Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former B list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who is now a C+ list actor looking for work has an A list celebrity girlfriend. One of these days he hopes to be able to perform and have sex with her. Of course, if he does, he better double or triple up because her ex left her with something you never ever want to get. Ever.

43 comments:

LizzardO said...

Her ex gave her a chastity belt with spikes?

Gayeld said...

I think the real question is, where'd he hide the key?

The Samantha of Palm Springs said...

Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson? The A/C+ status fit but maybe not the network aspect... & is what could the disease be- HIV, Hep C, or Herpes???

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Lice?

libby said...

Nobody wants HPV or Super-gonorrhea, either. the possibilities are pretty endless. Could be fleas, nobody wants fleas.

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

A $50 gift card to KMart?

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

A free weekend vacay at a timeshare sales session?

Jeff B. said...

Two tickets to a Nickelback concert? Or worse, four tickets to a Nickelback concert?

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Mandatory episiotomy surgery?

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Costco sized supply of Spam?

Tru Leigh said...

The box set of "lost?"

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Lifetime membership in the Fruitcake of the Month club?

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Trapped in a comment thread with me?

skimpymist said...

A pair of riri's dirty thongs

N9NA said...

Ha! ^

sandybrook said...

I here when we get multiple choice answers

Pink Picklegoo said...

LOL, Mess you are usually annoying but in this thread. Hilarious.

discoflux said...

Coming here every day is a membership in the Fruitcake of the Day club.

*rimshot*

But really. Fruitcake of the Month Club sounds awesome. Mr. Disco hates it so it would be aaaaaaall mine. Hook that shit up for me, Mess.

mubki_dru said...

Donnie Walberg and Jenny McCarthy.

MISCH said...

If Joshua Jackson was with Katie Holmes he already tea the Herp in fact he may have give it to her...
But this has to be even worse

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Disco: 3 pointer, no net.

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

Pink: I'm tying to find balance. Baby steps.

NapAssasin said...

Offspring?

Evil Kumquat said...

While not a desirable outcome (hah!), genital herpes really isn't that awful, even when untreated.

This sounds more life-threatening like HIV or Hepatitis.

SkittleKitty said...

One of the Entourage boys?

Count Jerkula said...

His name tattooed on her cornhole.

crila16 said...

It's not Diane and Josh. Diane isn't an A list celeb. She's a B list actress. Josh is a B list actor on Fringe.

megan00m said...

Pp agree

crila16 said...

I like the Donnie/Jennie guess. Donnie was in Band of Brothers, which was a HUGE hit. Only thing throwing it off, is he's currently working on Blue Bloods (unless it's over)

megan00m said...

HaHa!

Just Another HR Lady said...

The last enty reveal just a few weeks ago about Josh/Diane said Josh was B+ list mostly television actor and Diane was B list mostly movie actress.

Not them.

kpist said...

Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy

Unknown said...

Hawaiian's would love that!

Unknown said...

Nice effort, keep it up Mess!

Unknown said...

I'm going with Rita Ora as the celebrity. Only because the only thing you never ever want to get is Robert Kardashian left overs.

it took forever said...

What does enty mean by ABLE TO PERFORM?

Jacq said...

Gonoherpasyphilitis?

Unknown said...

Chaz Bono??

Unknown said...

Michael Pitt?

Gossiprozz said...

Micheal Pitt and Kirsten twi-hard to look grumpy! They are the McGrumpiersons from dullsville, pictured front row at Chanel runway show in Paris. Long time lurker, first time poster-hi ace!

Snootches said...

I have to admit something. I find Michael Pitt to be sexy. There I said it...

Charlotte. said...

You mean there are people who don't? Those people need to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch

PJJ said...

It's messed up but now I'm dying to know what she's got

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