Friday, July 12, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

July 3, 2019

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is employing almost exclusively current and former timeshare sales people to sell her own products and to host seminars.

Gwyneth Paltrow

19 comments:

sandybrook said...

Timeshares are scams and so are most of her products.

Troy Dyer said...

I’m surprised she went with timeshare salespeople and not MLM Bo$$ Babe$

Do Tell said...

That's actually pretty clever. Timeshare salespeople are relentless.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

We have found that the best way to discourage Timeshare solicitors in Las Vegas Casinos is to tell them, "We live in Vegas!"

They scurry away so quickly!

momo said...

OPC

Count Jerkula said...

I need some lube made from glacial melt water and the vaginal secretions of virgin Inuits. Think Goop can get that made for under $3500/oz?

Cary Gaul said...

EEEEEEEEEEEE

Collateral Justice said...

So this where the rest of the Nxivm sex cult leadership is congregating. Good to know these sick pervs are easy to find.

Nothing better than Sadistic Ritual Programming to enslave cult members. Who knew voluntary enslavement required snuff films to not only be viewed, but includes participation to gain a "junior" leadership position.

After all, it's better to be on top of the food chain.
These are seriously sick puppies flaunting depravity like it's a good thing.

hothotheat said...

What happened to the comments?

Christina said...

@Troy - probably because timeshare folks are better, faster and cheaper.

Count Jerkula said...

Ya think goop face sits anus to nose or anus to chin?

What do you ladies prefer?

Unknown said...

The place I work for has been in contact with GOOP and if you want them to partner with you, it's $75K minimum...not sure how that would lend itself to discovering new, obscure brands

texasrose said...

I didn't think the vag steamers needed such a hard sell??

Count Jerkula said...

How about a vag chiller, for people who want necro play but dont have access to a morgue or a shovel?

EponymousAnonymoud said...

Long story.

SickofyourBS said...

Makes sense. Good timeshare salespeople are the best sellers on earth; they sell a product no-one wants.

BlissBoo said...

Ms. Goopy Poopy is an insufferable POS. People who buy her trash are insufferable idiot POS who have too much money on their hands. Vag steamers...give me a break, just fucking take a shower!

@Count, neither. Anuses smell and poo flowers (ha ha auto correct) out of them. COUNT me out. Yeah, I know, lemme clutch my pearls.

@Collateral Damage, pretty much agree with you, but I think you're posting on the wrong thread.

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Count Jerkula said...

No 69 or facesitting blissboo? Anti doggystyle as well?

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