Blind Item #3
Our celebrity CEO had the first of many bad days today. The teeth of his settlement with the Feds kicked in at the beginning of the year, which put a damper on his ability to lie about the really big things. Both of his big companies are in deep, deep financial trouble. The others are just complete frauds. It's 30 minutes to midnight. After the crash is complete, expect people from the CEO's personal and business lives to spill even crazier tea than you've ever heard about him before, and that's really saying something.
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It was just announced that Tesla is firing 3,000 employees and supposedly going to ramp up production. Good luck with that.
Elon Musk's growing empire is fueled by $4.9 billion in government subsidies
By Jerry Hirsch
May 30, 2015
Obama gave $5 billion to this guy
Gawd forbid you would crash your Tesla car and expect to get parts
That really sucks for the employees. However Tesla is only growing with China's blessing on the Chinese Gigafactory.
Musk
That "crash" has been just around the corner for a long while now according to this site
@Jim, it's really become Tesla's/Musk's chicken little.
elon musk
Yawn. Tesla's still trading where it was a year ago. Sorry about your short losses.
NASA ought to be in shock because they are paying SpaceX billions.😱 For once Enty is defaming Musk when Tesla stock has dropped 10% today. Both companies have streamlined in the past week.
@salsalington it's cute when people think that matters.
Just FYI:
Subsidies are NOT cash payments.
Subsidies are usually tax deferments and/or rebates back to a company of their real estate taxes, etc., for providing an area/location with jobs and or other economic benefits.
But, the subsidies also usually have a repayment penalty.
If promises made are NOT kept, during a specific time frame, they must be repaid.
The time frame is usually 9 years!
Governments can be crazy; but they aren't stupid.
It's almost embarrassing to even bother "guessing" these Celebrity CEO blinds which are 100% clearly Musk.
>Governments can be crazy; but they aren't stupid.
Solyndra
I’m reading late today. Did anyone have anything good for lunch? I haven’t eaten yet.
How much did Musk funnel back to Obama?
What?? Threat level midnight?? Quick!!! This sounds like a case for Michael Scarn!
IDGAF ABOUT STUPID MUSKRAT LOVE BLINDS!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!
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@David Howes
"Governments can be crazy; but they aren't stupid."
Clearly, you haven't been following the news for the last hundred years or so.
I have an idea for a new Tesla ad! " Your Tesla and your crack-pipe: the ultimate driving experience!" Then cut to a doped-up Musk with a whore in the car.
Where's my check?
@HeatherBee - Ha Ha Ha!
i am two steps from ask R/news to remove my ban for saying that he was a coke head.
I had to go watch Kyle Dunnigan's Twitter post again after reading this. Love it!
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