Dear Rashida Jones
Dear Rashida,
Answer your damn phone because if you are really dating John Mayer we have to have a serious discussion about our friendship. I'm really hoping that Friday night was just the two of you hanging out as friends at Chateau Marmont. The fact that John picked up a guitar from someone and sang Your Body Is A Wonderland and dedicated it to you shows he is greasier than James Blunt or Greasy Bear. Oh, and speaking of Greasy Bear what kind of crap does he have on Avril Lavigne that would make her want to live with him? Maybe the collection of trashy women that come through his house? Just saying.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, pick up your phone or return my texts. Seriously. He made out with Perez. That is not something that washes off. Ever.
EL
24 comments:
lol! if rashida is smart, she loves you as much as we do and will return the call. ewww at perez/mayer visual. eek!
George Wendt?
Just Kidding.
Greasy bear is living in Avrils house? I say he has photos of her with chicks
who is greasy bear?
So much for the sizzling tabloid headlines and the Us Weekly and People magazine cover stories of Jennifer Aniston reunited with John Mayer. I don't believe anything in the tabs unless it's confirmed on this site.
Greasy lazy bear is with Avrils - WOW!!!!
How can anyone be dating JM when he has made out with Perez??
BigMama - Greasy Bear is Brandon Davis
Greasy Bear has drugs. Nuff said? Oh Avril. Please never come back to Canada.
Oh Rashida. Oh yuck.
Hahaha!
That's all.
Oh Rashida. That can't be true. She must have more sense than that, she dated John Krasinski! Talk about downgrading.
People tend to go off the deep end when they end a relationship and their ex finds their life partner right afterwords. Krasinski and Jones split and then Krasinski hooked up with his fiancee Emily Blunt.
But wasn't Rashida dating someone connected to Obama? He would have been her rebound from JK.
I'd seriously consider becoming a lesbian for her.
No way would she fall for Mayer in any shape or form.
I dreamt she was with Brit actor Elliot Cowan the other day - which was a total wet dream for me...
I think I need a score card to keep up with the romance mill that is HW.
John Mayer is Soooooo cheesy. You don't scrub off his form ICK NAST either.
Just once if he sings that song to a woman, I'd like them to reply:
"My body might be a wonderland but after getting near yours I would need a trip to the nearest VD Clinic. So pass. Really big PASS."
She HAS denied it already. Like, first thing Sunday morning a denial was out. Her spokesperson is quoted here.
http://www.gossipcop.com/report-about-john-mayer-and-rashida-jones-strikes-the-wrong-chord/
Give the gir