Tuesday, July 09, 2019

Blind Item #11

Speaking of celebrity chefs, this guy is not really a chef, but likes to pretend he knows all things cooking on various shows in which he has starred, including some really big ones. He has been caught up with business partners in some really bad things the past few years. Luckily for him he has been able to keep quiet the fact he got at least five waitresses pregnant over the past decade. I'm guessing his wife didn't know. Whoops. She does now.

68 comments:

sandybrook said...

I was gonna say Guy Fieri but he's not switch hitting right?

sandybrook said...

Jamie Oliver?

Tricia13 said...

Danny Meyers?

Tricia13 said...

First thought was Tom Colicchio but he is absolutely a Chef

EponymousAnonymoud said...

Gordon Ramsay didn’t go to culinary school?

Boozie said...

gotta be guy

Dena said...

Alton Brown?

YummyBoogers said...

Andrew Zimmern? Adam Richman?

Alton Brown? That other bespectacled guy who hosts various cooking challenges on Food Network? Think his name is Ted something or other.

Michel Scully said...

Ted is gay.

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Robert Irvine.

https://gawker.com/357461/massive-celebrity-chef-also-massive-liar

Troy Dyer said...

Was gonna say Guy, as one of my friends used to work at Food Network and said that there is heavy editing with the females as Guy can’t not look at their boobies. But that person also told me stories about Robert Irvine and his WWE wife so imma co-sign Robert

EddyWouldRide said...

Jamie Oliver is the chef with recent bad business the last few years

filmfanb said...

Speaking of gay....Gordon Ramsey is too. Likes to hit on the younger runners and assistants on his shows and makes promises. Surprised he never got caught up in the metoo stuff

Low Key said...

Do NOT ruin Alton Brown for me! He's the only one I can stand!

EponymousAnonymoud said...

Oh lord if it’s Irvine the pedo conspiracists are going to lose their shit - his restaurant is at the Tropicana in Vegas.

Low Key said...

Guy reminds me of an ex-boy-bander who got chubby and became a foodie after the band broke up. I think it's the hair.

Rosemary Young said...

A chef is generally understood to be a person who went to culinary school and/or trained with a skilled chef, and who has been in charge of a restaurant/hotel kitchen. By that definition Jamie Oliver, Robert Irvine and Guy Fieri are all chefs, but Alton Brown is not. Alton is divorced, though.

Rosemary Young said...

Gordon Ramsay is a bona fide chef, too.
Not that Enty knows what he's talking about, of course!

HushHush said...

@Low Key He look reminds me of Joey Patone too.

Notagoodscreenname said...

FIVE waitresses? Then he’ll be surprised when he gets an std and his wife leaves him. Id say Guy but does he really have that much game?!

Notagoodscreenname said...

@Low Key ๐Ÿคฃ

Notagoodscreenname said...

NOT Alton Brown. I’m not buying it.

WaxDiva said...

Guy Fieri... key word "guy." He is a trained chef, but has not worked as a chef for decades. Instead, has created/starred in several FoodNetwork show; and has partnered with many to build his restaurant holdings.

Unknown said...

It's got to be Joe from Master Chef. Had a partnership with the Chef Mario and has had to close down several restaurants with him.

Melvin The Reanimated said...

I guessed Irvine because he's lied about his credentials, and the waitressea could be from his show Restaurant: Impossible. He doesn't just have his own waitresses, but could have a stable all around the country.

Mooney said...

Dena

Alt.on brown. Not a chef. Majored in theatre at UGA.

loopymommy said...

Yep, Bastianich. First, he and MB stole their servers' tips, then the huge MB scandal. He's a pig.

AngelSleuth said...

Jon Favreau - Movie - Chef, show - The Chef Show

Notagoodscreenname said...

@Rosemary. Alton Brown went to the N.E. Culinary institute.

Dallas Alice said...

Alton also remarried within the last year or so.

Krgl420 said...

OOOh the Joe Bastianich guess is great, fits everything in the blind.
His mom is the chef not him, starred in cooking shows, caught up with Batali in the tip skimming scandal, owns mad restaurants and he's married.

Ivy said...

Joe Bastianich.

Unknown said...

I have several friends that worked on Good Eats. From what I've heard, Alton Brown is an incredible boss and generally very nice person.

YummyBoogers said...

@Low Key, Guy Fieri LEGIT looks like he stepped out of his house on a spring evening in 1999, and made a wrong turn into a black hole time warp while driving to a Barenaked Ladies concert, never to be seen or heard from again...until he mysteriously reappeared in 2006 of course - RIGHT IN TIME to audition for Food Network Star and MIRACULOUSLY against all odds to find UBER success. It's almost TOO PECULIAR...to ignore! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ (I'm onto you, Fee-eddie! ๐Ÿ˜ก)

Even now...in 2019...Guy STILL looks a walking personification of a Smashmouth tune... or like an extra from the "My Own Worst Enemy" music video by Lit. Proof that perhaps his maturity and fashion sense is stunted, having been frozen in time to JUST BEFORE he and his Camaro smashed into the clock tower in the town square?!?

