Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Blind Item #6

This Oscar hero has been sexting his ex for the past month even though she is in a relationship with someone new.

20 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Chris Evans??

Brayson87 said...

When did sexting get safe again?

Tricia13 said...

Aaah good one-helped someone up the stairs.
Jenny Slate? Or maybe Scarjo(with Colin Jost)

Sara, Making It Work said...
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msgem said...

Captain America himself, he helped Regina king up the stairs. Ugh why are the supposed good guys the pigs?

drew holthaus said...

Gotta be black widow...scar jo

Brayson87 said...

I'm guessing Jenny Slate, she's my favorite of his exes except maybe Christina Ricci.

JT0130 said...

Can Scarjo be considered an ex, if they were never an item and mainly FWB?

MDAnderson said...

Going with jenni

Troy Dyer said...

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate

Gracie said...

Lmao! Jenny started to send enty fake blinds again!

theotherginger said...

They always want what they can't have...

LooksLikeCRicci said...

When did Chris Evans date Christina Ricci and how did I miss that?

Agree with MD-- it's Evans and Slate.

Lisa Hearn said...

Bradley Coooper and Suki Waterhouse?

Brayson87 said...

@LooksLike, They were spotted together and there were rumors, nothing serious. That's why I said maybe Christina Ricci, because she would have been the best ex.

Unknown said...

Colin jost is that you? How many times do you have to prove that you nd scarlett are "soulmate" until you leave Chris alone๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, this is bullshit

Unknown said...

Ha, even the Internet’s Boyfriend gets lonely with Valentine’s Day mush everywhere.

I doubt sexting will ever be safe, but so many women thirst after him that a leak really wouldn’t be an embarrassment once he’s done with his Disney contract (which likely has a morality clause).

I get it, Jenny Slate is “smart” and “woke”, but honestly, I don’t believe this rumor just because I can’t imagine him struggling to get laid at all.

Brayson87 said...

@Unknown, Smart is sexy. Pretty sure he has no shortage of bimbos at his beck and call, but someone he can talk to who is down with his kinks, much rarer.

redstiletto said...

Please be Jenny. I ship them.

Unknown said...

@Brayson, I put “smart” in quotes because I don’t think Jenny is particularly intelligent or well-educated, but she’s branded as such and that “smart and woke” brand is why people hardcore ship her and Evans.

Sexting is also not any sort of intellectually stimulating conversation, it’s literally just exchanging lines of smut via text because you either need help getting your imagination going in order to get off or you’re helping someone else get off. Doesn’t really require many brain cells, and generally doesn’t involve any conversation that isn’t smut. I genuinely don’t think that Evans needs any additional assistance that sexting would provide, since he can clearly get actual sex quite easily (and he isn’t looking for someone to have deep intellectual conversations with if all he’s looking for is to get his rocks off).

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