Answer your damn phone because if you are really dating John Mayer we have to have a serious discussion about our friendship. I'm really hoping that Friday night was just the two of you hanging out as friends at Chateau Marmont. The fact that John picked up a guitar from someone and sang Your Body Is A Wonderland and dedicated it to you shows he is greasier than James Blunt or Greasy Bear. Oh, and speaking of Greasy Bear what kind of crap does he have on Avril Lavigne that would make her want to live with him? Maybe the collection of trashy women that come through his house? Just saying.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, pick up your phone or return my texts. Seriously. He made out with Perez. That is not something that washes off. Ever.