Thursday, February 28, 2019

Blind Item #12

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actress is still with her husband, despite telling him last year that one of their children was fathered by a different man.

73 comments:

sandybrook said...

Reesie?

Brayson87 said...

Cuckolded!

yepthatsme said...

JULIA ROBERTS

sandybrook said...

BTW RIP to Woody Allen's father-in-law Andre Previn who died today.

MDAnderson said...

Is Portman permanent a+?? I know she’s foreign born.

Tricia13 said...

Meryl

fnchrstphr said...

I got the joke.

Tricia13 said...

That Minx

emmie94 said...

Not Reese. Only 1 of her 3 kids is with her current husband,

b foster said...

julia

Brayson87 said...

Maybe he has a few offspring on the side she doesn't know about. Get your children paternity tested, it's the only way to know for sure.

~Geth~* said...

Julia, and she's cheating on him now, per a prior blind.

JL said...

Meryl is an interesting one Tricia13 since rumors of Streep’s easy attitude toward the couch/both as giver and receiver have been rife.
If her, it would really suck for her husband if it was the only son. However I note that all the Streep kids got the distinctive Streep nose except for one daughter who looks quite unlike the others.

astra worthington said...

That is so disgusting. Passing someone else’s kid off as your husband’s kid. What’s worse is that there’s no legal recourse in these situations.

Troy Dyer said...

Kate Winslet?

Count Jerkula said...

Paternity Tests should be a standard part of the package, when a woman is in the hospital to give birth. Gives the woman a protected environment if bad news is found out, gives the guy proof before he signs the birth certificate, and gives him time to find accommodations or put her shit out in the street. Also saves the kid the punch in the gut feeling when they do a 23 & Me 30yrs down the road.

Brayson87 said...

Makes sense, before the authorities give someone an 18 year sentence, shouldn't they do the DNA testing to see if he did the crime?

DarylsBigFan said...

I don't support publishing this sort of blind. It's nobody's business

Brayson87 said...

It's hard to say what's worse, cases where the mother lies about who the father is or cases where she doesn't even know. Great, you're either a liar or a ho, real great mommy material.

Brayson87 said...

@Daryl, Apparently that was the mother's attitude for years, whore logic.

Wendy Davis said...

Brilliant idea. You are quite the humanitarian Count. Not sarcasm.

Vita said...

Maury Povich, line one...

J said...

What's cool is when a wife has a kid with another guy, and then there's a divorce, and the husband is forced to pay child support anyway.

#empowerment

Cat Owner said...

Ha ha ha to all the men freaking out. I am sure this is much more common than people realize, and has been for all of humanity. Do you think you own your wives? This is simple biology, friends. Things happen.

Brayson87 said...

@Cat, Hey they don't say it takes a village to raise a child for nothing. It's because they're really not sure who in the village is the father. ;)

rosie riveter said...

Wow. I agree.
What is going on here? Lol

rosie riveter said...

Maybe it's the two newer cretins that post such atrocious shit that it makes count look real good. I mean, I can respect that you have actually BEEN out in the world, had copious amounts of drugs, sexual relations, and hung out with others outside your race that for me, I have to say I do have to get very props where they're due count.
Better than the 40yr old virgin and the manly, aryan old white woman any day.

:| raven |: said...

Julia Roberts stole Danny Moder from his first wife. she is trash and i hate her.

ever since she robbed Ellen Burstyn of the Oscar.

astra worthington said...

Aww don’t you have a college aged girl to drug and molest? Or a kid to ignore? And double lol at a fucking forever alone dyke calling anyone else manly ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚

But here’s a solution to your problem with me....scroll the fuck on by and don’t even allude to my existence. I’m perfectly happy doing the same in return ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Vita said...

Cersei Lannister

Tricia13 said...

JL yep one of these things is not like the other๐ŸŽผLol

DarylsBigFan said...


I'm in the first wives club myself. I have nothing against wife #2. (And they were playing around for 2 yrs)
Life is just too short.
He broke a promise, not her.