(Whats that you say? Oh...you think I oughtta go into fanfic writing? But what if I'm NOT actually a "fan"? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚)

Trapped said...

Guy he’s a hound dog

shakey said...

AngelSleuth, I thought of Jon Favreau as well.

EV said...

Guy Fieri and Jackson Galaxy (not a chef) both look like those painted hen's eggs children make at Easter.

Marybel said...

Guy Fieri is the Garth Brooks of cooking.

LouiseBelcher said...

Douchebag Fieri graduated UNLV with a Hospitality degree, if I remember correctly. But could be Joe Bastianich...who's mother, Lidia, is a treasure!

Danielle said...

Mario Batali.

runner chick said...

Curtis Stone to be different

Nubian princess said...

This ^^^^^^^^!!! Totally Joe.

RobertaJoan said...

Even better. No sycophancy.

Unknown said...

Alton is single

Cinemaddict said...

Robert Irvine does seem to make sense,

Cinemaddict said...

Rocco Dispirito?

Anonymous poster said...

Alton Brown got married for the 3rd (or is it 4th) time last year.

indplsbear said...

Alton Brown did go to culinary school, and just married for the second time last fall.

TwoDots said...

Bs! There’s no way this blind is true! Clickbait! So many chef blinds! Ugh! You guys! CLICKBAIT!

Unknown said...

My first thought was Joe Bastianich. Seemed to fit all the clues.

Morninglorri said...

Rocco Dispirito

chillip said...

The only good guesses on here are Favreau and Joe B. There are likely other good guesses not on here I'm sure.

Ramsay didn't go to culinary school? He was on the faculty at Cordon Bleu!

gabes_human said...

Robert Irvine is gay.

Mango said...

Not Alton Brown. I refuse to believe it.

Guy Fieri (or Guy Ferry as he was named at birth). I always cringed when he put his bare hands, with those huge goombah rings, into ground beef or some other food. Bleh. So unsanitary.

VikingSong said...

Gordon Ramsay studied in France and has racked up a considerable number of Michelin Stars. Whatever you think of him personally does not detract from the fact that he is indeed a highly qualified chef.

Freebird said...

I miss Anthony Bourdain. ๐Ÿ˜ข

tipple said...

@YummyBoogers I love you

Enthusiasm Quotes said...

Very Nice And Interesting Post, thank you for sharing
Inspirational Quotes
Excellence Quotes - Positive Life Quotes
Train Hard Quotes - Decent Images
Future Quotes - Anuj Somany
Super Successful Quotes
Good Exam Quotes - Quotes Words

Kate0704 said...

I'm so happy to see so much love for Alton Brown. He's great!

Phelps said...

AB wouldn't be trolling waitresses. This is someone who is actually in food service.

Pearl said...

Joe never pretend to be a chef, though. He does Top Chef with Ramsay and Sanchez (both trained chefs) and no one ever refers to him as chef. Gordon calls him "top restaurateur", which is like being a CEO of a law firm but not being a lawyer.

Possibly goat balls Irvine but if it's Guy Ferry, how in the world did five waitresses get enough past the greasy egg white slick on his head to sleep with him? Ew.

chillip said...

While he hasn't worked in a kitchen for years, Fieri did spend his pre-Food Network days as a working chef.

Irvine? Thinking about it, I guess it could be him. AB doesn't fit for many reasons.

Samantha said...

Please don't let it be Fieri, especially if he's also a kiddy botherer.

The thought of him with anyone...

He didn't seem so repulsive at first but now he's like that monster that popped out in Weird Science.

YummyBoogers said...

@tipple aww love you too, darling! ❤๐Ÿค—

BobbyOrrsKnees said...

Graham Kerr?

TwoDots said...

@yummyboogers lol. Your comment wins.

Baba said...

Someone mentioned Zimmern??? Really??? I know he's married and has kids....but so does JAMES CORDEN!

Lassie said...

I can see Guy Fieri. The Great Man, the Big Celebrity, waddles into a Bugtussle nowhereville restaurant and the waitresses are so impressed they spread their oegs for him. (what is it with dumbass waitresses who are such pushovers? I have a friend whose father impregnated three different waitresses in 20 years, half-sisters showing up all over.) . Now, I guess, with DNA testing and the courts, the dumbasses could at least get child support.

Advertisement

Popular Posts from the last 30 days