Monday, October 26, 2009

Random Photos Part One

The second part is coming up soon.

Lily Allen managed to roll out of bed and head on over to the Q Awards.
Interesting look for Lorraine Bracco. I'm not sure what she is going for here except to stay warm.
Lindsay Lohan in In Style. Lindsay had a bad weekend although any weekend she can stay alive is probably a plus. Everyone found out that she isn't getting paid as a fashion consultant and had to pay for her own airline ticket and hotel room in Paris. Plus she had to pay for those jewels she took, or someone did so that was a money loser. Plus she got trashed in the press for the clothes. Oh, and also this weekend her record label dropped her. It turns out that when you are on a record label they actually expect you to produce a record. Who knew?
Noah Cyrus is 9 years old and obviously her parents have decided that Miley waited much too long to be turned out so they are going to start much earlier with Noah.
Neil Patrick Harris in a fat suit.
Paula Abdul being groped by a velvet wearing Barry Manilow. Oh, how I have missed the velvet. Here's hoping this winter brings us lots of velvet. Just no Ed Hardy velvet.
The Princess gets kissed by a woman on the street. I wonder if I could get away with this.
The Ron Artest threw the milkshake at the camera guys and began beating them up.
Amy Smart brought her boyfriend to this event but I have noticed that several times lately she and Simon Baker have managed to turn up at things together and end up next to each other.
I find Sophie Ellis Bextor very intriguing.
Samuel L Jackson and Dwayne Johnson on the set of their new movie. I'm going to guess that this is the closing scene. Just from this picture I can tell you exactly what happens in this movie.
Don't Stop Believing because if you do we will have to go our Separate Ways when all I really want to do is lie in your Open Arms. Yeah, I could pretty much go on all day. I thought about putting one of Steve Perry's solo songs (Oh Sherry) at the beginning but then everyone would say, oh that is a Steve Perry song and not a Journey song and then Randy Jackson would chime in and say "dog, I was there. I used to be somebody."
It's nice of Tom to carry all of Marcia's stuff.
So, for sure Taylor Squared went back to her hotel after the game and spent the night. What is not known of course is what happened in the room and I don't really want to know.
U2 - Pasadena
I feel like I'm looking at the dark version of That Girl.
Vince Vaughn looks like he has grown to the size of a giant on this press tour while Malin Akerman looks like someone retouched the hell out of her. How does someone look that good in a candid photo?

32 comments:

RocketQueen said...

That picture of Noah Cyrus is incredibly sad and disturbing.

Thanks for the picture of the Rock! Love him, and don't want to hear anything about his sexuality, thanks ;)

Unfortunate Couture said...

Steve Perry is Quagmire! Giggedy Giggedy!

And I hate to be mean to a 9 year old. Maybe that's a costume. Maybe she loves it and begged and pleaded to wear it. And the awful make-up and hair. If she's just a 9 year old girl playing dress-up at a fancy event, then good on 'er. If her parents have tarted her up and are trying to make her something big, then the trainwreck is just over thataway. She will be treated more cruelly than Rumer Willis.

TinselSass said...

Enty, thanks for the many great captions this tiring Monday. This is my favorite...

I feel like I'm looking at the dark version of That Girl.

VB could only wish to be That Girl.

SkittleKitty said...

So, anyone think of a blind for which the answer is Simon Baker and Amy Smart?
However, they were in the short-lived series "Smith" together.

Yes, Noah Cyrus looks horrible and her parents are clearly idiots.

Ice Angel said...

I think Noah is wearing a Halloween costume...I hope...

Carrie L. said...

I believe Noah's outfit is a costume, but that said - with the high boots and tight/short dress, I think it is beyond inappropriate for a 9-year old.

Pookie said...

omg, the little cyrus child. pls tell me that's a halloween costume.

the spanish princess! am loving her highlights.

awww, yay steve perry.

are you revealing a bi w/ the simon baker comment?

vince vaughn looks like he ate kfed for dinner.

K said...

SkittleKitty - my thoughts exactly re Simon Baker and Amy Smart... Ent is pointing us to something.

Majik said...

Literal video, Journey....it makes me laugh and laugh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgEHOM21j3s

Lisa (original) said...

Michael K has a lot of photos of Noah Cyrus her over on dlisted. You'll have to go a page in though.
My goodness, that is one unfortunate looking hillbilly child! It is a costume she's wearing, but still, it's totally inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

Well @ least LiLo is wearing some of that crap she was an "advisor" for. I would recognize those heart pasties on the jacket anywhere - and that isnt a good thing!!

allisonshine72 said...

