-out.

Casey said...

I think Casablanca is pretty much full of shit anyway (can I say shit here?), but I'm a little confused by this because he has said on more than one occasion that Toothy is bi.

So if Toothy is bi, then why wouldn't he be into bedding women?

Ted really goes back and forth on this one, I haven't believed for a very long time that Toothy Tile even exists.

kariodi said...

I think that maybe Toothy was real when Ted started this blind a long time ago. Like maybe he was a hot, young actor that was supposed to be the next big thing in Hollywood and then faded out of sight. But since Ted got a lot of milage out of the Toothy blinds, he just perpetuates it by making stuff up. The clues are just so contradictory: he's gay, he's bi, he's not into bedding women, he has a child. It's ridiculous.

Jessi said...

I am sorry, I just cannot jump on the Jake bandwagon. And now especially with the coke mention. I don't know, he seems too health conscious. I think at this point Ted is just making shit up.

kariodi said...

Oh and thanks Ted for the "ain't Justin Bieber". Since the Toothy blinds started in 2005, according to the archive, I'm relieved that he wasn't a closeted, drug-taking 11-year old with a beard and a boyfriend.

mooshki said...

LOL Kariodi!

Katja said...

@kariodi no shit, you beat me to that comment- I mean that 'not' moves TT up 100% on the BS scale

fairylights said...

HAHAHAH! Kariodi too funny! I gave up on Toothy Tile a long time ago, anyone I can think of is unlikely.

Henriette said...

It is just me or has Ted C lost it? I am tired of this Toothy Tile crap and his junk about those twits from Twilight.

Oh, does anyone remember those great commentaries from Lola/Lourdes before she was born? They use to be on E and were too funny. They obviously written by a Madonna insider while she was pregnant with Lola. They were a trip and written in the late 90s into the early 2000s after Rocco was born. They mysteriously stopped and I was never able to find them again. Just wondering.

Mango said...

kariodi - too true, however you just know there will be some dumbass peeps guessing Justin Beebs as Toothy.

Char said...

Yah. Definitely no debate as to whether or not this is Jake. The only debate is whether or not these are true.

I'm definitely inclined not to believe Ted anymore. I think he's lost the plot. But other gossip blogs peg Jake as gay too... maybe that part is true but the Toothy Tile dramatics are not?

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