Blind Item #5
This former B list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who is now a C+ list actor looking for work has an A list celebrity girlfriend. One of these days he hopes to be able to perform and have sex with her. Of course, if he does, he better double or triple up because her ex left her with something you never ever want to get. Ever.
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Her ex gave her a chastity belt with spikes?
I think the real question is, where'd he hide the key?
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson? The A/C+ status fit but maybe not the network aspect... & is what could the disease be- HIV, Hep C, or Herpes???
Lice?
Nobody wants HPV or Super-gonorrhea, either. the possibilities are pretty endless. Could be fleas, nobody wants fleas.
A $50 gift card to KMart?
A free weekend vacay at a timeshare sales session?
Two tickets to a Nickelback concert? Or worse, four tickets to a Nickelback concert?
Mandatory episiotomy surgery?
Costco sized supply of Spam?
The box set of "lost?"
Lifetime membership in the Fruitcake of the Month club?
Trapped in a comment thread with me?
A pair of riri's dirty thongs
Ha! ^
I here when we get multiple choice answers
LOL, Mess you are usually annoying but in this thread. Hilarious.
Coming here every day is a membership in the Fruitcake of the Day club.
*rimshot*
But really. Fruitcake of the Month Club sounds awesome. Mr. Disco hates it so it would be aaaaaaall mine. Hook that shit up for me, Mess.
Donnie Walberg and Jenny McCarthy.
If Joshua Jackson was with Katie Holmes he already tea the Herp in fact he may have give it to her...
But this has to be even worse
Disco: 3 pointer, no net.
Pink: I'm tying to find balance. Baby steps.
Offspring?
While not a desirable outcome (hah!), genital herpes really isn't that awful, even when untreated.
This sounds more life-threatening like HIV or Hepatitis.
One of the Entourage boys?
His name tattooed on her cornhole.
It's not Diane and Josh. Diane isn't an A list celeb. She's a B list actress. Josh is a B list actor on Fringe.
Pp agree
I like the Donnie/Jennie guess. Donnie was in Band of Brothers, which was a HUGE hit. Only thing throwing it off, is he's currently working on Blue Bloods (unless it's over)
HaHa!
The last enty reveal just a few weeks ago about Josh/Diane said Josh was B+ list mostly television actor and Diane was B list mostly movie actress.
Not them.
Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy
Hawaiian's would love that!
Nice effort, keep it up Mess!
I'm going with Rita Ora as the celebrity. Only because the only thing you never ever want to get is Robert Kardashian left overs.
What does enty mean by ABLE TO PERFORM?
Gonoherpasyphilitis?
Chaz Bono??
Michael Pitt?
Micheal Pitt and Kirsten twi-hard to look grumpy! They are the McGrumpiersons from dullsville, pictured front row at Chanel runway show in Paris. Long time lurker, first time poster-hi ace!
I have to admit something. I find Michael Pitt to be sexy. There I said it...
You mean there are people who don't? Those people need to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch
It's messed up but now I'm dying to know what she's got
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