Unknown said...

To give an example from out in the world: It's highly unlikely that Khloe Kardashian is the biological descendant of Robert Kardashian. However, RK most certainly is her father. RK raised her--did all the parental things--and was there for her.

T. W. said...

+1 Count Jerkula

+1 Brayson87

Where I live, the state recognizes a child's father as the man who signs the birth certificate even if DNA testing proves otherwise.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

She probably waited later in life after the husband’s already become emotionally-attached to the child that’s not his. (Not saying that’s not a shady thing to do.)

This is why I only adopt cats but never temporarily foster parent cats (although I do feed the strays in my neighbourhood).

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I’m pretty sure you're a minority Daryl.

I’ve never been in a real adult relationship before (and I’m a virgin). I don’t want my first husband/next boyfriend to be someone with children from a previous marriage because I want the whole first dating experience to not involve an ex-wife/the mother of his chidren breathing on the back of my neck. Because I know most people aren’t like you.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I’d feel used. But then again I’ve felt used since I was 8 and I understand not everyone hates humanity as much as I do.

Count Jerkula said...

It will never be done because the court system sees women as inferior and doesnt want fraud babies piling up on welfare.

Also, it would have to be a mandatory test, so it doesnt cause a trust issues fight between the parents.

Notagoodscreenname said...

@darylsbigfan. Yeah but she didn’t have to *help* him do it. He’s an asshole for cheating on his wife but she’s an asshole for hurting another woman. It’s different if she didn’t know he was married but I bet she did

astra worthington said...

If a man chooses to raise the child of some other man, that’s fine. But he deserves a choice. You know, like “my body my choice”, but maybe “my money, my choice”? Forcing a man to raise another man’s child is wrong and there’s no possible justification for it.

Urban Rosebud said...

Hey Rosie❤ Count has heart. He has his proclivities but I sense he loves kittens, romantic comedies & nature walks. LOL...

PS- just walk over the dog shit.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

LOL Count.

I hope women who are chill about their ex’s new wives are only chill because they’re like spiritually-evolved or something (hey, namaste baby if that’s the case).

I just hope that it’s not because they’ve been bullied by modern “feminism”. I mean feminism is/was a movement that strives/strived for equality between genders.

But now people are twisting the “sisterhood” bullshit into a “psychological suppression cult” of sorts. Like, now it’s politically-incorrect to dislike your ex’s new wife (and you’re supposed to <3 her with all the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ emojis). That’s where I draw the line personally, when “feminist” says it’s wrong for you to experience human feelings.

It’s just fucking unhealthy. I’ll be damned if shrinks stop putting that crap in their therapy sessions! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Dr. Scandi says NOPE. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ

HeatherBee said...

What do you want to bet there was some DNA kits being exchanged as gifts last year, so the wife had to fess up?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I mean seriously, I believe in a sisterhood and that women should support one another and all that, but it’s a sisterHOOD not “sister WIVES”. ๐Ÿคฎ

But if it’s only because you’re spiritual, then namaste bebi, good for you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*start putting that crap in their therapy sessions.

Fucking unprofessional.

Substance D said...
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JL said...

Gotcha. Oy. That’s tough.

Substance D said...

Gorilla women fuck the males in sequence, like a deli ticket system. That's because a male will kill the infant of some other male gorilla if he gets a chance. Why? Because the female gorilla, even though her baby has been murdered, will immediately go into estrus and fuck the killer of her child. Why? Because in gorilla logic, the female realized that the father of her dead child was too weak to protect her and the baby and will now team up with the killer because he has proved he's stronger. Do female gorillas like this system? No. That is why they fuck all the males one after another so no male knows who the father is and so no male will risk killing his own child. The only difference between gorillas and Hollywood is the Hollywood kids eventually kill themselves because the mothers and fathers lose count of whose bastards belong to who.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

THat was an actual Reddit thread last Christmas: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a99fw9/tifu_by_buying_everyone_an_ancestrydna_kit_and/

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rabbit said...

