Thursday, November 18, 2010

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Today’s Blind is brought to you by the letters T & A and a rising star who represents both quite well. The only sad thing is, she’s being cheated on by her supposed loyal lover. At least one time that we know about, although there could be more. Stay tuned for press to follow when he slips up again.

24 comments:

Hayley said...

Katy Perry?

Patty said...

I was thinking Blake Lively, but I don't think she has "loyal lover"

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Co-sign Hayley's guess.

Seachica said...

Um, every single starlet out there? Seriously, could this be any more vague?

Annalisa said...

I agree with Hayley.. "brought to you by the letters.." is definitely a reference to Sesame Street. And there's already been a bunch of rumors of Brand cheating on her.

FluffyElmo said...

Too vague unless there is a notably loyal bf that isn't coming to mind. Blake Lively was my first thought but no bf. Katey Perry was my second but she's married and besides nobody in their right mind would call Russell Brand 'loyal'.

Vague as it is I have to say I'm enjoying Googling terms like 'T&A' and 'starlet' so overall I give this blind an A- :)

The Nightmare Child said...

It's Katy Perry.


Russell's going to hit it & quit it.


And if he does, I'm buying all of his shit and becoming one of his biggest fans.

Seachica said...

Russell Brand IS all over the press saying he's loyal to Katy Perry. And I like the Sesame Street reference. But the use of the term "lover" here makes me think it's someone not married, and RB and KP are newlyweds.

CDAN Mod said...

Umm...I don't find it hard to believe that they both are screwing outside their marriage.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Nightmare Child

Why would you get married if you just wanted to hit it and quit it? Doesn't make sense.

Borg Queen said...

While I like the katy Perry/Brand guess, I am just throwing it another guess. Ice-T and Coco. She is known for T&A and while they're been together for a long time, I feel like they're not officially married. I remember her sayin in an interview that they got married in their bedroom by reciting vows to each other.

Stephen said...

Christina Hendricks if she can be considered a starlet. Definitely known for T & A.

shakey said...

Coco isn't a rising star. I thought Christina Hendricks as well but I have no clue who she's dating.

Is Katy considered a rising star? And if she believes Russell could go from 5+ women/day to one when she's around, she's dreaming.

I have no guess for this.

izz said...

Minka Kelly?

She was just esquires sexiest woman alive, and dates Derek Jeter. if he's not getting it elsewhere too i'd be shocked

Rose said...

Would it really matter if it was Katy Perry? Wasn't she the one who was cheating on her fiance with her manager or someone? I wouldn't be surprised if this was Brand or if neither were faithful.

Apparently 99.9% of Hollywood is not.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Christina Hendricks is married to a little-known actor who, I do not believe, would garner ANY press if he was caught cheating.

I for one like the Katy/Russell guess.

M said...

I was thinking Katy Perry as well. Her T's are infamous & the Sesame Street reference did it for me. And the "loyal lover" quip could just be a heaping dose of sarcasm, as they did just get married within the last month. Katy's cute and seems nice, but for a [former] sex addict like him, I'd think "shagging" her exclusively would get boring after a while.

FluffyElmo said...

Just to throw someone different out there what about Jessica Simpson? She did a bunch of commercials with the Muppets and qualifies for the T&A.

I'm not sure if she is a rising star or a sinking one though:)

RocketQueen said...

lol @ Nightmare Child. Your hatred for Perry is epic.

Yeah, Ted C. has been hinting a lot lately about how "naive" Perry is.

mooshki said...

NO!!!! Say it isn't so!!! Russell Brand a cheater?! My world is rocked!

CashmereLibrarian said...

Fergie & Josh?

The Nightmare Child said...

@SueEllen - Russell Brand is a notorious sexaholic and a dirty, dirty dog. (bonus points to the first person who gets that reference)



@RocketQueen - Epic is a worthy description. Ever since I heard her warble "I Kissed A Girl", I've wanted to tape her mouth shut. She wears too much make-up, she's cartoonish & obnoxious, she thinks she's actually talented and she thinks she's all that just because a bunch of ugly bumpheads kiss her stinky feet....wellshedoeshavenicefeetactually.


Sorry...that last part was a blatant Buffy reference.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I know that, I just don't get it... Ah yes. I see now. Sarcasm. Oh you internet with your tone issues.

yourfaceisamess said...

Maybe this blind is old? I dunno.

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