Thursday, February 28, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 21, 2019

It was just like the old days for this former A+ list reality star as she was hoovering up the coke. As far as I know though, she was not trading it for butt sex this time around.

Paris Hilton

21 comments:

J said...

We need more Hollywood ODs.



Huckleberry said...

I read it too fast and mistook 'coke' for 'cake'.

Pissoff said...

Baby steps

Regina Villano said...

Ew she's traded butt sex for coke??/ But she has money , why not just buy it??

CanadianLoveChild said...

Seriously!

Brayson87 said...

No market for the butt sex, everyone is giving it away free nowadays thanks to tinder.

Count Jerkula said...

Regina: cant put coke on an Amex.

Count Jerkula said...

Guy should cut her off, saying he ran out of blow. When she starts jonesing and asks if he knows where he can get more, hem and haw about it. Then tell her he will go get more if she gives up the butt. When she agrees, tie her face down on the bed and say he'll get back ASAP. Leave, drive around in circles, smoking 2 cigarettes. Go back, grab the 8ball from yer glove box, go back inside. While he's chopping out a line for her, tell a bullshit story about how the dealer was pissed about the time, pulled a gun on him, blah blah blah, so it sounds like an ordeal. Put the mirror under her nose, rolled bill in her nostril, and have her snort while still tied up. Be rough in the butthole, and pull her hair while complaining about having a gun pulled on you, so she feels like you earned the anus.

Huckleberry said...

Count, you are my Yoda.

Brayson87 said...

What, you're not even going to blow it up her a$$ for her? ;)

Sd Auntie said...

Don't look down at her man feet during the session. Those are size 12's baby.

Lonely Bastard said...

@HucklebeFunnily enough there's a classic British TV spoof news show from the 90s called Brass Eye that "invented" a drug called Vake' and tricked self important politocians, showbiz wankery and a few BBC paedophiles into filming clips to warn 'the 'kids' about the dangers of 'cake'.


"Kids, don't do cake. It'll give you Czech neck."


https://youtu.be/WwylBRucU7w

Lonely Bastard said...

Cake not vake. Shit on a stick!!!😩

M Styles said...

Paris is now a middle aged coke head. Cute.

Count Jerkula said...

Auntie, i am not into feet, so it dont matter.

Count Jerkula said...

If she asked for it, but if the coke up her ass makes me lose my hard on, then she gonna be tied up a while

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HeatherBee said...

Oh Paris. I cannot wait for your nose to cave in, so it matches your wonky little eye, you tired, old hooker. “ That’s hot”.

Sd Auntie said...

Lol, ok Count!

GypseeWind said...

I seem to recall this as a partial plot for the film 'Spun.'

Count Jerkula said...

I dont think the guy was buttsecksing the stripper tied to the bed, but now that you mention it, i do see the correlation.

P.S. Mickey Rourke should do all his roles as the Cook/Randy the Ram character.

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