Heather Bee has it.

astra worthington said...

+1 Scandi. So sick of people trying to tell others how to feel about things, and acting like they’re wrong or bad or “unevolved” for feeling their justifiable feelings.

Aquagirl said...

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aquagirl said...

If this is Meryl ‘I’m so proper’ Streep, I think we should announce it to the world. Nothing worse than a Ho who pretends that she’s better than everyone else. Fuck her.

Aquagirl said...

@Scandi: Are you really a virgin? You were just complaining about lack of sex last week.

DarylsBigFan said...

@Notagoodscreenname
Of course she knew about me.
She worked with my ex husband. (The secretary)
She was around for years.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Aquagirl, darling, I’ve been complanning about lack of sex my whole life... ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿšฌ

Vita said...

Scandi-- these rants of yours are fabulous! Vent, girl!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜

Vita said...

HeatherBee -- brilliant

Substance -- what a thought! Could also be only way to protect the young, hoping they wont prey upon them if they are their own (although that doesn't seem to be a restriction in some of these blinds)

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Thank you! ๐Ÿ’›

rosie riveter said...

My dear Rosebud you're right... long walks on the beach and candlelit rimjobs ❤️ I agree with you, it all is really quite endearing, isn't it?
As for the other, my dear girl, IM TRYING ❤️ lol

astra worthington said...

Oh lol what a long suffering martyr you are! ๐Ÿ™„

My god however shall anyone handle dissenting opinions on the internet? I know! Start shit then act holier than thou! Be a passive aggressive bitch then act like you’re above it all. Yes that’s the ticket! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™„

Elphin MacSkye said...

Who is bearding for Kendoll Jender, now? I think Pimp Kris is a cunt for pimping her kids out. Look at her son - he's suicidal. Kendall wanted to go to College, but Kris wasn't having it. I don't believe Robert Kardashian was Khloe's father. Think of the Wynonna and Ashley Judd. Kris is a whore, and she knew Bruce was a crossdresser. That woman is full of shit.

Notagoodscreenname said...

@darylsbigfan Then she got what she asked for. If he isn’t cheating on her already he will.

Flashy Vic said...

I remember hearing a story about some A list actor who was at a party with his teenage daughter and noticed the daughter getting a bit touchy feely with good looking young guy who was the son of an A list actress. He then rushed over to nix the relationship and to tell the daughter that the hunk she was getting it on with was her half brother and the result of a fling he had with the actress when her mother was pregnant with her.

I suppose in Hollyweirdland that as saintly as you'll get. At least he didn't try to arrange a threesome.


I cannot for the life of me remember who it was, but it was a big name.

It's quite a well known story, one of you lot should know who it is.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Gorillas, they’re just like us.

Depeche Model said...

Scandi, I don't wish you pry or make you feel uncomfortable, but since you shared, is there a 'big' reason you are still a virgin despite having been in relationships?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

It’s okay, Depeche Model. Well I HAVEN’T been in REAL adult relationships before, that’s why.

When I was in grad school I could’ve slept with a French guy (and also a Swiss guy) but I didn’t understand teh social cues. I really regret it in hindsight because the French guy was just my type and I would’ve loved to lose my virginity to him! It’s all so stupid really. ๐Ÿ’

I’m on online dating sites but the people I’m meeting there are too prefect, have too much in common with me to the point that I feel like “nah this is too good to be true” IDK. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️๐Ÿ˜ญ

Notagoodscreenname said...

@flashy Vic. Was it michael douglas?

Depeche Model said...

Being pro active is the first step. Best of luck to you Scandi.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Thank you, Depeche Model. ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›

gauloise said...

Geneticists claim 10% of all paternities are falsely claimed.

A biology teacher in the UK was doing a class assignment, where she had the kids bring in their parents blood types, to show how only certain blood types could have kids with certain blood types.

It was a scandal due to how many kids discovered their father could not be the right one

Notagoodscreenname said...

^^oh shit. Somebody got Busted!

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