Monday, September 23, 2019

Blind Item #39 - Emmy Awards

One of the stars of this show that won multiple awards last night is married. It didn't stop the oft cheating actor all of you know by name at least, to hit on as many women as possible during a 30 minute stop at a D lister party where people go to pretend they went to an A list Emmy party and where tools like the actor go and troll for women. He took one he found from the party, but no one knows where they went.

37 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Esai Morales/Ozark?

Tricia13 said...

Hope it’s not Tony Shalhoub/TTMM

Lucky13 said...

Jason Masturbateman?

sandybrook said...

Fred Armisten?

sandybrook said...

Keep 'em coming Enterns, I'm out again time to pre-game.

Vita said...

Off topic-- my nephew's dog busted out a second story screen window and escaped while he was at work. He's devastated. Anyone have ideas on how to search (fairly busy suburban area)

Brayson87 said...

I'm more interested in this faux celebrity party than some jerk trolling for easy trim. The insinuation is that he took her to go bang, not like some serial killer sh!t right?

Brayson87 said...

@Vita, The dog busted out of a second story screen window and escaped while the owner was away, like didn't come back to the house at all? That is some crazy sh!t. Let it go, I don't think that dog likes your nephew very much 😅

Vita said...

Ha ha, Brayson! More likely, the dog went looking for him...he's a rescue and very attached to my nephew. He may have had him on the main floor, but his unit in a shared house is upstairs (Im thinking the dog has bionic legs if upstairs) ...anyway.. Short on the details, other than horror

notthisagain said...

Sounds like Bateman

Vita said...

Bateman and Shaloub had wives sitting next to them during the show, I doubt they'd be able to ditch them once the parties started

BB said...

Dang! Posters?

Vita said...

Thanks, BB! Theyre working on those...humane society said to not spread his scent by looking all over for him, and to spread some worn clothes on the property to make his scent stronger (tips in case anyone else loses a dog)

Also, correction that makes much more sense...he had him in the first floor den today. Sent pics showing he did rip and chew through blinds and screen, though!🐕💪😰🙏

Vita said...

Dog has returned on his own! God only knows how stink my nephew's gym clothes are! Sorry for hijacking the blind item, Everyone!😍

DarylsBigFan said...

Glad the pup is back. terrible feeling when a pet goes missing .

Vita said...

Thanks, Daryl, yes it is!

E said...

Thank god Vita! I have a dog that would no doubt bust thru a window screen if he saw a squirrel, so as a precaution I keep all windows he can access closed when I'm away. Who knew you had to dogproof windows? So glad he is safe!

Em and 'im said...

So pleased the dog knows where his home is, and that he knew to return. It is worrying when a pet goes walkabout. If he isn’t neutered he may have caught the scent of a bitch in season and gone in pursuit, just like the subject of the blind, except the season being the Emmys. I don’t what it says about me but I was much more interested/worried about the missing dog than some lowlife trawling the wannabes party for crumpet.

smiller2000 said...

Could it be High Grant? Did you see he & his wife seated by backdoor Farrah?

smiller2000 said...

Hugh - autocorrect

Guesser said...

Good news about the dog,@Vita. I had a dog that tried to escape during a thunderstorm, ripped up the blinds,wood frame, window covered in blood. Glass though,I imagine he would have destroyed a screen. 120 lb Akita. When we got home he raced out the door and I caught him cause he had to "go". He did that when scared.

Ava said...

So glad!

Guesser said...

The type of party women go to go be picked up by married men. No worries about an assault accusation.

MChase said...

Kit Harrington

Nicunta said...

I'm so glad the dog returned safe!! Reading this post had me on a rollercoaster of emotion for the dog!!

Vita said...

Thanks so much, E, Em &'im and Guesser! Interestingly, Guesser, we believe this dog is an Akita mix (perhaps genetic resentment of windows?😉). Turns out the guy who just moved into the neighboring room is training his (older, foster) dog with some sort of clicker gizmo that also gives off high pitched signals. Theyve come to realize that dog is deaf, and it was just driving my nephew's dog insane! Unbelievable,lol, but so grateful fir a hapoy ending. Thanks again!

Vita said...

For a happy ...all flubs on me, I cant even blame Autocorrect!

Vita said...

Thanks, Ava and Nicunta! You posted while I was typing the other!😁

a beautiful virago named hope said...

The dog's situation was the best part of these blinds. I have no idea who half these people are....

Sabre said...

I swear, 90% of the time the dog is spooked, hides down a stormwater drain overnight & comes right back at dawn.

I'm glad he's home safe ~x

Queen Bee said...

Glad your nephew's dog is home safe!! I would be a wreck if our dog every escaped, I can't even imagine. And how crazy that the other dog is deaf!! LOL The poor dog who could hear!! No wonder he jumped out a window.

molly said...

vita ........nephew should put out flyers all over town. Contact shelters and humane society. My family has found three of our dogs this way, both taken by others......just people that thought the dogs were beautiful...we were lucky as kidnapping dogs is a cottage industry in some areas of the country.....this was piedmont or middle of NC.Lots of HQs of big pharma , mental hospitals and prisons for experiments. I used to walk by a room full of dogs in cages to go to work at the VA at the back entrance. Shelter told us of the cottage industry. Buy a van, cheap overhead.

Vita said...

Thanks again, Everyone, for the concern about the dog!And, apologies again, Enty, for stealing space on a very generous day of Emmy blinds. The panic was brief, but real!

QueenBee-- After the desperation and concern subsided with the dog coming home, finding out the roommate had been "clicking" away all day at a deaf dog struck me as so funny!😂 I'd have bailed out the window, too!

Molly-- I'm happy you've had most of your pets returned. I hate to think of someone pet-shopping in someone else's yard, but your other stories were even scarier! He's got a big sniffer, so Id hoped he could trace his way back home, but I was just really concerned about traffic.

squirrelmistress said...

wonderful happy ending to the dog story

Scout said...

Wee.get the owner to wee about a square mile around the area.
Dogs will come back to the point where they went missing. Try dawn and dusk.
And yes! As BB says Posters!
They work. Put them everywhere.
Source: lost my dog for 2 days in surburban area.
Got him back.
Good luck.

Scout said...

Oh just saw this after I posted my Wee everywhere comment!
So happy for your nephew.

canadachick said...

Our favourite man in black Jon Snow or ya know Kit Harrington

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