Saturday, April 20, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 11, 2019

This A list director with vowels in the front and back of his last name agreed to speak at an event because he wanted to hit on an actress who will also be there.

Darren Aronofsky

25 comments:

J said...

Sounds like a plan.

Large Marge said...

Are men completely controlled by their dicks? ASking for a friend

yepthatsme said...

Not completely, but JUNIOR does have a HUGGEEE influence! Sometimes you cant control JUNIOR, it controls you!

Anonymous said...

Is the average guy up for anything at anytime with anyone, gay or straight? Yeah. 80% can’t help it. Feeling is thinking for them and never let a boner go to waste.

HushHush said...

I bet he carries a picture of JLaw in his wallet, like George Costanza did of his model ex.

Paul Saint John said...

The sole reason ugly mofos like Aronofsky get into the business is the opportunity to hit on women well above their pay grade.

Sarton Bander said...

Look out the window, everything shiny you see was built by men to try to get women to empty their balls.

dav725 said...

And this is different from regular people because....? How many of you have gone to a party because someone you were attracted to was going to be there and you hoped to have a chance to talk to them? Why is it any worse when a celebrity does it?

Lisa said...

This is a boring blind. Please spill tea about PMK paying Van Jones.

hunter said...

People are such lemmings.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TO AVERAGE PRETTY.

There is ZERO remarkable about her looks or level of feminine attractiveness. Her acting skills are open for debate, I think she's pretty good but she is nothing phenomenal.

She's nothing to carry around in one's wallet is what I'm trying to say over here.

Lisa said...

He probably found out about Harry.

OKay said...

Oh. Him.

Pope of Hollywood said...

This logic applies to my life every day or every year. Ever.

GentleBreeze said...

a,e,i,o,u and SOMETIMES y.

Fifi LaRue said...

Women have balls???

RobertaJoan said...

Bingo.

NancyFromNebraska said...

"Man participates in thing to meet woman".

Oh. The. Horror.

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Thot Crimes said...

The Wiz said... "Women have balls???"

According to Jonathan Yaniv they do. Yaniv is a no-op biological male, (who only recently started barely attempting while doing the minimum to pass), that is suing 16 women owned businesses in Canada for violating his "human rights" because they refused to wax his dick, balls and asshole. According to him (and Canada) he is a woman because he says he is a woman, and biological women can't legally refuse to wax his genitals.


He's a sexual predator using "trans" to shield himself from criticism. He gets people banned from twitter for reposting screen shots of him hitting on underage teen girls.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jonathan+yaniv&t=ffab&atb=v162-6&ia=web

Stevie Nixed said...

Read Meet Me In The Bathroom in which he makes an appearance. Comes across as an ass.

Stevie Nixed said...

Dav725: my answer is never.

Bec said...

Aronofsky is the dictionary definition of the art school nerd who developed delusions of grandeur. I saw him on Bourdain’s travel show and the pompous jerk actually brought a cocktail kit on the train. I wanted to knock the stupid ill-fitting fedora off his ridiculous head.

If Jennifer Lawrence had more than a few years of high school and got out of Hollywood occassionally she wouldn’t have to say he’s tbe smartest guy she’s ever met. He’s a dime a dozen in the real world.

Paul Saint John said...

@Hunter

Jennifer Lawrence : great body, stupid bland face. She won't age well.

MarxistFreak said...

Aronofsky isn't as hideous as fuckers like Woody Allen and Peter Bogdanovich. The actress will be flatter and they'll screw. Good for them!

Brayson87 said...

@Hunter, JLaw's enthusiasm for the couch is what propels her career. But you're right, in a crowd she wouldn't stand out. Actually nowadays most of the regular bimbo actresses and even models aren't that great in the face, I see prettier women every day, just living normal lives.

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