If Noah Cyrus is wearing a halloween costume (which she is), then what exactly is it a costume of? If it's what I think it's supposed to be, then I think that 9 is both her age and the combined IQ of her parents.

Paisley said...

Noah was dressed for a Halloween event. Here are photos of her in a Minnie Mouse like outfit for another Halloween event. Same boots. Costume way too big for her and clearly meant for an adult. I feel sorry for her.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40446553.html

RocketQueen said...

Um, if it's a costume, what's it a costume OF? An older, inappropriately-dressed street walker? I don't give an eff whether or not it's a costume, she's wearing more lipstick than most people I know wear in a week. Over.the.top.

lutefisk said...

is it me, or does Noah look like Pia Zadora there?

Jewels said...

See that little Noah photo? Now, look one photo up. Yup! That'll be little Noah in 10 years... give or take... Come on Cyrus', give your head a fuckin' SHAKE!!! My girl's 8 this year, and I wouldn't DREAM of dressing her like some type of walmart prostitot!

LOL! I looked at NPH and thought WTF???

And I honestly think Taylor squared make a super cute couple! And if 'it' happened, then that's their business. But if it did, Taylor boy, put a hat on it son, we wouldn't want to see you turn into the 2.0 version of Jude Law.

Anonymous said...

Was the stinky foreign-born actor blind manwhoring?

I really want to believe that Simon Baker is gay.. er... I mean happy with his wife. Or gay, so I have a chance.

ardleigh said...

If I had a 9yr old I would never let her out of the house looking like she was going to tart up the nearest street corner.

Enty, I bet you never wished to be a little old lady before.


Is that Peter Billingsley with Vince? Better watch you'll shoot your eye out. (I love Christmas Story.)

califblondy said...

Steve Perry. Dang. Love him.

I wonder if he's wishing he would have worked it out with the boys?

Jingle Belle said...

Hi, my name is Cheri...though it is spelled different I was plagued throughout the 80s by guys singing that song to me. So thanks Steve Perry for introducing me to so many tone deaf boys.

mygeorgie said...

Mini Cyrus: take a look at Dlisted from yesterday for close -ups of that wretched face & costume. Horrendous & yes, very inappropriate for a 9 y/o.

Lorraine Bracco-I have a huge girl crush, thanks Enty!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Steve Perry has managed to stay sober, but everyone who knows him knows to never, ever use the J-word around him.

WBotW said...

Noah Cyrus wore that to a Hallowe'en party. It was a costume, and frankly, not really all that horrible. You can't really tell, but she wore shorts underneath the skirt.

K said...

Steve Perry! YAY!!! Still so sexy after all these years. Well, to me.

maryja said...

It it is so very wrong, but when I look at this picture of Noah Cyrus, I immediately think of this:

http://indiana.bilerico.com/2009/0/bette_davis_and_joan_crawford_in_whatever_happened_to_baby_jane_trailer.jpg

Marisa said...

Ent-

Copping my style now, huh? Yeah don't think I didn't notice the caption for the Journey picture. BUSTED.

B626 said...

So Steve Perry is old and washed up now? I heard his voice is shot too.
But boy could he SING back in the 70's & 80's.
I always leave those old Journey
songs on when they pop up on the car radio.
always

Lana's Blog said...

Imma let you finish, but Taylor(x2) is the cutest couple in the world!!!

shakey said...

Was the picture of Noah Cyrus strategically placed under Lindsay? This is your future kid, if you let your parents do this to you time and again. Run away as soon as you can.

NPH imitating Ent. Marcia doesn't look strong enough to carry anything.

The Double Ts probably swapped stories about boys. He is cute. And about the only one who acted decently in that stupid movie.

califblondy said...

What? Steve Perry lost his voice? I'm still heartbroken when he couldn't fit into those skin tight pants anymore. I still love watching an old Journey video. I miss all that hair, teeny t'shirts, and second skin pants.

YouTube has a great video of Steve and his replacement singing the same song. It really is amazing.

canadachick said...

does anyone else think that all Lilo has left at this point is porn ??

Alice D Millionaire said...

If something is not going on between Smart and Baker I doubt is due to lack of trying on Baker's part.

Taylor swift seems like a really sweet girl but her facial expressions annoy the hell out of me.

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